wow.. he's jacked!! anybody know his diet, workout routine?
wow.. he's jacked!! anybody know his diet, workout routine?
You don't need a workout routine or a good diet. Just heroin. Bro, what are you talking about? He is skin and bones. I hope this is a joke.
haha good one.
Follow the Rambo workout plan....pilates and jazzercise.Quote:
Originally Posted by ross3814
Or mow lawns, like BigGreen does to support his "chaw" habit.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigGreen
Actually, that no longer works now that my girlfriend bought me one of them 'thar riding lawn mowers for my birthday.Quote:
Originally Posted by rambo
A. She's your cousin, not your girlfriend, although I suppose....Quote:
Originally Posted by BigGreen
B. She can't afford that.
****, that's what I get for trying to pass a hot chick off as my girlfriend on the internet. Everyone gets called on it eventually.Quote:
Originally Posted by rambo
Well, at least my cousin is hot; i can brag about that.
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Originally Posted by Mr. Death
yea, i was thinking heroin + no food for days will do it nicely. :)
i think he is the most unhealthiest dudes i have ever seen. it looks like you can pick his limbs off of him like a chicken wing.
BigGreen loves his family reunion. All the chicks there put out big time.
that's awesome! my family reunions are like that too.Quote:
Originally Posted by rambo
Green is not a good color on you my friend. I can't help it if my cousin and girlfriend are both HAWT or that the Bush twins both want me....but no need to be hater.Quote:
Originally Posted by rambo
That's correct. Only the most inferior of academic institutions use the color green in their emblem.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigGreen
Ummmm....TULANE? How quickly you disregard Tulane. Foolish mortal.Quote:
Originally Posted by rambo
I am Tiger Woods.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigGreen
I said maybe I miss your lovin',
I said maybe I miss your kiss,
Just a little bit.
Maybe I miss your body,
Lyin' right next to mine,
Maybe I miss your touch,
Just a little too much.
I HEART BARBRA BUSHQuote:
Originally Posted by rambo
for me to get that body i'd have to go on a water diet for a few months and stop working out. heroin would help.
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