11-06-2004, 12:47 PM #1
FINALLY.... A Mile High Club Member
So, I'm trying to find a way to go about this in a lady like manner.. but, It was so hilarious, I can't refrain from holding back any longer. But figuring since I'm a Vet on this site.. what the hell. So we are flying to San Diego.. whew hew!!!!!!!!!!
Doc M seems to be the only other member besides myself only I WASN'T in first class like he was. And my guy is 6'4! You guys say it's impossible, but it's not.. you just have to use your imagination and be a little under the influence.
The bathroom behind the cockpit (Frontier Airline) is a little bigger than the back of the plane. We checked them both out. Luckily we were in the very first row so we had immediate access.
After about 10 min of total craziness....we step out of the lavoratory and sit back down in our seats laughing. Then.... THIS IS THE BEST PART - the steward (of course a male) comes up to me and hands me this post card from Frontier Airline reading: "Congtrats To the newest members of the Mile High Club. 10-29-04."
And who says girls can't have any fun!!!!!!!!
11-06-2004, 12:53 PM #2
get the hell outta here did they really hand you a card? LOL that sounds too much to believe a corporation prints out cards like that.
11-06-2004, 12:53 PM #3Retired Vet
- Join Date
- Feb 2004
"Baby did a bad bad thing" - Chris Isaak
11-06-2004, 12:55 PM #4
Show us a pic of the card.. that's funny as hell
11-06-2004, 12:56 PM #5Originally Posted by MASStermind
It's not a print out... the guy just wrote it on the back of a regular tourist post card.
I'll scan it and post it.... I SWEAR!!!!!
11-06-2004, 01:02 PM #6
10 min was he a virgin? loljk congrats
11-06-2004, 01:05 PM #7
**** im sooo jealous.
11-06-2004, 01:16 PM #8Originally Posted by BigMike J
No Decadbal he's not a Virgin. its called spontanaeoity! And if he was... what a way to break your virginity!
11-06-2004, 01:17 PM #9
So people have all the fun!
11-06-2004, 01:18 PM #10Originally Posted by jcstomper
Hey stud... long time no see!
11-06-2004, 01:18 PM #11Originally Posted by workdude
11-06-2004, 01:26 PM #12Originally Posted by Babyweight
11-06-2004, 01:27 PM #13Originally Posted by Babyweight
**** str8.. that would be a great way to break the cherry
11-06-2004, 01:42 PM #14Originally Posted by jcstomper
Yes, but not intentionally. I will never leave this place!
11-06-2004, 02:49 PM #15
i'm jealous too that someone is banging her and its not me :-D
11-06-2004, 03:19 PM #16Originally Posted by Babyweight
11-06-2004, 03:26 PM #17
I really want to see what they wrote on that card. That's pretty cool!
11-06-2004, 03:31 PM #18ttuPrincess Guest
you go girl!
11-06-2004, 03:38 PM #19
Hey BW, you wanna go flying?
11-06-2004, 03:53 PM #20Originally Posted by mass junkie
And I've always been afraid to fly.... lets see...... all thanks to Ryan Hallmark.
I'll have to find the thread.... lol.
**** I can't figure how to save this CD to my hard drive for the post card.
11-06-2004, 04:45 PM #21
im gonna take a few days off to fly to florida just so i can get in another plane and join baby's club with her showing me the ropes lol. god if only that was possible id be buying a ticket right now
11-06-2004, 07:02 PM #22
unfortunently, I've never flown with a girl i've been sleeping with...nor met anyone worth sleeping with on the flight...im the guy that always gets to sit next to the 300Lb woman with a baby
11-06-2004, 07:44 PM #23
Congrats:-) I'm going to join a club soon:-)
11-06-2004, 08:37 PM #24
i was just wondering if the the membership extends to those who have mesturbated in the bathroom of a plane....
11-06-2004, 09:38 PM #25Originally Posted by Sage
Yeah the gay flight atendant gives you the loser of the year pin and a napkin to clean up the mess
11-07-2004, 01:08 PM #26Originally Posted by Babyweight
i dont recomend u try doin it in air transat bathrooms! they r ridiculously small, i got all cramped up.
11-08-2004, 11:54 AM #27Originally Posted by Babyweight
11-08-2004, 06:16 PM #28
That card thing is hillarious!
11-08-2004, 06:28 PM #29
I want to see the card
11-08-2004, 06:33 PM #30Originally Posted by EastCoaster
11-08-2004, 08:02 PM #31Originally Posted by mass junkie
Hey Mass I'm going to be in Miami Monday & Tuesday.... staying at the Ritz....
11-08-2004, 08:11 PM #32Originally Posted by Babyweight
Get out of my way Mass I am hoppin on a plane and goin to Miami right now. Forget even typin the rest of this le
11-08-2004, 08:16 PM #33Originally Posted by getinbig
11-08-2004, 08:21 PM #34Originally Posted by Babyweight
11-08-2004, 08:26 PM #35Originally Posted by mass junkie
whichever one is on Collins I believe..... A week from today
11-09-2004, 06:35 AM #36Originally Posted by getinbig
11-09-2004, 06:56 AM #37
Hahahahah too funny BW! But seriously...how the hell? I have to leave the door open to take a leak! hahahahahahahahahahaha
11-09-2004, 07:30 AM #38Originally Posted by Juggy Snout
I barely have enough room to whip it out, in those tiny bathrooms???
11-09-2004, 04:28 PM #39Originally Posted by Bigen12
Standing room obviously, with both heads smashed in the **** mirror because the ceiling is slanted similar to a room under a stairway. My forehead even hurt a little the next day forgetting what possibly it could have been from.
11-10-2004, 05:34 AM #40Originally Posted by Babyweight
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