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    protein makes you fart!!

    seriously, how do i make it stop

    i have just got a new girlfriend and i keep on making excuses to go out the room so i can let one go.

    but this is like every 5 minutes

    and seeing as i eat 16 egg whites a day they can get a bit on the potent side
    the people in my office used to think it was funny now they want to kill me

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    there was a thread some time ago about a smell containing underwear.. buy it

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    Quote Originally Posted by anabolicwannabe
    there was a thread some time ago about a smell containing underwear.. buy it

    This one?

    A must for all u protien lovers

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    Quote Originally Posted by anabolicwannabe
    there was a thread some time ago about a smell containing underwear.. buy it

    but that would be admitting that i have a problem...


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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Force
    but that would be admitting that i have a problem...

    you just did.......

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    yeah but imagine if your mates found out you were wearing oder eating underwear

    you'd get the chronic piss ripped out of you for weeks

    nope i'm gonna stick to making people feel ill

    its the man thing to do

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    ?

    is this a rhetorical question?

    how do i make it stop? if you're farting from the protein you're eating too much, it's not getting absorbed, the bacteria from your gut are digesting it, and gasses are being released. it's the same principle behind what happens when lactose intolerent people have too much milk. the bacteria processes the lactose, gasses are produced, and they fart.

    cut back on the protein and save money, or continue to sh1t all over everyone.

    A.A.

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    ???

    is this a rhetorical question?

    how do i make it stop? if you're farting from the protein you're eating too much, it's not getting absorbed, the bacteria from your gut are digesting it, and gasses are being released. it's the same principle behind what happens when lactose intolerent people have too much milk. the bacteria processes the lactose, gasses are produced, and they fart.

    cut back on the protein and save money, or continue to sh1t all over everyone. (_x_)

    A.A.

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    yeah but imagine if your mates found out you were wearing oder eating underwear

    you'd get the chronic piss ripped out of you for weeks

    nope i'm gonna stick to making people feel ill

    its the man thing to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicAlien
    is this a rhetorical question?

    how do i make it stop? if you're farting from the protein you're eating too much, it's not getting absorbed, the bacteria from your gut are digesting it, and gasses are being released. it's the same principle behind what happens when lactose intolerent people have too much milk. the bacteria processes the lactose, gasses are produced, and they fart.

    cut back on the protein and save money, or continue to sh1t all over everyone. (_x_)

    A.A.

    i always used to fart alot before i started eating this much protein
    i'm eating 300g a day now which i dont think is too much as i weigh 200lbs

    i dunno if its a rhetorical question, i was just bored at work farting my arse off

    wandered if anyone else can relate to what i'm talking about

    especially the part about it being difficult around your girlfriend

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    im married now so i have no fear in letting them go . I somtimes even burry her under the covers . Am i a dirtbag .....probaballly


    But yea....the shakes are what gets me.....i'll drink one at 12noon......and from about 2:30pm till i goto bed its non-stop potent gas . And i mean this ****s bad .

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    well.. whoever asked you to show your underwear to her.. sheesh! unless you're gonna bed her on that night, then wear normal ones.. you DON'T want to scare her away with your farts, do you?

    and don't ever learn from larry lol .. you dirtbag.

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    i'm not going to show her my underwear - why would i do that????

    i'm talking about farting in general - in front of a girl who have only just started seeing
    its not the easiest of situations, particularly when you want to let one one go in the middle of getting jiggy.. that is definitely not funny - or very comfortable

    sometimes they just slip out though

    parp

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    Quote Originally Posted by larry3436
    im married now so i have no fear in letting them go . I somtimes even burry her under the covers . Am i a dirtbag .....probaballly
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    thats called a dutch oven - most women dont like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Force
    i always used to fart alot before i started eating this much protein
    i'm eating 300g a day now which i dont think is too much as i weigh 200lbs

    i dunno if its a rhetorical question, i was just bored at work farting my arse off

    wandered if anyone else can relate to what i'm talking about

    especially the part about it being difficult around your girlfriend

    try spacing the protein intake out a little more and seee what happens. obviously you are taking in too much at a time. i get them to so i had to back off the protien like 50g's a day to help that out.

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    i'm only eating at the most 45g protein in any one meal

    i'm eating every 2 -3 hours

    i think i'm just born to fart

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    Have you tried charcoal tablets from a supplement store as these are supposed to do the trick?

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    no i havent
    i may give them a go though

    i've always been a farter, even before i took up bodybuilding and eating like a horse
    truble is that i dont/cant burp so all the gas only escapes from one end

    its all the eggs, tuna and protin shakes that make them stink so much though

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Force
    i'm only eating at the most 45g protein in any one meal

    i'm eating every 2 -3 hours

    i think i'm just born to fart

    try some kind of anti gas pills and see how that goes

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    i've never heard of anti-gas pills
    i may have a look in the pharmacy

    i have to be honest i was looking more for empathy rather than solutions

    i shouldnt have put that first comment in about "How do i make it stop"

    although cheers for the advice, i will look into it

    or get my work mates some gas masks

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    try sticking a cork in it.. literally lol jj.. I agree with AA though.. 300g's isnt to high.. but maybe its a lot for your body to handle.. try cutting down for 3 dayz to see if it makes a difference

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    i was farting like a b!tch at 200g a day too
    my gains started slowing so i have gradually increased it to 300 - 320g a day

    i dont mind farting as long as i'm gaining

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    Do they have Bean-O in the UK? It's an anti-flatulant pill. Go to the pharmacy and ask for an "anti-fart" medication. I would not recommend farting in your girl's face when she goes down on you. I believe there was a post on here about a guy that did that. The results were not pretty!! I am married so it doesn't matter much if I fart anymore....but I would still NEVER fart while getting in on!! Good luck and keep up the gains!!

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    not heard of beano

    i have farted during sex before, not with this girl though, and i am planning on keeping it that way

    although i was sooo close to letting one rip when she was going down on me the other day

    it took every ounce of energy to keep it held in
    too close

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Force
    not heard of beano

    i have farted during sex before, not with this girl though, and i am planning on keeping it that way

    although i was sooo close to letting one rip when she was going down on me the other day

    it took every ounce of energy to keep it held in
    too close

    Worse even that trying to hold back from blowing your load!! Well good luck bud. keep the clenching going!!

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    hey its a good glute workout if nothin else

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    Gas-X

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    Try a digestive enzyme:
    Pancreatin
    Bromelain

    the health store should sell them

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