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    2008 is The Year of the Puma

    Prepare to bow and be humbled before your future enslaver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Prepare to bow and be humbled before your future enslaver.

    Are you talking about Hillary?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mart651
    Are you talking about Hillary?
    Perhaps the pundits of the so called "Cheetah King" would care to enlighten us with cauterized meanderings of their blasphemy. Their idolatry and polytheistic ways will spell their utter doom. May the Puma King hasten his arrival so that those who oppose his dominance may see firsthand the punishment they shall suffer in the fiery depths of hell.

    The Puma King shall triumph.

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    I think BIG GREEN should pop out of the blue for a rebuddle to that one

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    the cheetah king will reward me for saying your thread is gay.. so its gay...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    the cheetah king will reward me for saying your thread is gay.. so its gay...

    Your ignorance shall be directly proportional to the pain unto which the Puma King shall bestow upon you. Repent and you shall receive a less excruciating smiting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Your ignorance shall be directly proportional to the pain unto which the Puma King shall bestow upon you. Repent and you shall receive a less excruciating smiting.
    pain purifies the soul... bring it on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    pain purifies the soul... bring it on
    The Puma King wants you to suffer, so he shall refuse his punishment upon you, as he has seen into your porn collection, and has been sickened by your snuff films.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    The Puma King wants you to suffer, so he shall refuse his punishment upon you, as he has seen into your porn collection, and has been sickened by your snuff films.
    those whores knew what was up when i untied them, if they didnt want it, they would have ripped off the gags and said something(if they werent cuffed) but we used a simple painless method of drownin the head while bangin the arse.. it was quite the thrill... the puma knows it would fall victem if it saw my 75 chevy van pull up and offer her a ride to get a 40oz..

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    The PUMA is no match for SHAQ-FU and his big shoe combatant skills , who is now fighting for the Chettah King because he offered him a deal with a cheeto comercial and a life time supply of expired Lays brand snacks

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    I think everyone has lost their f***ing minds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mitch428cj
    The PUMA is no match for SHAQ-FU and his big shoe combatant skills , who is now fighting for the Chettah King because he offered him a deal with a cheeto comercial and a life time supply of expired Lays brand snacks
    no joke i think i had that game..

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    "Those who know that they are profound strive for clarity. Those who would like to seem profound strive for obscurity." -Nietzsche

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat Guy
    I think everyone has lost their f***ing minds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    lol i agree....

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    pumas.....i like it.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PurePower
    "Those who know that they are profound strive for clarity. Those who would like to seem profound strive for obscurity." -Nietzsche
    You son of a bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    You son of a bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Perhaps the pundits of the so called "Cheetah King" would care to enlighten us with cauterized meanderings of their blasphemy. Their idolatry and polytheistic ways will spell their utter doom. May the Puma King hasten his arrival so that those who oppose his dominance may see firsthand the punishment they shall suffer in the fiery depths of hell.

    The Puma King shall triumph.

    did u forget most of us here are meathead and dont know many of those words.

    i can understand about 6 of them total. can we get the laymans version of all that ramble ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by w_rballs
    did u forget most of us here are meathead and dont know many of those words.

    i can understand about 6 of them total. can we get the laymans version of all that ramble ?
    Cheetah bad. Puma good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Cheetah bad. Puma good.
    Holy ****ing **** you ignorant, cocky mother****er. Are you so blinded by your own ****ty ****ing god**** arrogance that you can't see the dark path upon which you are traversing? The Cheetah King does NOT **** around. He has never had some ****ty sneaker brand named after him like the Puma. He allowed his visage to be used for the selling of a certain cheese product...i am not yet at liberty to explain the rationale behind it, other than to say that it contributes even further to how ****ed you already are. I would pray for your soul if you had one left.

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    What the hell kinda thread is this? You guys have lost it!

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    we are lucky the media doesnt see this thread. they would have a field day with a juicers. " Tongiht at 11 on ABC, proof that steroid use makes u go insane!"

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    As Ronnie Coleman said at the O..... someone's smokin CRACK!!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    As Ronnie Coleman said at the O..... someone's smokin CRACK!!!!

    That's an Elitist Joke...

    Nice one Ronnie

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    Oh no.....and I had to pass it on!!! Remind me to delete that post!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    O...

    And you guys HAVE lost it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    Holy ****ing **** you ignorant, cocky mother****er. Are you so blinded by your own ****ty ****ing god**** arrogance that you can't see the dark path upon which you are traversing? The Cheetah King does NOT **** around. He has never had some ****ty sneaker brand named after him like the Puma. He allowed his visage to be used for the selling of a certain cheese product...i am not yet at liberty to explain the rationale behind it, other than to say that it contributes even further to how ****ed you already are. I would pray for your soul if you had one left.

    You're right, a fried yeast doodle dyed orange is much more respectable .

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    You're right, a fried yeast doodle dyed orange is much more respectable .
    Those factories are just mirages, they are really underground temples used to train the cheetah warriors

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    which will easily be able to defeat the puma warriors
    Last edited by mitch428cj; 11-04-2004 at 03:37 PM.

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    Your Cheetah King...
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails 2008 is The Year of the Puma-cheetos.jpg  

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    No heres the Cheetah king hitting the puma king with a hook below , and after the fight this is the Chettah king swoled up after eating the Puma
    Last edited by mitch428cj; 11-04-2004 at 08:46 PM.

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    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails 2008 is The Year of the Puma-kemo-1gp.jpg  

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    Quote Originally Posted by mitch428cj
    NICE

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    Bump so people can see that the PUMA got his a$$ kicked and then eaten , he is no more

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