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    FINALLY.... A Mile High Club Member

    So, I'm trying to find a way to go about this in a lady like manner.. but, It was so hilarious, I can't refrain from holding back any longer. But figuring since I'm a Vet on this site.. what the hell. So we are flying to San Diego.. whew hew!!!!!!!!!!

    Doc M seems to be the only other member besides myself only I WASN'T in first class like he was. And my guy is 6'4! You guys say it's impossible, but it's not.. you just have to use your imagination and be a little under the influence.
    The bathroom behind the cockpit (Frontier Airline) is a little bigger than the back of the plane. We checked them both out. Luckily we were in the very first row so we had immediate access.

    After about 10 min of total craziness....we step out of the lavoratory and sit back down in our seats laughing. Then.... THIS IS THE BEST PART - the steward (of course a male) comes up to me and hands me this post card from Frontier Airline reading: "Congtrats To the newest members of the Mile High Club. 10-29-04."
    And who says girls can't have any fun!!!!!!!!

    mmuuuaahhhhhhh, Babyweight

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    get the hell outta here did they really hand you a card? LOL that sounds too much to believe a corporation prints out cards like that.

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    Show us a pic of the card.. that's funny as hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    get the hell outta here did they really hand you a card? LOL that sounds too much to believe a corporation prints out cards like that.

    It's not a print out... the guy just wrote it on the back of a regular tourist post card.
    I'll scan it and post it.... I SWEAR!!!!!

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    10 min was he a virgin? loljk congrats

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    **** im sooo jealous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    Show us a pic of the card.. that's funny as hell
    Just dropped it off at Eckerds to scan... should be an hour or so..

    No Decadbal he's not a Virgin. its called spontanaeoity! And if he was... what a way to break your virginity!

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    So people have all the fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcstomper
    **** im sooo jealous.

    Hey stud... long time no see!

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    Quote Originally Posted by workdude
    So people have all the fun!
    Some. Typing error what can I say!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyweight
    Hey stud... long time no see!
    yes ive been hiding, but i think you have been too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyweight
    Just dropped it off at Eckerds to scan... should be an hour or so..

    No Decadbal he's not a Virgin. its called spontanaeoity! And if he was... what a way to break your virginity!

    **** str8.. that would be a great way to break the cherry

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcstomper
    yes ive been hiding, but i think you have been too

    Yes, but not intentionally. I will never leave this place!

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    i'm jealous too that someone is banging her and its not me :-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyweight
    Yes, but not intentionally. I will never leave this place!
    yeah i hear ya, ive just been jumping back and forth between here and AM. that and the houses it just seems like i never have any free time.

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    I really want to see what they wrote on that card. That's pretty cool!

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    you go girl!

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    Hey BW, you wanna go flying?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Hey BW, you wanna go flying?

    And I've always been afraid to fly.... lets see...... all thanks to Ryan Hallmark.
    I'll have to find the thread.... lol.

    **** I can't figure how to save this CD to my hard drive for the post card.

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    im gonna take a few days off to fly to florida just so i can get in another plane and join baby's club with her showing me the ropes lol. god if only that was possible id be buying a ticket right now

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    unfortunently, I've never flown with a girl i've been sleeping with...nor met anyone worth sleeping with on the flight...im the guy that always gets to sit next to the 300Lb woman with a baby

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    Congrats:-) I'm going to join a club soon:-)

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    i was just wondering if the the membership extends to those who have mesturbated in the bathroom of a plane....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sage
    i was just wondering if the the membership extends to those who have mesturbated in the bathroom of a plane....

    Yeah the gay flight atendant gives you the loser of the year pin and a napkin to clean up the mess

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyweight
    So, I'm trying to find a way to go about this in a lady like manner.. but, It was so hilarious, I can't refrain from holding back any longer. But figuring since I'm a Vet on this site.. what the hell. So we are flying to San Diego.. whew hew!!!!!!!!!!

    Doc M seems to be the only other member besides myself only I WASN'T in first class like he was. And my guy is 6'4! You guys say it's impossible, but it's not.. you just have to use your imagination and be a little under the influence.
    The bathroom behind the cockpit (Frontier Airline) is a little bigger than the back of the plane. We checked them both out. Luckily we were in the very first row so we had immediate access.

    After about 10 min of total craziness....we step out of the lavoratory and sit back down in our seats laughing. Then.... THIS IS THE BEST PART - the steward (of course a male) comes up to me and hands me this post card from Frontier Airline reading: "Congtrats To the newest members of the Mile High Club. 10-29-04."
    And who says girls can't have any fun!!!!!!!!

    mmuuuaahhhhhhh, Babyweight
    lol i didnt get a card!! that woulda made it that much better!
    i dont recomend u try doin it in air transat bathrooms! they r ridiculously small, i got all cramped up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyweight
    So, I'm trying to find a way to go about this in a lady like manner.. but, It was so hilarious, I can't refrain from holding back any longer. But figuring since I'm a Vet on this site.. what the hell. So we are flying to San Diego.. whew hew!!!!!!!!!!

    Doc M seems to be the only other member besides myself only I WASN'T in first class like he was. And my guy is 6'4! You guys say it's impossible, but it's not.. you just have to use your imagination and be a little under the influence.
    The bathroom behind the cockpit (Frontier Airline) is a little bigger than the back of the plane. We checked them both out. Luckily we were in the very first row so we had immediate access.

    After about 10 min of total craziness....we step out of the lavoratory and sit back down in our seats laughing. Then.... THIS IS THE BEST PART - the steward (of course a male) comes up to me and hands me this post card from Frontier Airline reading: "Congtrats To the newest members of the Mile High Club. 10-29-04."
    And who says girls can't have any fun!!!!!!!!

    mmuuuaahhhhhhh, Babyweight
    now thats classic! hahahaha

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    That card thing is hillarious!

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    I want to see the card

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    I want to see the card
    I want her to make me a member....forget the card

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    I want her to make me a member....forget the card

    Hey Mass I'm going to be in Miami Monday & Tuesday.... staying at the Ritz....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyweight
    Hey Mass I'm going to be in Miami Monday & Tuesday.... staying at the Ritz....


    Congrats BW.

    Get out of my way Mass I am hoppin on a plane and goin to Miami right now. Forget even typin the rest of this le

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    Quote Originally Posted by getinbig
    Congrats BW.

    Get out of my way Mass I am hoppin on a plane and goin to Miami right now. Forget even typin the rest of this le

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyweight
    Hey Mass I'm going to be in Miami Monday & Tuesday.... staying at the Ritz....

    the new one on SB?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    the new one on SB?

    whichever one is on Collins I believe..... A week from today

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    Quote Originally Posted by getinbig
    Congrats BW.

    Get out of my way Mass I am hoppin on a plane and goin to Miami right now. Forget even typin the rest of this le

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    Hahahahah too funny BW! But seriously...how the hell? I have to leave the door open to take a leak! hahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggy Snout
    Hahahahah too funny BW! But seriously...how the hell? I have to leave the door open to take a leak! hahahahahahahahahahaha

    Agreed,

    I barely have enough room to whip it out, in those tiny bathrooms???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    Agreed,

    I barely have enough room to whip it out, in those tiny bathrooms???
    It really wasn't easy. You've got to be quite loopy (Messed up) in the first place to even get in the position.
    Standing room obviously, with both heads smashed in the **** mirror because the ceiling is slanted similar to a room under a stairway. My forehead even hurt a little the next day forgetting what possibly it could have been from.

    Babyweight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyweight
    It really wasn't easy. You've got to be quite loopy (Messed up) in the first place to even get in the position.
    Standing room obviously, with both heads smashed in the **** mirror because the ceiling is slanted similar to a room under a stairway. My forehead even hurt a little the next day forgetting what possibly it could have been from.

    Babyweight
    I picture Chris Farley's scene were he changes clothes in the bathroom in the movie Tommy Boy. hahahahaha

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