Thread: whats your bes chat up line?
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11-06-2004, 03:51 AM #1
whats your bes chat up line?
motivated by last nightd failure to pull, i was after som eideas for good chat up lines and things to keep the conversation going.
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11-06-2004, 05:42 AM #2
dont scream i've got a knive
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11-06-2004, 06:51 AM #3AR Hall of Fame
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Are you meaning pick up lines?
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11-06-2004, 06:55 AM #4
i just put my jag in for a service........................
my penis if 5 inches............................ some women dont like it that wide.
Personally i think chat up lines are total crap!
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11-06-2004, 07:04 AM #5Originally Posted by SwoleCat
in the UK chat up lines = pick up lines
& to pull = to score
with a bird (chick)
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11-06-2004, 07:05 AM #6
If im honest i dont use pick up lines "Hi" usually does the trick.
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11-06-2004, 07:07 AM #7
i've never used a chat up line in my life
except once when i pulled by saying "I'm crap in bed!"
it made her laugh and i was in
i even pulled once by saying can i sit on your face
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11-06-2004, 07:08 AM #8AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by G-Force
I think?
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11-06-2004, 07:11 AM #9Originally Posted by G-Force
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11-06-2004, 07:14 AM #10Originally Posted by SwoleCat
yeah that works
it wouldve been better if you had said you are the dogs bollocks
the dogs bollocks = f**kin brilliant
bollocks = v bad
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11-06-2004, 07:16 AM #11Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
yeah it is
people in the US go and score with a chick
and in the UK you go and pull a bird
dont listen to messy he doesnt get out much
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11-06-2004, 07:18 AM #12Originally Posted by G-Force
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11-06-2004, 07:19 AM #13
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HOW CRAZY IS THAT?!
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11-06-2004, 07:20 AM #14AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by G-Force
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11-06-2004, 07:21 AM #15Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
yep
havent been there though
heard its a bit dodgy
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11-06-2004, 07:22 AM #16Originally Posted by G-Force
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11-06-2004, 07:23 AM #17Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
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11-06-2004, 07:24 AM #18Originally Posted by Prime
Haha good luck! A personal question, are you Black/White? (wasnt meant to be a racist question)
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11-06-2004, 07:24 AM #19Originally Posted by Prime
have u got a knife?
if not i'm sure one of the school kids will sell you one
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11-06-2004, 07:25 AM #20Originally Posted by G-Force
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11-06-2004, 07:25 AM #21
im white with long hair
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11-06-2004, 07:26 AM #22Originally Posted by Prime
HAHA! Best of the luck with that then!
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11-06-2004, 07:28 AM #23Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
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11-06-2004, 07:29 AM #24
anyway back on to chat up lines...
"If i said you had a beautiful body...would you take off your clothes and dance around a bit?"
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11-06-2004, 07:31 AM #25Originally Posted by G-Force
how about
im not like other guys.......................i actually find you attractive!
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11-06-2004, 07:33 AM #26
"Do you want to dance?" "Yes" Then you site next to her best friend
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11-06-2004, 07:58 AM #27
bloke: "how do you like your eggs in the morning?"
birds comeback - "preferably unfertalised"
blokes comeback to birds comeback
"well i'll do you up the @rse then"
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11-06-2004, 08:03 AM #28
haha try this "Bob"... she'll say "huh" then u say "oh I thought u asked for my name"
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11-06-2004, 08:04 AM #29Originally Posted by needmorestrength
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11-06-2004, 08:05 AM #30
As i DJ im not usually out clubbing, im providing the music, if anyone here has ever been a DJ/MC you will know that women throw themselves at you!
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11-06-2004, 08:07 AM #31Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
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11-06-2004, 08:25 AM #32
I'd like to see what you look like when i'm naked
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11-06-2004, 09:05 AM #33
I once tried
"hi, fancy a fu*k"
lucky for me the women I asked happened to be the biggest slag in town so it worked. The time after that I got a slap and a drink over my head. Needles to say, I didnt pull score that night
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11-06-2004, 09:11 AM #34Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
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11-06-2004, 09:17 AM #35
MESSY -Didnt know u were a DJ. Can you help me out with this thread :
http://forums.anabolicreview.com/sho...d.php?t=128515
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11-06-2004, 10:02 AM #36Originally Posted by Chemical King
http://www.impact106fm.com
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11-06-2004, 02:25 PM #37Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
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11-06-2004, 02:36 PM #38
MASS said this one on another thread few back, i love it..lol
dont turn this rape into a murder..LOL
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11-06-2004, 02:44 PM #39Retired Vet
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Originally Posted by Decadbal
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11-07-2004, 01:17 AM #40Originally Posted by Chemical King
i excpect "fancy a f*ck" would work most of the time in the north of england doesnt it?
a bird came up and chatted to me when i was in Blackpool, and asked if i wanted to get a hotel room - within 5 minutes of meeting her
i should go up north more often
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