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    Which AR member would you pick to play....

    I was watching the tube last night, The Family Guy, and in doing so thought about our members here at AR that would make a perfect fit for each character. Like:

    Brian the dog…..clearly BigGreen personifies this wonderfully funny fellow. Did I mention that BigGreen also holds a third-degree green belt in taekwondo? And in seven more years he'll be a black belt. That's one more year to you and me.

    Stewie………You’d be hard pressed to pick another person other than Rambo or Nathan too play Stewie. In fact, if it were not for his lack of muscle tone, toilet training and his need for parentally provided sustenance; Rambo would have already gained control over most of the third world, including Canada.

    Peter Griffin…..who else could one pick too be Peter other than our very own Full Intensity. Sure he’s a lot thinner than the original Peter but all in all with his drinking and partying antics he’s a dead shoe in. What FI lacks in common sense and good judgment, he makes up for in enthusiasm.

    Lois Griffin…..Gotta be Commando Barbie. Sassy, funny and smart all rolled into one. Barb is a complex and mysterious woman. Think Martha Stewart meets Barbarella.

    Meg Griffin…….Tutu Princess comes too mind but I’m not above placing a man in the roll. Maybe Bigen. And one day he’ll get the popularity he so richly deserves. Yeah, right.

    Chris Griffin……for this dead brain fellow one must gravitate towards Mass Junkie for this roll. Although physically he's matured early, he still has a way to go intellectually.

    Peter’s Boss Mr. Weed……Tock…perfect fit if you ask me.

    Not too bad huh? Alright then….who would you pick? In fact pick a different sitcom and apply the people on AR whom you would place in the rolls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggy Snout
    In fact pick a different sitcom and apply the people on AR whom you would place in the rolls.
    OKay, I'll do the obvious Simpsons:

    Homer: Sorry Juggy, this honor goes to you. The well-meaning and slightly aloof 'everyman' who manages to glimpse greatness for a moment or two before stumbling back down to earth.

    Marge: Babyweight. Sure her hair isn't tall and blue, but she exudes that marge simpson quick wit without becoming bitchy about (like a patty or selma).

    Bart: Hung-Solo. Manages to sweep in with some wise ass antics but keeps his hands clean because they're only childhood, stirring the pot antics, not anything genuinely harmful.

    Lisa: CommandoBarbi. She's usually a voice of reason...seems to display Lisa's morals and values while at the same time leaving herself open to the idea that she can rethink them as well.

    Maggie: Mass Junkie, cuz he's so cute and tiny like little Maggie Simpson. Coochie coochie coo....

    Chief Wiggum: Well, an old, somewhat bumbling and out of shape authority figure really couldn't be anyone BUT Cycleon.

    Mr. Burns: Decadbal....need I explain?

    Smithers: Rambo - simply because I want to put him in a subservient, crappy role. I should need know other justification.

    Dr. Frink: Symatech since he's into that physics junk.

    Milhouse: Messy UK - if for no other reason than his computer hobbies.

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    yea can i be Lenny? the guy nobody really knows or cares about lol.........

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    Ok Ok

    I'll do Beavis and Butthead

    Beavis - Juggy Snout

    ButtHead - Mass Junkie



    alright - I'll do one more

    The Jerry Springer show

    Jerry Springer - AR Admin

    The audience - Members of the Lounge

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    Ok Ok Ok .. I'll do one more....


    The show COPS....

    The Cop - BDTR

    The guy he's chasing - Da Bull

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    OKay, I'll do the obvious Simpsons:

    Homer: Sorry Juggy, this honor goes to you. The well-meaning and slightly aloof 'everyman' who manages to glimpse greatness for a moment or two before stumbling back down to earth.

    Marge: Babyweight. Sure her hair isn't tall and blue, but she exudes that marge simpson quick wit without becoming bitchy about (like a patty or selma).

    Bart: Hung-Solo. Manages to sweep in with some wise ass antics but keeps his hands clean because they're only childhood, stirring the pot antics, not anything genuinely harmful.

    Lisa: CommandoBarbi. She's usually a voice of reason...seems to display Lisa's morals and values while at the same time leaving herself open to the idea that she can rethink them as well.

    Maggie: Mass Junkie, cuz he's so cute and tiny like little Maggie Simpson. Coochie coochie coo....

    Chief Wiggum: Well, an old, somewhat bumbling and out of shape authority figure really couldn't be anyone BUT Cycleon.

    Mr. Burns: Decadbal....need I explain?

    Smithers: Rambo - simply because I want to put him in a subservient, crappy role. I should need know other justification.

    Dr. Frink: Symatech since he's into that physics junk.

    Milhouse: Messy UK - if for no other reason than his computer hobbies.
    Now that is true insight right there folks.....kudos on the choice for Marge. I mean Doh! hahahaha

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    And Ned Flanders?

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    im impervious to any disease...excelllent

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    I finally made it in one of Juggy's posts.. awww wonderful day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    And Ned Flanders?
    Ned is hung like a mule, so Decadbal is out of the question.....







    He will come back with some sort of comment about putting something in my ass, guarunteed

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    Ned is hung like a mule, so Decadbal is out of the question.....







    He will come back with some sort of comment about putting something in my ass, guarunteed
    it isnt little, your just accustomed the guys one the "blacks on blondes" website, which no one here could keep up with.. shiit, 3 members here coudlnt keep up with that, and thats with carlos on the team..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    it isnt little, your just accustomed the guys one the "blacks on blondes" website, which no one here could keep up with.. shiit, 3 members here coudlnt keep up with that, and thats with carlos on the team..lol
    lol, how do you know so much about the "backs on blondes" website?

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    i love watching those tiny white chicks get banged by those huge ding donged brothas..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    i love watching those tiny white chicks get banged by those huge ding donged brothas..
    You only wish you could trade place with that white girl.

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    There's Palme! Sorry to have left you out of the mix...but I can make up for that now. Let's see whom whould you make a perfect fit for on the Simpsons........OH, OH I got it!

    Palme is.............Nelson.........The kid who always goes "HA-HA" when someone does something stupid. That is so you! hahahahaha

    On The Family Guy I'd say...................The guy in the wheelchair. (That guy cracks me up.)

    I'd like to apologize to have forgotten Red Ketchup.......without a doubt he's the evil monkey in Chris's closet. hahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    OKay, I'll do the obvious Simpsons:

    Homer: Sorry Juggy, this honor goes to you. The well-meaning and slightly aloof 'everyman' who manages to glimpse greatness for a moment or two before stumbling back down to earth.

    Marge: Babyweight. Sure her hair isn't tall and blue, but she exudes that marge simpson quick wit without becoming bitchy about (like a patty or selma).

    Bart: Hung-Solo. Manages to sweep in with some wise ass antics but keeps his hands clean because they're only childhood, stirring the pot antics, not anything genuinely harmful.

    Lisa: CommandoBarbi. She's usually a voice of reason...seems to display Lisa's morals and values while at the same time leaving herself open to the idea that she can rethink them as well.

    Maggie: Mass Junkie, cuz he's so cute and tiny like little Maggie Simpson. Coochie coochie coo....

    Chief Wiggum: Well, an old, somewhat bumbling and out of shape authority figure really couldn't be anyone BUT Cycleon.

    Mr. Burns: Decadbal....need I explain?

    Smithers: Rambo - simply because I want to put him in a subservient, crappy role. I should need know other justification.

    Dr. Frink: Symatech since he's into that physics junk.

    Milhouse: Messy UK - if for no other reason than his computer hobbies.

    hahahah i love it!! about time someone got my sense of humor. hahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut

    Meg Griffin…….Tutu Princess comes too mind but I’m not above placing a man in the roll. Maybe Bigen. And one day he’ll get the popularity he so richly deserves. Yeah, right.
    After having a supporting role in Brave Heart, I wasn’t very surprised to be mentioned in association with this theatrical project. Naturally I began to do some research.

    At first, I had no idea who Meg Griffin is, I, unlike some people on the board, do have a life and don’t watch too much TV.

    After learning who Meg Griffin is and the part that she played, I was surprised that I would be chosen to play the part. I am normally cast in a much more rugged and manly role, which normally call for me to either prove my great physical prowess or instilling fear in the enemy.

    Being curious, I checked to see who did the voice of Meg Griffin, and was surprised to see that Mila Kunis, who interestingly enough plays Jackie Burkhart on That 70’s Show, and is with out a doubt a Hottie.

    This confused me even further. Here I am a 6’ muscular 300lb bald hairy backed man, and Juggy is confusing me with an extreme Hottie?

    This revelation has made me seriously question both Juggy’s sexual preference and his senility, he is getting old and his dementia is worsening.

    Perhaps some of the members in the Yankee Paradise that Juggy calls home, should stop by and see him at the Convalescent home? I am sure that he gets lonely and very depressed, spending days sitting in his own excrement, dreaming of what it would be like to be young and a man again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    After having a supporting role in Brave Heart, I wasn’t very surprised to be mentioned in association with this theatrical project. Naturally I began to do some research.

    At first, I had no idea who Meg Griffin is, I, unlike some people on the board, do have a life and don’t watch too much TV.

    After learning who Meg Griffin is and the part that she played, I was surprised that I would be chosen to play the part. I am normally cast in a much more rugged and manly role, which normally call for me to either prove my great physical prowess or instilling fear in the enemy.

    Being curious, I checked to see who did the voice of Meg Griffin, and was surprised to see that Mila Kunis, who interestingly enough plays Jackie Burkhart on That 70’s Show, and is with out a doubt a Hottie.

    This confused me even further. Here I am a 6’ muscular 300lb bald hairy backed man, and Juggy is confusing me with an extreme Hottie?

    This revelation has made me seriously question both Juggy’s sexual preference and his senility, he is getting old and his dementia is worsening.

    Perhaps some of the members in the Yankee Paradise that Juggy calls home, should stop by and see him at the Convalescent home? I am sure that he gets lonely and very depressed, spending days sitting in his own excrement, dreaming of what it would be like to be young and a man again.

    OMG!!! This is all too funny!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    I'd like to apologize to have forgotten Red Ketchup.......without a doubt he's the evil monkey in Chris's closet. hahahahahaha
    I've been found out!!!!!





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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    I've been found out!!!!!





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    Of course bro! I felt really crappy when I got home and forgot to place you in the line up...seeing how you are the biggest Family Guy fan on the board. And you better not be pointing that finger at me....I've been good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    After having a supporting role in Brave Heart, I wasn’t very surprised to be mentioned in association with this theatrical project. Naturally I began to do some research.

    At first, I had no idea who Meg Griffin is, I, unlike some people on the board, do have a life and don’t watch too much TV.

    After learning who Meg Griffin is and the part that she played, I was surprised that I would be chosen to play the part. I am normally cast in a much more rugged and manly role, which normally call for me to either prove my great physical prowess or instilling fear in the enemy.

    Being curious, I checked to see who did the voice of Meg Griffin, and was surprised to see that Mila Kunis, who interestingly enough plays Jackie Burkhart on That 70’s Show, and is with out a doubt a Hottie.

    This confused me even further. Here I am a 6’ muscular 300lb bald hairy backed man, and Juggy is confusing me with an extreme Hottie?

    This revelation has made me seriously question both Juggy’s sexual preference and his senility, he is getting old and his dementia is worsening.

    Perhaps some of the members in the Yankee Paradise that Juggy calls home, should stop by and see him at the Convalescent home? I am sure that he gets lonely and very depressed, spending days sitting in his own excrement, dreaming of what it would be like to be young and a man again.
    This just proves how right I was to place you in this role. And don't hand me that 6' 300 pound balding routine.......you cried when they shot old yeller just like the rest of us.....only I don't think we were wearing dresses at the time....but I'm not saying anything's wrong with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    I've been found out!!!!!





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    I miss him so...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    This just proves how right I was to place you in this role. And don't hand me that 6' 300 pound balding routine.......you cried when they shot old yeller just like the rest of us.....only I don't think we were wearing dresses at the time....but I'm not saying anything's wrong with it.
    Why you Fat little Cun+ Muscle,

    I am not balding I am completely bald!

    Your just upset that I won’t let you borrow that little red strapless number that you love so much…..

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    Wierd I would of thought Peter Griffin would be massjunkie

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    let's see.. to continue with family guy,

    carlos would get my vote for cleveland. Go ahead and take a guess why

    lastly i think Quagmire could definitely be played convincingly by decadbal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisAdams
    lastly i think Quagmire could definitely be played convincingly by decadbal.
    Awwwww raight!!



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    giggidy giggidy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    On The Family Guy I'd say...................The guy in the wheelchair. (That guy cracks me up.)
    If your talking about Joe Swanson, Peter's handicapped neighbor, I'd have to say that Swolecat would better suit this role. Being jacked out of his face, many times the policeman on this board keeping the young buck's in check, and having problems with his legs he would probably be a perfect candidate. Plus I could see him yelling "LETS GET IT ON!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mushroomstampr
    If your talking about Joe Swanson, Peter's handicapped neighbor, I'd have to say that Swolecat would better suit this role. Being jacked out of his face, many times the policeman on this board keeping the young buck's in check, and having problems with his legs he would probably be a perfect candidate. Plus I could see him yelling "LETS GET IT ON!"
    You got me there...good call.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisAdams
    let's see.. to continue with family guy,

    carlos would get my vote for cleveland. Go ahead and take a guess why

    lastly i think Quagmire could definitely be played convincingly by decadbal.
    and here you said you didnt like me..LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    it isnt little, your just accustomed the guys one the "blacks on blondes" website, which no one here could keep up with.. shiit, 3 members here coudlnt keep up with that, and thats with carlos on the team..lol
    WTF is this supposed to mean?

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    that compared to those fellas we all have little wangs

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    Hey now! My wang is not little.......my body is just really really big so it makes my tool look small. Yeah...that's the ticket. hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    and here you said you didnt like me..LOL
    I said you were a jerk, not that i didn't like you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisAdams
    I said you were a jerk, not that i didn't like you.
    lets not mince words pumpkin...come rub my balls..LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    lets not mince words pumpkin...come rub my balls..LOL
    i would, honestly, but i've got plenty of balls to rub over here.

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    that one is way to close to reality, i have to shower now..lol

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    I made the Simpsons!!!!! LOL.... thats hilarious!

    Hey Juggy..... now thats got to leave a little to the imagination wouldn't you say??


    mmuuuahhhhh,, Babyweight

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