Thread: Hey Juggy....
11-19-2004, 09:42 AM #1
And yes, Rambo, this applies to you as well....BOTH of you.
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And Iím gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
Itís lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think itís gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
Iím not the man they think I am at home
Oh no. Iím a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Mars ainít the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact itís cold as hell
And thereís no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I donít understand
Itís just my job five days a week
11-19-2004, 10:27 AM #2
I think "Tiny Dancer" would have been more appropriate.
11-19-2004, 10:30 AM #3
Oh god PLEASE let this not be the William Shatner "spoken word" version!!!!!!!
Oh the humanity of it all!!!!
11-19-2004, 10:38 AM #4
Waking me when I'm asleep
Never lets me go too deep
Summons me with just one beep
The price we pay is steep
I've been on fire
And yet I've still stayed frozen
So deep in the night
My smooth contemplations will always be broken
My deepest concerns will stay buried and unspoken
No I don't have any change but here's a few subway tokens
11-19-2004, 10:50 AM #5Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
11-19-2004, 10:59 AM #6
It's the "And The Wiener Is" episode
(thats the one where Peter finds out Chris has a huge schlong).
11-19-2004, 11:03 AM #7
I take it you good fellows haven't heard the albumn he put out a long, long time ago? He did Mr. Tamberine Man......talk about el crap a roo! My buds and I used to get stoned and put that song on and freakin cry laughing so hard. Can't really call it singing....more like montone talking.
11-19-2004, 11:09 AM #8Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
Women and Kegel:
There are several benefits for a woman to exercise her vagina:
...make it easier for you to reach orgasm.
...make your orgasms stronger/better as the muscles you're exercising are the same as used during orgasm.
...make your vagina more sensitive(you'll feel more). When squeezing you'll feel your partner much better inside. It will simply heighten your sexual satisfaction.
...prevent prolapse and incontinence.
...make childbirth easier and your muscles will regain more quickly after the birth.
- For your boyfriend it will be a tremendous difference. You will get tighter. You can pull and squeeze your partner's penis.
- You don't have to be nervous the first time you make love with a new partner, wondering what he will think of you as a sexual partner. You'll have better sexual self-confidence. You'll know that your present/future boyfriend/husband/lover won't be disappointed.
- Men prefer women with a strong vagina (to many men it's more important that his lover has a strong vagina than having a perfect body). In some cultures women exercise their vaginal strength in order to help them keep their future/present husband.
- You can be proud of your vaginal strength(just like one can be proud of one's body).
- The woman will get more control in bed. Many women enjoy that and think it's
11-19-2004, 11:15 AM #9
Imperialist ... are you sure you haven't been hanging out with Nathan lately?
Men prefer women with a strong vagina Well, thats the understatement of the century!
Juggernaut ... I downloaded a copy off the net... and then mercifulyl deleted it! , shatner's desecrating songs was bad, but Nimoy's "If I had a hammer" was outright murder I think I still have ear dammage to this day from listening to it unprotected.
11-19-2004, 11:32 AM #10Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
11-20-2004, 03:03 PM #11Originally Posted by Juggernaut
Hangs his head is shame....
I plead insanity!
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