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    How to inform new woman...

    Ok just got out of a year and half relationship with this crazy chick...i mean crazy this girl would bang on my windows at night call me a million times a day ask me questions like she is my momma ...i mean the whole nine yards...
    i just began i slow easy going friendly relationship with a new girl we are just hanging out alot togather and having dinner and stuff like that nothing dramatic just takeing it slow you know what i mean..? Ok good now if my X finds out about this new girl she will freak out and i mean freak you have no idea...trust me....how do i explain to the new girl about my crazy ass X that is obssed with me?? i dont whant to scare her off but i have found that honesty really is the best why to go with girls..

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve0
    i have found that honesty really is the best why to go with girls..
    God have mercy on your poor, poor soul, as I'm afraid I no longer can.

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    yea, gotta be straight up with her about it man, thats the only way.

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    Yo BigGreen im for real man i have lied to my X and she caught me...and it wasnt good man she started trowing Sh1t at me like " TV remotes, xbox controler, a bar of soap a lotion bottle so i try not to lie i may bend the truth but after that learning exsperiance i think twice about lieing to woman now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve0
    Yo BigGreen im for real man i have lied to my X and she caught me...and it wasnt good man she started trowing Sh1t at me like " TV remotes, xbox controler, a bar of soap a lotion bottle so i try not to lie i may bend the truth but after that learning exsperiance i think twice about lieing to woman now.
    I see where you're coming from...I'm just bitter and jaded. There will be no more honesty on my part for several years, if ever again...and I have no shame in that.

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    Just TELL her. I broke up with so and so and she's having some issues getting over it so she may try to cause some problems when she finds out we are hanging out.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

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    Just say you are a pimp and you have to beat woman off you with a stick.

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    tell her, u dated a man, and he got a sex change and is now tryin to "rekindle"(use that word it will make u seem elite like myself and 1BC) the old relationship, then tell her you only want her quim, and defy the others to not have your man juice or baby bat. then tell her you are allowed to beat him her, and that you must defend yourself for the he she knows about your weakness for small infant gerbils and what they do to u... she will be so confused about the infant gerbils that the girl man, will flee her mind.. it worked for OG, and it shall for you..

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    Every single one of them are crazy bro. I married the best on the planet, but she' still totally nuts bro.... good luck

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    great man thanks for the info guy/girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    tell her, u dated a man, and he got a sex change and is now tryin to "rekindle"(use that word it will make u seem elite like myself and 1BC) the old relationship, then tell her you only want her quim, and defy the others to not have your man juice or baby bat. then tell her you are allowed to beat him her, and that you must defend yourself for the he she knows about your weakness for small infant gerbils and what they do to u... she will be so confused about the infant gerbils that the girl man, will flee her mind.. it worked for OG, and it shall for you..

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