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    Hey Juggy....

    And yes, Rambo, this applies to you as well....BOTH of you.

    She packed my bags last night pre-flight
    Zero hour nine a.m.
    And Iím gonna be high as a kite by then
    I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
    Itís lonely out in space
    On such a timeless flight

    And I think itís gonna be a long long time
    Till touch down brings me round again to find
    Iím not the man they think I am at home
    Oh no. Iím a rocket man
    Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

    Mars ainít the kind of place to raise your kids
    In fact itís cold as hell
    And thereís no one there to raise them if you did
    And all this science I donít understand
    Itís just my job five days a week

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    I think "Tiny Dancer" would have been more appropriate.

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    Oh god PLEASE let this not be the William Shatner "spoken word" version!!!!!!!

    Oh the humanity of it all!!!!

    Red

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    Shaking quaking
    Waking me when I'm asleep
    Never lets me go too deep
    Summons me with just one beep
    The price we pay is steep

    I've been on fire
    And yet I've still stayed frozen
    So deep in the night
    My smooth contemplations will always be broken
    My deepest concerns will stay buried and unspoken
    No I don't have any change but here's a few subway tokens

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Oh god PLEASE let this not be the William Shatner "spoken word" version!!!!!!!

    Oh the humanity of it all!!!!

    Red
    I *love* stewie's spoken word version....can't remember what episode though.

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    It's the "And The Wiener Is" episode

    (thats the one where Peter finds out Chris has a huge schlong).



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    I take it you good fellows haven't heard the albumn he put out a long, long time ago? He did Mr. Tamberine Man......talk about el crap a roo! My buds and I used to get stoned and put that song on and freakin cry laughing so hard. Can't really call it singing....more like montone talking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    It's the "And The Wiener Is" episode

    (thats the one where Peter finds out Chris has a huge schlong).



    Red
    Red Ketchup, Hi!!!! There has only been one (1) documented case of Kegel Pumps resulting in Third-Leg Catasphrophic Detonation or being 'blown-off' while attempted to get a huge scholong, as Red Ketchup said. Records indicate that Explosive Castration (all these medical terms-- who thinks of these...) resulted from multiple reps while using home brew gear in conjuction with a viagra-overdose. They are not kidding-- if the erection lasts longer than four (4) hours: CALL THE DOCTOR before your lady beats you to death or Explosive Castration occurs.

    Women and Kegel:

    There are several benefits for a woman to exercise her vagina:
    This will...


    ...make it easier for you to reach orgasm.

    ...make your orgasms stronger/better as the muscles you're exercising are the same as used during orgasm.

    ...make your vagina more sensitive(you'll feel more). When squeezing you'll feel your partner much better inside. It will simply heighten your sexual satisfaction.

    ...prevent prolapse and incontinence.

    ...make childbirth easier and your muscles will regain more quickly after the birth.

    - For your boyfriend it will be a tremendous difference. You will get tighter. You can pull and squeeze your partner's penis.

    - You don't have to be nervous the first time you make love with a new partner, wondering what he will think of you as a sexual partner. You'll have better sexual self-confidence. You'll know that your present/future boyfriend/husband/lover won't be disappointed.

    - Men prefer women with a strong vagina (to many men it's more important that his lover has a strong vagina than having a perfect body). In some cultures women exercise their vaginal strength in order to help them keep their future/present husband.

    - You can be proud of your vaginal strength(just like one can be proud of one's body).

    - The woman will get more control in bed. Many women enjoy that and think it's

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    Imperialist ... are you sure you haven't been hanging out with Nathan lately?

    Men prefer women with a strong vagina Well, thats the understatement of the century!

    Juggernaut ... I downloaded a copy off the net... and then mercifulyl deleted it! , shatner's desecrating songs was bad, but Nimoy's "If I had a hammer" was outright murder I think I still have ear dammage to this day from listening to it unprotected.

    Red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Imperialist ... are you sure you haven't been hanging out with Nathan lately?

    Men prefer women with a strong vagina Well, thats the understatement of the century!

    Juggernaut ... I downloaded a copy off the net... and then mercifulyl deleted it! , shatner's desecrating songs was bad, but Nimoy's "If I had a hammer" was outright murder I think I still have ear dammage to this day from listening to it unprotected.

    Red
    Hahahaha I forgot about Nimoy's song....my God you didn't listen to all of it did you? hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    Hahahaha I forgot about Nimoy's song....my God you didn't listen to all of it did you? hahahaha


    Hangs his head is shame....

    Well... yeah....

    I plead insanity!

    Red

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