To the Elites.

[Maraxus]

I humbly request admission into your ranks. If denied I will commit Hari-Kari for the shame that it will bring my family.

*bows*

[NotSmall]

I humbly request admission into your ranks. If denied I will commit Hari-Kari for the shame that it will bring my family.

*bows*

The words of a sad and desperate man.

[Pale Horse]

so sad, so very sad

[Maraxus]

I have not heard a No yet.

[Gilster]

I humbly request admission into your ranks. If denied I will commit Hari-Kari for the shame that it will bring my family.

*bows*

I think you might want to wipe that off. You have a brown stain on your nose.....

[Maraxus]

I think you might want to wipe that off. You have a brown stain on your nose.....

I know where you work out. Dont make me piss in your protein shake!

[Gilster]

I know where you work out. Dont make me piss in your protein shake!

LMAO!!

[KGBnine]

I humbly request admission into your ranks. If denied I will commit Hari-Kari for the shame that it will bring my family.

*bows*

I didn't think you could sink any lower, and you go do something like this.

[houseofpain]

got my vote maraxus. gotta be unanimous though

[Maraxus]

got my vote maraxus. gotta be unanimous though

I respect that.

[Bigen12]

got my vote maraxus. gotta be unanimous though

Ok, now we know where that brown spot on Maraxus nose came from.....

[decadbal]

PM each member of the elite, if you wanna be a member so bad, you should knwo who they are.. HOP gives his thumbs up, as do i...thats 8 more votes you need. also you will need to give the brothers who dont know you as well a brief history of yoruself.. go get em dog..

[Maraxus]

Ok, now we know where that brown spot on Maraxus nose came from.....

Listen up Hamish. Get out, youre not elite and doesnt pertain to you. Return to your circle jerk

[Bigen12]

Listen up Hamish. Get out, youre not elite and doesnt pertain to you. Return to your circle jerk

I would gladly return to our circle jerk, however with you now missing as the pivot man, it just isn't the same.....

[w_rballs]

Listen up Hamish. Get out, youre not elite and doesnt pertain to you. Return to your circle jerk

little do u konw by joining the ranks of the elite, u will be in a non-stop circle jerk. i mean do u really want to be a group with canucks and midgets and gays????

i hope they dont allow u in the cocksucking pansy ass group. down with the ELITE.


LONG LIVE A.E.U.

[Elysium]

also you will need to give the brothers who dont know you as well a brief history of yoruself.. go get em dog..

Lets hear it bro

[Elysium]

Hey guys



I found out where the AEU are hiding!!!!!! Their Dumpster is just round the corner, whilst i was there i tagged their wall!!

LONG LIVE THE ELITE! ha!

[needmorestrength]

Hmmm yes I would like to hear a brief history please

[Maraxus]

Brief Story:

Well I was raised on a small village by a group of nomads. We made swords to get by. One day my village was attacked by a villanous Wizard named Thulsa Doom and the bastard had his rotts kill my pops and he lopped off my moms head. I was taken away along with other children to harvest wheat.

At the age of 18 when I was one of the strongest wheat wheel pushers, I decided to jump on AS because my body had reached a plateau. After I used AS I became the prime wheel pusher and eventually became the only one since all others died of starvation because I had to steal their food to get my 6 meals a day.

Eventually once I harvested all the wheat in the world I was to be trained as a Gladiator. I whooped the $hit out of this little guy. After that I was trained in the fine arts of swordplay where I learned everything from the masters. I was introduced to Jintropin where I used around 20 IU ED, coupled with a plethora of whores and opium.

Thats all ive got for now.

[needmorestrength]

hmmm... And why do you wish to join the ELITE'S?

[Maraxus]

Because I was born for this.

[needmorestrength]

Very nice

[1badcamaro]

little do u konw by joining the ranks of the elite, u will be in a non-stop circle jerk. i mean do u really want to be a group with canucks and midgets and gays????

i hope they dont allow u in the cocksucking pansy ass group. down with the ELITE.


LONG LIVE A.E.U.

from illinois, 6 feet tall, love vagina........now what? you're the one who has the word balls in your name

[w_rballs]

from illinois, 6 feet tall, hate vagina........now what? you're the one who has the word balls in your name

1. illinois might as well be part of canada. we dont want u in the US.
2. 6 feet? is that with mass standing on your shoulders?
3. i know u hate vagina thats why i said gay.

[Maraxus]

1. illinois might as well be part of canada. we dont want u in the US.
2. 6 feet? is that with mass standing on your shoulders?
3. i know u hate vagina thats why i said gay.

This is MYthread. I suggest you disperse with your senseless drivel, you brainless hap!

[needmorestrength]

1. illinois might as well be part of canada. we dont want u in the US.
2. 6 feet? is that with mass standing on your shoulders?
3. i know u hate vagina thats why i said gay.

Hey balls.. where exactly do u live?

[w_rballs]

This is MYthread. I suggest you disperse with your senseless drivel, you brainless hap!

YOUR thread has officially been hijacked by A.E.U.

fear my wrath u spineless nitwit.



ALL YOUR THREADS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!! BWAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

[w_rballs]

Hey balls.. where exactly do u live?

first off it Mr. Balls to u.


where do i live? u should know silly. whever your mom is, there i am

[1badcamaro]

Hey balls.. where exactly do u live?

ohio, he talks $hit and he lives in phucking ohio..........wow, i can't even respond to that

[Maraxus]

Ohio? wheres that?!?!?!??!? All i know is palm trees and beaches. Whats in this place "OHIO"

[needmorestrength]

first off it Mr. Balls to u.


where do i live? u should know silly. whever your mom is, there i am

Good one you piece of ****... your not ELITE.. nor AEU.. you are nothing.. if you were you would know that we keep personal comments from being used in insults... go back to doing what ever you do in OHIO.. banging cows or whatever

[mass junkie]

I vote yes for Maraxus

[Maraxus]

I vote yes for Maraxus

Much love.

[Elysium]

You have my vote brother!

[Maraxus]

You have my vote brother!

God bless you.

[decadbal]

YOUR


ALL YOUR THREADS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!! BWAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

hahahahahahahha

[OGPackin]

Maraxus has my backing!

OG

[tubbytank]

Hmmm smells like A.S.S. in here.
Wait, it does because I have arrived!
How can a wannabe elitist be begging for a position? And also blackmailing the head elitist for entry on pain of death?
Hmm so the head elitist can be bought....
Ok little elitist, I have a bag of boiled lollies, all you need to do is hop into my car,that's a good boy.....

[Maraxus]

Hmmm smells like A.S.S. in here.
Wait, it does because I have arrived!
How can a wannabe elitist be begging for a position? And also blackmailing the head elitist for entry on pain of death?
Hmm so the head elitist can be bought....
Ok little elitist, I have a bag of boiled lollies, all you need to do is hop into my car,that's a good boy.....

Back off Steve Irwin.

[Maraxus]

Maraxus has my backing!

OG

I appreciate that.