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  1. 11-13-2004, 10:15 PM #1
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    what a night with this internet chicks

    check this out, I got this hot 40 year old mami thats immigrated from Budapest Hungary all lined up on the net. I call her up and were talking for about 30 minutes then the talk gets dirty. And i'm talking about massaging her and shes going ooohhh yeah thats hot and I cant wait to come over. Then I say so baby tell me how you are going to massage me? She replies. I cant I got Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. At that point I hear that record scratching sound play real loud in my head. And I yell WHAT!!! I was so pissed I almost hung up. I finally made some excuse and got her off the line. But all is good, I got a 38 year old hottie MILF with 4 kids lined up coming over in 30 minutes
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  2. 11-13-2004, 10:19 PM #2
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    man after 4 kids that pussy is probaly wrecked all to hell.........strap a 2x4 onto your back so you dont fall in
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  3. 11-13-2004, 10:22 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    man after 4 kids that pussy is probaly wrecked all to hell.........strap a 2x4 onto your back so you dont fall in
    she can still slop his knob
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  4. 11-13-2004, 10:24 PM #4
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    Ummm, good luck w/this one.

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  5. 11-13-2004, 10:25 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    she can still slop his knob

    Thats the plan G Money
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  6. 11-13-2004, 10:30 PM #6
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    Bioatch is trying to put her 4 brats to sleep. Problem is she wants another kid bad!!! before her biological clock or some BS runs dry. So i'm trying to strap on with 10 connies in case she tries some crap. She wanted to handcuff me to my bed but screw that she will just ride me dry and have one of my kids.
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  7. 11-14-2004, 01:06 AM #7
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    10 condoms... dude dont u know when u double bag it that they are more prone to break from the friction lol
    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    Bioatch is trying to put her 4 brats to sleep. Problem is she wants another kid bad!!! before her biological clock or some BS runs dry. So i'm trying to strap on with 10 connies in case she tries some crap. She wanted to handcuff me to my bed but screw that she will just ride me dry and have one of my kids.
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  8. 11-14-2004, 01:09 AM #8
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    The way your talking about these chicks i would not touch them with masses dick and blame it on you.

    Get a better class of ho's
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    man after 4 kids that pussy is probaly wrecked all to hell.........strap a 2x4 onto your back so you dont fall in
    lmao
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  10. 11-14-2004, 01:12 PM #10
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    ended up boning the 19 year old in the end.
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  11. 11-14-2004, 01:45 PM #11
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    after 4 kids her pu$$y must be likw screwing a bucket.
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    Huh?
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  13. 11-14-2004, 03:24 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by fitnessNY
    after 4 kids her pu$$y must be likw screwing a bucket.

    more like throwing tic tac in a whales mouth.
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  14. 11-14-2004, 09:23 PM #14
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    its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
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  15. 11-14-2004, 09:44 PM #15
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    go anal, tell her its an american culture custom for the first date, she doesnt know any better..
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  16. 11-14-2004, 09:46 PM #16
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    ooh new saying!!!! go anal or go home
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  17. 11-14-2004, 09:57 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by SickNasty
    ooh new saying!!!! go anal or go home
    what if she takes big dumps
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  18. 11-14-2004, 10:00 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by maxamillion
    its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
    I just woke everyone up w/my burst of laughter!!!!!!!



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