Thread: To the Elites.
11-05-2004, 11:53 AM #1
To the Elites.
I humbly request admission into your ranks. If denied I will commit Hari-Kari for the shame that it will bring my family.
11-05-2004, 11:56 AM #2English Rudeboy
Originally Posted by Maraxus
- Join Date
- Aug 2004
11-05-2004, 11:57 AM #3
so sad, so very sad
11-05-2004, 11:57 AM #4
I have not heard a No yet.
11-05-2004, 11:58 AM #5Originally Posted by Maraxus
11-05-2004, 11:59 AM #6Originally Posted by Gilster
11-05-2004, 12:00 PM #7Originally Posted by Maraxus
11-05-2004, 12:04 PM #8Anabolic Member
Originally Posted by Maraxus
- Join Date
- Mar 2004
11-05-2004, 12:06 PM #9
got my vote maraxus. gotta be unanimous though
11-05-2004, 12:07 PM #10Originally Posted by houseofpain
11-05-2004, 12:08 PM #11Originally Posted by houseofpain
Ok, now we know where that brown spot on Maraxus nose came from.....
11-05-2004, 12:09 PM #12
PM each member of the elite, if you wanna be a member so bad, you should knwo who they are.. HOP gives his thumbs up, as do i...thats 8 more votes you need. also you will need to give the brothers who dont know you as well a brief history of yoruself.. go get em dog..
11-05-2004, 12:10 PM #13Originally Posted by Bigen12
11-05-2004, 12:14 PM #14Originally Posted by Maraxus
11-05-2004, 12:15 PM #15Originally Posted by Maraxus
little do u konw by joining the ranks of the elite, u will be in a non-stop circle jerk. i mean do u really want to be a group with canucks and midgets and gays????
i hope they dont allow u in the cocksucking pansy ass group. down with the ELITE.
LONG LIVE A.E.U.
11-05-2004, 12:16 PM #16Originally Posted by Decadbal
Lets hear it bro
11-05-2004, 12:17 PM #17
I found out where the AEU are hiding!!!!!! Their Dumpster is just round the corner, whilst i was there i tagged their wall!!
LONG LIVE THE ELITE! ha!
11-05-2004, 12:21 PM #18
Hmmm yes I would like to hear a brief history please
11-05-2004, 12:30 PM #19
Well I was raised on a small village by a group of nomads. We made swords to get by. One day my village was attacked by a villanous Wizard named Thulsa Doom and the bastard had his rotts kill my pops and he lopped off my moms head. I was taken away along with other children to harvest wheat.
At the age of 18 when I was one of the strongest wheat wheel pushers, I decided to jump on AS because my body had reached a plateau. After I used AS I became the prime wheel pusher and eventually became the only one since all others died of starvation because I had to steal their food to get my 6 meals a day.
Eventually once I harvested all the wheat in the world I was to be trained as a Gladiator. I whooped the $hit out of this little guy. After that I was trained in the fine arts of swordplay where I learned everything from the masters. I was introduced to Jintropin where I used around 20 IU ED, coupled with a plethora of whores and opium.
Thats all ive got for now.
11-05-2004, 12:34 PM #20
hmmm... And why do you wish to join the ELITE'S?
11-05-2004, 12:38 PM #21
Because I was born for this.
11-05-2004, 12:41 PM #22
11-05-2004, 12:43 PM #23Originally Posted by w_rballs
from illinois, 6 feet tall, love vagina........now what? you're the one who has the word balls in your name
11-05-2004, 12:52 PM #24Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
1. illinois might as well be part of canada. we dont want u in the US.
2. 6 feet? is that with mass standing on your shoulders?
3. i know u hate vagina thats why i said gay.
11-05-2004, 12:54 PM #25Originally Posted by w_rballs
This is MYthread. I suggest you disperse with your senseless drivel, you brainless hap!
11-05-2004, 12:56 PM #26Originally Posted by w_rballs
11-05-2004, 12:57 PM #27Originally Posted by Maraxus
YOUR thread has officially been hijacked by A.E.U.
fear my wrath u spineless nitwit.
ALL YOUR THREADS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!! BWAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
11-05-2004, 12:58 PM #28Originally Posted by needmorestrength
first off it Mr. Balls to u.
where do i live? u should know silly. whever your mom is, there i am
11-05-2004, 01:01 PM #29Originally Posted by needmorestrength
ohio, he talks $hit and he lives in phucking ohio..........wow, i can't even respond to that
11-05-2004, 01:03 PM #30
Ohio? wheres that?!?!?!??!? All i know is palm trees and beaches. Whats in this place "OHIO"
11-05-2004, 01:06 PM #31Originally Posted by w_rballs
11-05-2004, 01:13 PM #32
I vote yes for Maraxus
11-05-2004, 01:16 PM #33Originally Posted by mass junkie
11-05-2004, 01:23 PM #34
You have my vote brother!
11-05-2004, 01:23 PM #35Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
11-05-2004, 01:28 PM #36Originally Posted by w_rballs
11-05-2004, 01:40 PM #37
Maraxus has my backing!
11-05-2004, 01:41 PM #38
Hmmm smells like A.S.S. in here.
Wait, it does because I have arrived!
How can a wannabe elitist be begging for a position? And also blackmailing the head elitist for entry on pain of death?
Hmm so the head elitist can be bought....
Ok little elitist, I have a bag of boiled lollies, all you need to do is hop into my car,that's a good boy.....
11-05-2004, 01:46 PM #39Originally Posted by tubbytank
11-05-2004, 01:51 PM #40Originally Posted by OGPackin
I appreciate that.
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