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    Do you have an STD?

    They have almost killed me a few times.They have wrecked, injured, and killed so many people that I'm re-training for a new line of work. I recently passed a physical, however, I am fat, slow, and out of shape. This eCommunity is the inspiration I need to get in shape. I started today. I broke out the clippers, went out on the patio and harvested some Cat's Claw wood and brewed two quarts of fresh tea from the wood to begin conditioning my cardiovascular system & extremity tissue. Next, I'm going to harvest some Mormon Tea and concentrate some ephedra for appetite suppression, energy, and metabolic enhancement. Like y'all-- I will have to EXERCISE. I can do it. Y'all can do it !

    I believe IMMUNE ENHANCEMENT testing is with the Amazonian rain forest CAT CLAW. The Arid Mexican Cat Claw I am using DOES have TOXIC properties. I have scaled-back to about 16oz per day because I was experiencing headache and internal organ discomfort (deep mid-thorax pain sufficient to wake me).
    I do know that this Mexican Cat Claw is able to reduce swelling and is great for jungle rot/trench foot. It can be ingested or used topically. I think it would make a great topical gel-- fillet an aloe leaf and mix the aloe gel with Cat Claw tea reduction. I will try it.

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    Buy some epedrine

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    and what does cat claw have to do with STD's , and FYI i dont have any lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mitch428cj
    Buy some epedrine

    Mitch428 HI!!!!, I'm going to try some. Crystal or nazi epedrine is bad news. One of General Davis Jr.'s medic commanders reported that epedrine used in a secret US military experiment during the 86 TAC MASH Turkey earthquake relief effort staged out of Aeroport Orly permanently altered his sleep cycle.
    I'm going to cycle organic/range grown ephedra for fitness and I'll tell you what I experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mitch428cj
    and what does cat claw have to do with STD's , and FYI i dont have any lol

    Key Actions

    Cat's Claw
    anti-inflammatory
    antiviral
    anti-hypertensive
    decreases dopamine levels
    inhibits platelet aggregation
    increases serotonin
    inhibits tumor growth
    some contraceptive effects
    stimulates the immune system

    http://www.innvista.com/health/herbs/catsclaw.htm

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    the cats claw reply every time is becoming more and more funny to me..lol

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    dude you are one strange fella
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    Quote Originally Posted by houseofpain
    dude you are one strange fella
    ~HOP

    This is his gimmick.. he is becoming a known member. He no longer lurks behind the shadow with all the other junior members who are not known.


    He has done well.

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    i think his title should be cats claw enthuisast

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    the cats claw reply every time is becoming more and more funny to me..lol
    Thanks Decadbal, I am funny, huh ? I am so funny because I've had several near-lethal head injuries... I should be on tv. I really am that funny.
    Needles are very serious. It's easy to make simple mistakes such as hitting a vein or doing intravenous work and leaving the tourniquet on by mistake. Hey, nobody is perfect-- that's how come Doctors sometimes amputate the wrong limb and the US invades the wrong AQ country ! Keep that sense of humor.
    My brother was talking about sparing with Too Tall Jones and working with an ex-CIA contract agent once while he was getting an IM injection in his wrist. He was getting 15 cc's of gas oxygen in the wrist joint to ease old professional boxing injury pain. Man, you should have seen his wrist swell-up ! It looked like one of those old Jiffy-Pop stove-top pop corn makers on the rise. He said it really hurt. I said, you have an old neck injury-- how about a IM 15cc gas oxygen injection at the base of the skull over the cervical spine...
    You and your friend have to be careful-- no AS IN THE VEINS/ARTERIES is the word I've heard.
    I'll try not to be so funny from now on.


    Deca , How about an up-date on your training. How are you dealing with it ? Are you keeping a journal? I was smashed by a ton of metal moving at over 30mph twice and head butted a telephone pole at about that speed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imperialist


    Deca, How about an up-date on your training. How are you dealing with it ? Are you keeping a journal? I was smashed by a ton of metal moving at over 30mph twice and head butted a telephone pole at about that speed.
    DUDE YOUR FUWCKING FUNNY.. SORRY

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    Vette has a few. He said billy gave them to him....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imperialist
    Thanks Decadbal, I am funny, huh ? I am so funny because I've had several near-lethal head injuries... I should be on tv. I really am that funny.
    Needles are very serious. It's easy to make simple mistakes such as hitting a vein or doing intravenous work and leaving the tourniquet on by mistake. Hey, nobody is perfect-- that's how come Doctors sometimes amputate the wrong limb and the US invades the wrong AQ country ! Keep that sense of humor.
    My brother was talking about sparing with Too Tall Jones and working with an ex-CIA contract agent once while he was getting an IM injection in his wrist. He was getting 15 cc's of gas oxygen in the wrist joint to ease old professional boxing injury pain. Man, you should have seen his wrist swell-up ! It looked like one of those old Jiffy-Pop stove-top pop corn makers on the rise. He said it really hurt. I said, you have an old neck injury-- how about a IM 15cc gas oxygen injection at the base of the skull over the cervical spine...
    You and your friend have to be careful-- no AS IN THE VEINS/ARTERIES is the word I've heard.
    I'll try not to be so funny from now on.


    Deca, How about an up-date on your training. How are you dealing with it ? Are you keeping a journal? I was smashed by a ton of metal moving at over 30mph twice and head butted a telephone pole at about that speed.

    i called it!!!! i knew who this was...

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    lol, dude you are so random.......where do you come up with this stuff. And don't tell me it just comes to you cause if it duz, you need serious help

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    Quote Originally Posted by workdude
    sums up this thread....

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    Cat's Claw..a.k.a. Weed

    Lay off the bong




    ( crack-heads are taking over the lounge)

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    Waste of computer space.

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    thats what cats claw is.. i thought it was some hippie herb, not weed... wow now i dont think he is s ofuny

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    Can u drink winny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imperialist
    They have almost killed me a few times.They have wrecked, injured, and killed so many people that I'm re-training for a new line of work. I recently passed a physical, however, I am fat, slow, and out of shape. This eCommunity is the inspiration I need to get in shape. I started today. I broke out the clippers, went out on the patio and harvested some Cat's Claw wood and brewed two quarts of fresh tea from the wood to begin conditioning my cardiovascular system & extremity tissue. Next, I'm going to harvest some Mormon Tea and concentrate some ephedra for appetite suppression, energy, and metabolic enhancement. Like y'all-- I will have to EXERCISE. I can do it. Y'all can do it !

    I believe IMMUNE ENHANCEMENT testing is with the Amazonian rain forest CAT CLAW. The Arid Mexican Cat Claw I am using DOES have TOXIC properties. I have scaled-back to about 16oz per day because I was experiencing headache and internal organ discomfort (deep mid-thorax pain sufficient to wake me).
    I do know that this Mexican Cat Claw is able to reduce swelling and is great for jungle rot/trench foot. It can be ingested or used topically. I think it would make a great topical gel-- fillet an aloe leaf and mix the aloe gel with Cat Claw tea reduction. I will try it.

    your a weird dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Can u drink winny?

    ~SC~
    of course man, how else would you take it? Most people mix it it with their PWO cat's claw shake.



    what do i vote if i have zero STDs?

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    I dont get this thread

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    Result from too much exposure to gas fumes

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    Uña de Gato is what he's talking about. It's advertised on a lot of the mexican stations around here. Supposed to be a cure all. Snake oil if you ask me. Yes you can drink winny and you should mix it with your Cats Claw. I don't think its marijuana/canabis/hemp. It is a weed but not that weed.

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    Nothing made any sense yet I still spent 5 mins to read everything...

    I think I must need some cat claw too...

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