So the Pope visits New York....
and is making his usual rounds, when he says to the limo driver, "I havent been able to drive in years, would you mind if I take the wheel?". The driver says, "Im sorry but I really dont think I can let you do that". The Pope says, "Awwww, come on, I use to drive all the time in Rome, Im really good". So the limo driver reluctantly agrees and the Pope starts driving. He is doing fine until he runs a red light and a cop pulls him over. When the cop comes up to the window, he takes one look and says "Hold on, Ill be right back". He gets on his radio and calls his Sergeant. The cop says "Sir I have a problem, Ive pulled over a real big-timer". The Sergeant says to the cop, "Well is it a councilman?". The cop says "No, bigger". The Sergeant replies, "Well is it the mayor?". "No, bigger" says the cop. The Sergeant gets uneasy and says "Well geez its not the governor is it?". The cop then says "Im not sure, but the guy has the Pope driving him around!!!"
Good clean joke I heard from an old man :D
