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    In honor of my birthday............

    Is it all possible that I could have my name and title back? I’ve been good, I’m really freakin OLD  and just too sweeten the pot I not only ordered 10 pounds of protein from All Sports Nutrition but rather 20 pounds! Well…..I really didn’t have a choice on ordering the protein…..it’ll be the only present I get today.

    Did I mention I’m OLD today? hahahahahaha

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    Hey happy birthday brudda! You old fart you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    Hey happy birthday brudda! You old fart you...

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    Thanks OG....what the heck man....you got ESP or something.....I don't think the thread was up for a minute before you posted......you must be bored out your mind. hahahahahaha

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    Snout,s out to you Bro ,Ya you are older then Dirt Man
    I figure 40 Yrs old ..?
    Happy Birthdat Bro Have a great day!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggy Snout
    Thanks OG....what the heck man....you got ESP or something.....I don't think the thread was up for a minute before you posted......you must be bored out your mind. hahahahahaha
    Just at work not wanting to work...errr

    I was going to make you a "Happy Birthday" thread but you beat me to it....

    Have a good day my brudda!

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    40 years bro, thats almost 1/2 a century. Must suck getting old. Ill fedex you some geritol and Depends

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    Happy B-day my OLD friend!

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    Happy-bday Juggy. How many are you now?

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    Happy Birthday bro!! Remember- your only as old as you say you are!!!

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    Happy Bday to a guy that has been here since the beginning






























    of time!!!!

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    wow you are 40!

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    You guys are the best...I thank each of you. Yes Vic and Geezer I'm the big four O today. About the only thing I have going for me is the fact I look better than alot of those younger then me. However God played a crule joke and gave me a penis shorter than an inch.....at least I think it's a penis. hahahahahaha

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    Happy Birthday Bro,

    Can one of the Mods, give him his name back?




    There is nothing worse than having to listen to an OLD man cry......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    Happy Birthday Bro,

    Can one of the Mods, give him his name back?




    There is nothing worse than having to listen to an OLD man cry......
    You should hear me when I stub my toe. I'm pretty sure I can break glass. hahahahaha

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    oh come on, i know you've grown accustom to that title, it would be a shame to see it go.......i vote to keep it

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    Happy birthday toooo you. Happy Birthday toooo you. (in my best Marylin Monroe voice).
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    happy bday bro.....

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    happy b-day bro, glad to share my day with ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by houseofpain
    happy b-day bro, glad to share my day with ya
    You mean you're honored to share MY day...right? hahahahaha Happy birthday Big Guy.

    Barb......perfect....now do that dress blowing up on the steam vent thing she did. hahahahaha

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    Hee hee anything to make your day brighter
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    40 years bro, thats almost 1/2 a century. Must suck getting old. Ill fedex you some geritol and Depends
    Toss in some pampers and baby wipes..


    Happy birthday Gramps

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    In honor of your birthday, I'll refrain from fantasizing about any female offspring you may have....THAT should be a sufficient gift if you ask me.

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    Happy birthday, Juggy.

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    I hate to drag drama from other boards but I still hate you and hope your old ass gets a broken hip for your birthday. Now give me that salad, I am in the tossing mood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mart651
    Now give me that salad, I am in the tossing mood
    now thats a gift i cannot beat...happy birthday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    In honor of your birthday, I'll refrain from fantasizing about any female offspring you may have....THAT should be a sufficient gift if you ask me.
    Bro you are the best....gimme some sugar you big lug! hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mart651
    I hate to drag drama from other boards but I still hate you and hope your old ass gets a broken hip for your birthday. Now give me that salad, I am in the tossing mood.
    OH you....you! That beat up Rambler that keeps circiling your house......that's me and my boys. And you are so lucky we can't move very fast with the oxygen bottles or we'd throw down on you faster than skinny Mike does Jell-o on Thursdays. I can hardly wait to collect SS....I'm going to call each month to thank you for the check!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Toss in some pampers and baby wipes..


    Happy birthday Gramps
    Dude! That's is the nicest thing anyone on the board has done......the avatar of you dancing for me on my birthday...........that is, how do they say, off the hook!

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    Congrats bro! The diapers and viagra is in the mail

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    Congrats bro! The diapers and viagra is in the mail
    You are the Man Palme! Put a rush on it though would you......I think I messed myself again. hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggy Snout
    Bro you are the best....gimme some sugar you big lug! hahahaha
    I should add that, despite my best efforts, I was unable to keep my birthday promise. I photoshopped your avatar onto a hardcore picture of Sylvia Saint and, well, one thing led to another. I am sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    I should add that, despite my best efforts, I was unable to keep my birthday promise. I photoshopped your avatar onto a hardcore picture of Sylvia Saint and, well, one thing led to another. I am sorry.
    hahahahahahaha now thats funny i dont care who you are thats funny right there hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    I should add that, despite my best efforts, I was unable to keep my birthday promise. I photoshopped your avatar onto a hardcore picture of Sylvia Saint and, well, one thing led to another. I am sorry.
    I understand....my guess is you feel dirty now and need to take a shower. Just guessing that is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggy Snout
    I understand....my guess is you feel dirty now and need to take a shower. Just guessing that is.
    You really don't know me, do you? If you did, you know it would take EVER so much more for me to feel dirty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    You really don't know me, do you? If you did, you know it would take EVER so much more for me to feel dirty.
    I'm sorry.....please forgive me....I'm......I'm......I'm middle class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggy Snout
    You are the Man Palme! Put a rush on it though would you......I think I messed myself again. hahahaha
    Hey man, you clean up your own filth

    Dosent look like the name is changing hahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    Hey man, you clean up your own filth

    Dosent look like the name is changing hahaha!
    no one loves me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggy Snout
    no one loves me.
    i love you jiggy man! well not in the hot sweaty manly way but you know what i mean! happy bday you old bastard hahahahahaah

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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    i love you jiggy man! well not in the hot sweaty manly way but you know what i mean! happy bday you old bastard hahahahahaah
    I bestow upon you the honorary position, within my trusted circle of loyal followers, "sack holder".....do me proud and you will be held in high admiration. hahahahaha

    Thank you very much Hung.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggy Snout
    I bestow upon you the honorary position, within my trusted circle of loyal followers, "sack holder".....do me proud and you will be held in high admiration. hahahahaha

    Thank you very much Hung.
    you are welcome i guess.... hmmm?

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