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  1. 11-12-2004, 09:02 PM #1
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    If you were Jesus?

    I was thinking if you were Jesus would the bible read a little differently? If i was it sure would, the first miracle when he turned water to wine?, nope it would now be "For he turned water into fina, and it was good", what about feeding the 5000? Being the bodybuilder son of God i would have kept all the high protein fish for myself let the mass get the bread! Those 40 days and nights in the wilderness? I can't stand hungry for more than 5 minutes so those ideas satan told me about turning rocks into food would not have looked to bad.
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  2. 11-12-2004, 09:06 PM #2
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    If I were jesus?

    Naaah I'd rather be Harry Potter, that magic want would come in handy... anyone know a spell to turn water into fina and cooking oil into test?

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  3. 11-13-2004, 10:50 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    If I were jesus?

    Naaah I'd rather be Harry Potter, that magic want would come in handy... anyone know a spell to turn water into fina and cooking oil into test?

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    yea but harry potter is gay
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  4. 11-13-2004, 11:00 AM #4
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    yea but harry potter is gay

    LOL, you got owned there, red
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  5. 11-13-2004, 11:38 AM #5
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    IF I was jesus I be interviewing prospect nurses right now to give me my test shots preferably blonde, nude and lesbian. Impure thoughs!!!! jesus.
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  6. 11-13-2004, 11:59 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    yea but harry potter is gay
    No ****, let's go play lord of the rings.
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  7. 11-13-2004, 01:08 PM #7
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    If you were jesus there would be no need for AS, as you could just give yourself the best body imaginable. If i were jesus, i'd start by banning KLG
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  8. 11-13-2004, 05:57 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    yea but harry potter is gay
    Really?

    I'm almost afraid to ask how you fould out about some young teen boy's preferences

    Well, I still like him better than jesus He's got cool glasses and he can fly on a broom!

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  9. 11-13-2004, 06:05 PM #9
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    water into wine.. the blind can see...
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  10. 11-13-2004, 10:10 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
    If you were jesus there would be no need for AS, as you could just give yourself the best body imaginable. If i were jesus, i'd start by banning KLG
    Watch your mouth elitist dog!
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  11. 11-13-2004, 10:56 PM #11
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    Ill bet Jesus made John Holmes look like a baby.







































    Im going to hell.
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