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  1. 11-12-2004, 01:55 PM #1
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    Gotta Love Being Italian....

    I always laugh when i read this joke!!!


    Not What U Think

    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

    "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives.........

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

    I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!
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  2. 11-12-2004, 01:57 PM #2
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    That's good! Yeah I had to re-read it.
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  4. 11-12-2004, 02:21 PM #4
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    LOL thats hillarius i called my italian friend to tell her that joke.. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    LOL thats hillarius i called my italian friend to tell her that joke.. LOL
    WHAT?? There are Italian females??? I am oh so very lost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    LOL thats hillarius i called my italian friend to tell her that joke.. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    WHAT?? There are Italian females??? I am oh so very lost.
    its easy to get confused, they are just as hairy as the men..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    its easy to get confused, they are just as hairy as the men..
    C'mon Deca ... even you can admit Italian girls are probably the hottest nationality of girls.... actually, thats a good new thread!!!
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  9. 11-12-2004, 03:09 PM #9
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    not at all, i know this is a sterotype, but i havnt met one who wasnt a bitch, i havnt met them all, im sure one is out there.. but every one ive met is a bitch...every last one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    not at all, i know this is a sterotype, but i havnt met one who wasnt a bitch, i havnt met them all, im sure one is out there.. but every one ive met is a bitch...every last one.


    Isn't your mom Italian?
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    lol no she is of pure blood..pure irish blood the only kind

    she is a bitch tho..lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    not at all, i know this is a sterotype, but i havnt met one who wasnt a bitch, i havnt met them all, im sure one is out there.. but every one ive met is a bitch...every last one.
    you can't say that about italian women ,I'm half Italian and......................... forget it you're right, they're fvcking biatches....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    not at all, i know this is a sterotype, but i havnt met one who wasnt a bitch, i havnt met them all, im sure one is out there.. but every one ive met is a bitch...every last one.





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    Ya I read it twice.
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