favorite seinfeld quotes..lol

[HeavyHitter]

does anyone know Georges answering machine message????? that was hilarious!!

[peaker]

"Hey Kramer, George, how was rock climbing? Where's Tony?" - Elaine

"Tony took a bit of a......" - George

"Tumble" - Kramer

"And he landed on kind of a....." - George

"Rock" - Kramer

jerry: "elaine he is a male bimbo... he's a mimbo"
elaine: "he's not a mimbo!"

[peaker]

does anyone know Georges answering machine message????? that was hilarious!!

believe it or not george isnt at home so leave messsssssage at the beep..i must be out or i'd pick up the phone wheeeere could i beeee... believe it or not i'm not home (beeeeep)

[jonnytour]

Newman, "You're once, twice, three times, AAAARRRGGGG!! Oh the humanity!!" While driving the ChinaPanda's flounder with his truck on fire down Kramer's adopted stretch of highway soaked in paint thinner.

[JdFlex]

believe it or not george isnt at home so leave messsssssage at the beep..i must be out or i'd pick up the phone wheeeere could i beeee... believe it or not i'm not home (beeeeep)

Ahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HeavyHitter]

believe it or not george isnt at home so leave messsssssage at the beep..i must be out or i'd pick up the phone wheeeere could i beeee... believe it or not i'm not home (beeeeep)

Peak your the man!!!

[justincredible]

Kramer speaking about free ballin'

"That's right I'm flyin' free Jerry, And I'm llllllovin' every minute of it"!!!

[MASStermind]

I was in the pool!!!! I was in the pool!!! I was in the pool!!!

[peaker]

elaine telling george her bf is not a commie..
elaine: "ned is very well read.."
george: "maybe is well........red"

[allsaucedup]

george: "grapefruit can move baby"

[Rob]

"There all twix!! You all screwed me!!! now gimme one!!"
"there all gone"
"TWIIIIX"

[decadbal]

"You have no idea what my people have been through."
"The Jews?"
"No, the dentists. Did you know we have the highest suicide rate of any profession?"
"Is that why it's so hard to get an appointment?"

[NotSmall]

"You have no idea what my people have been through."
"The Jews?"
"No, the dentists. Did you know we have the highest suicide rate of any profession?"
"Is that why it's so hard to get an appointment?"

I love that episode, especially later on when Kramer says:
"Jerry you're an anti-dentite! Next you'll be saying they should have their own schools."
Jerry - "They do."
Kramer - "SEE!"

[decadbal]

lol what do u call a Dr that fails out of med school...


a dentist

[elicotton]

Jerry to elaine regarding Kramer going commando: "the only thing between us and Kramer is a thin layer of gaberdine."

[chicamahomico]

These pretzels are making me thirsty

[cb25]

lol what do u call a Dr that fails out of med school...


a dentist

hey now! "you're a raaaaabid anti-dentite!"

my fav:

"So what happened?"
"She's into it."
"Into what?"
"The menage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roommate's into the menage too."
"That's unbelievable."
"Oh, it's a scene man."
"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
"What are you talking about? I'm not goin' to do it."
"You're not goin to do it? What do you mean, You're not goin to do it?"
"I can't. I'm not an orgy guy."
"Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident."
"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.
"If only something like that could happen to me."
"Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either."
"I know."
- George and Jerry, in "The Switch"

[90redlx]

....

[big swoll]

I'm The Whiz!!!!

[uttyler dude]

how bout the episode where they do the voice......HELLO!!!!! like english dudes and jerry picks that voice over the girl.

or the keith hernandez episode when kramer and newman are recalling the time hernandez spit on em and in the dialogue kramer qoutes newman saying to hernandez "Nice game pretty boy"

[D-END]

I love that episode, especially later on when Kramer says:
"Jerry you're an anti-dentite! Next you'll be saying they should have their own schools."
Jerry - "They do."
Kramer - "SEE!"

"if we weren't at my son's wedding I would not your teeth out you anti-dentite bastard."


I love that episode

[daem]

KRAMER: What did you go up there to heckle her for?

JERRY: Because she came down to the club and heckled me. I gave her a taste of her own medicine.

KRAMER: Oh, YEAH! You gave her a taste of medicine, all right.

JERRY: Well, I didn't want her to have an accident.

GEORGE: What accident?

KRAMER: Well, after he heckled Toby, she got so upset, she ran out of the building, and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe.

GEORGE: That's unbelievable!



KRAMER: Yeah. After the ambulance left, I found the toe. So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital.

GEORGE: You ran?

KRAMER: No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy, step on it!"

GEORGE: Holy cow!

KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. Then, all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat, and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I says, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy." [Makes punching moves.] Plow! Plat! Ke-yah! Knocked him out cold.

GEORGE: How could you do that?!

KRAMER: Then, everybody is screaming, because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is OUT of control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel. Now I'm driving the bus.

GEORGE: You're Batman.

KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then, I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door, you know, with my foot, you know, at the next stop.

JERRY: You kept making all the stops?!

KRAMER: Well, people kept ringing the bell!

GEORGE: What about the toe? What happened to the toe?

KRAMER: Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line.

GEORGE: You did all this for a pinky toe?

KRAMER: It's a very valuable appendage.

[QuieTSToRM33]

You stole my jesus fish !!!!