Gotta Love Being Italian....

Printable View

11-12-2004, 01:55 PM
HeavyHitter

Gotta Love Being Italian....

I always laugh when i read this joke!!!

Not What U Think

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives.........

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!
11-12-2004, 01:57 PM
JdFlex

That's good! :lol: Yeah I had to re-read it.
11-12-2004, 02:04 PM
decadbal

foogatbadet
11-12-2004, 02:21 PM
Elliot

LOL thats hillarius i called my italian friend to tell her that joke.. LOL
11-12-2004, 02:24 PM
BigGreen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elliot

LOL thats hillarius i called my italian friend to tell her that joke.. LOL

WHAT?? There are Italian females??? I am oh so very lost.
11-12-2004, 02:26 PM
HeavyHitter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elliot

LOL thats hillarius i called my italian friend to tell her that joke.. LOL

:lol: :lol:
11-12-2004, 02:28 PM
decadbal

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigGreen

WHAT?? There are Italian females??? I am oh so very lost.

its easy to get confused, they are just as hairy as the men..
11-12-2004, 02:39 PM
HeavyHitter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Decadbal

its easy to get confused, they are just as hairy as the men..

C'mon Deca... even you can admit Italian girls are probably the hottest nationality of girls.... actually, thats a good new thread!!!
11-12-2004, 03:09 PM
decadbal

not at all, i know this is a sterotype, but i havnt met one who wasnt a bitch, i havnt met them all, im sure one is out there.. but every one ive met is a bitch...every last one.
11-12-2004, 03:12 PM
UrbanLegend

Quote:

Originally Posted by Decadbal

not at all, i know this is a sterotype, but i havnt met one who wasnt a bitch, i havnt met them all, im sure one is out there.. but every one ive met is a bitch...every last one.

Isn't your mom Italian? :D
11-12-2004, 03:13 PM
decadbal

lol no she is of pure blood..pure irish blood the only kind

she is a bitch tho..lol
11-12-2004, 03:24 PM
1badcamaro

big dumb red headed irish ppl :)
11-12-2004, 06:46 PM
D-END

Quote:

Originally Posted by Decadbal

not at all, i know this is a sterotype, but i havnt met one who wasnt a bitch, i havnt met them all, im sure one is out there.. but every one ive met is a bitch...every last one.

:eek: you can't say that about italian women ,I'm half Italian and......................... forget it you're right, they're fvcking biatches....
11-12-2004, 07:38 PM
Danielle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Decadbal

not at all, i know this is a sterotype, but i havnt met one who wasnt a bitch, i havnt met them all, im sure one is out there.. but every one ive met is a bitch...every last one.

:cuss: :no:

........lol.........j/k
11-12-2004, 11:09 PM
workdude

Ya I read it twice. :lol: