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    In Memorium

    I come to you, my friends, with bad news.

    Our beloved member, BigGreen, has retired from Anabolic Review for good. I spoke to him last night via videoconferencing, and he asked me to pass along this transcription:

    "Dear Lower-Echelon Financially and Socially Challeneged Proles,

    I must say that these past years have gone by in what seems like a matter of weeks. As a matter of fact, according to the daily post counts that I branded into my man-servant, Paco, I have amassed well over 3,000 posts. That is absurd, and Paco is running out of skin surface. I spend too much of my well-to-do time on a message board littered with lower class ghetto trash who will never even fathom the lifestyle to which I am accustomed. How many of you have ever seen an adult endangered rhino brought to the brink of complete breakdown after your nanny performs fellatio on them for 8 hours straight without allowing them to ejaculate their rainbow colored juices? And to see them let loose upon the kitchen staff? It's a sight that can not be given justice by any means. How many of you have spent weekend after weekend clubbing baby monk seals, or thrown condor eggs at giant panda bears, only to have poached the eggs with gasoline, and then subsequently lit them on fire? I find that the more I associate with your type, the more i fall into derogatory idiosyncracies unbecoming of an aristocrat. The other day I allowed my personal shopper to bring home a Brie spread that had been BATCH cultured. How can you eat a Brie spread that you know wasn't fermented in the crotch of a Beluga Stuegon? I sicken myself.

    I only ask you one question in my departure, and its answer will determine your ability to comprehend the nature of my entire treatment.

    If you were a hot-dog, would you eat yourself?

    *Extended Pause*

    Because I know I would."

    That was all he said before ordering the maid to shut off the tele-screen.

    It's a sad day here for our AR community.

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    Bump, for the post AND the respect I deserve. Recognize fools.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    If you were a hot-dog, would you eat yourself?

    *Extended Pause*

    Because I know I would."
    I'd be delicious too! And i'd wash myself down with an ice cold budweiser!

    Cubs win! Cubs win!


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    lol...there were like 10 words in that post that i dont even have a clue as to what they mean...lol

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    I have just never used that monkey anywhere...looked like a good time!

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    wait wait wait... who is biggreen?

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    BigGreen?? Never heard of him.

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    I knew hanging with us was going to be the ruin of BigGreen.....just surprised it took this long. hahahaha

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