Toilet plugged at work!!

**jonnytour** · 11-15-2004, 03:33 PM

So I just went to take my PWS (Pre Work-out Sh!t) and I do my thing. Stand up and flush the crapper and low and behold......IT'S PLUGGED!! Well what in the hell do I do now? I can't leave it floating there!! So I looked for the plunger thinking "There has to be one around here somewhere!!" Nope! No such luck. Luckily there was nobody in the Woman'e washroom! so I ducked in real quick and there it is!! My saviour, the plunger. Luckily nothing overflowed while attempting to force that stubborn unflushable turd down the toilet. Anybody else ever have a similar experience?? C'mon! I am sure we have all had embarassing sh!t stories! Bring 'em on!!

**Maraxus** · 11-15-2004, 03:34 PM

Leave it, I once left a floater here at work on a Friday, and when i came on Monday, oh man that was memorable.

**1badcamaro** · 11-15-2004, 04:16 PM

leave it in the toilet, cause its funnier that way

**Red Ketchup** · 11-15-2004, 05:10 PM

I always wondered how the heck can shît spray all the way under the toilet seat when you got explosive diarhea? How does it get there!!??

Red

**burning** · 11-15-2004, 05:19 PM

My X put cat hair in my drink,....... ah well, i SHAT in her coffee. That was the enda that one. All good, she stank n e ways :-)

**statuZ** · 11-15-2004, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

I always wondered how the heck can shît spray all the way under the toilet seat when you got explosive diarhea? How does it get there!!??

Red

the high velocity so called "dukie" is going to fast to settle down, as we all know thats why it came out in the first place, so it finds its area of rest under the toilet seat hanigng in peace.

**burning** · 11-15-2004, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by statuZ

the high velocity so called "dukie" is going to fast to settle down, as we all know thats why it came out in the first place, so it finds its area of rest under the toilet seat hanigng in peace.

Did you make that up? lol,

**TooSmall** · 11-15-2004, 05:30 PM

one time i let out my pre workout shat at work and clogged up the toilet nice but like no water was flowing or anything
there was no plunger or anything so i said fugg it

came in the next day and there was a plunger in there lol