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i got this from animal inside on AM..........i havent stopped laughin since i read it. The first few are a lot better.
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http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny
i got this from animal inside on AM..........i havent stopped laughin since i read it. The first few are a lot better.
:lol:
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
:lol:
Too funny!
Red
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
:lol:
good stuff.
oh man i almost pissed myself i was laughing so hard
lmfaooooooo :lol:
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
where can we find some more of that, i havn't had a laugh like that in a long time
actually if you go to www.google.com and type in the search bar CYBERSEX GONE WRONG alot of them pop up :lol:
man that's fawking funny i have tears coming down my face.. haha :lol:
that last one was funny as hell. HARRRR!
LMFAO
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
**pause**
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
haha !! :lol:
This guy have too much free time ! lol
blood ninja is fvcking hilarious..lmfao
reminds me of someone..cough Decadbol coughQuote:
Originally Posted by D-END
This is my favorite!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A ****ING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a ****ing candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: **** YOU DICKHEAD!!
LMFAO!!! :lol:
~SC~
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
hahahaha
:roflol:
Someone has too much time on their hands lol, I wonder if these were actual conversations that they had on AIM or something of if they just made it up. Either way it wouldn't suprise me........
very old stuff, but still LMFAO
hahaha sure doesQuote:
Originally Posted by bigrob33
That's the funniest one on there.. HARRRR!Quote:
Originally Posted by SwoleCat
"I put on my wizard robe and hat"
this is F*KING HILARIOUS
(bump)
more i found
http://ehacked.com/front_page/articl...orribly_wrong/
http://www.mlcsmith.com/humor/cybersex/index.html
several pages on the second one. some are the same
hahahahaha
lololol
im at work and i just read that and i busted out in tears. the last one where he wants her to be a pirate is just insane hahahahahahha. the part about making her a candy apple omfg ahahaha
that **** is HILARIOUS
HRRRRRRRRRRRR!! hahahaha