Thread: Gotta Love Being Italian....
11-12-2004, 12:55 PM #1
Gotta Love Being Italian....
I always laugh when i read this joke!!!
Not What U Think
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives.........
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!
11-12-2004, 12:57 PM #2
That's good! Yeah I had to re-read it.
11-12-2004, 01:04 PM #3
11-12-2004, 01:21 PM #4
LOL thats hillarius i called my italian friend to tell her that joke.. LOL
11-12-2004, 01:24 PM #5Originally Posted by Elliot
11-12-2004, 01:26 PM #6Originally Posted by Elliot
11-12-2004, 01:28 PM #7Originally Posted by BigGreen
11-12-2004, 01:39 PM #8
11-12-2004, 02:09 PM #9
not at all, i know this is a sterotype, but i havnt met one who wasnt a bitch, i havnt met them all, im sure one is out there.. but every one ive met is a bitch...every last one.
11-12-2004, 02:12 PM #10Originally Posted by Decadbal
Isn't your mom Italian?
11-12-2004, 02:13 PM #11
lol no she is of pure blood..pure irish blood the only kind
she is a bitch tho..lol
11-12-2004, 02:24 PM #12
big dumb red headed irish ppl
11-12-2004, 05:46 PM #13Originally Posted by Decadbal
11-12-2004, 06:38 PM #14Originally Posted by Decadbal
11-12-2004, 10:09 PM #15
Ya I read it twice.
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