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    holy $hit ths is the funniest thing i've ever read

    http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny

    i got this from animal inside on AM..........i havent stopped laughin since i read it. The first few are a lot better.

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    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.



    Too funny!

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    bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
    bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR


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    good stuff.

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    oh man i almost pissed myself i was laughing so hard

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    lmfaooooooo
    bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
    j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
    j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
    j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
    bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
    bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
    j_gurli3: thats it.

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    where can we find some more of that, i havn't had a laugh like that in a long time

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    actually if you go to www.google.com and type in the search bar CYBERSEX GONE WRONG alot of them pop up

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    man that's fawking funny i have tears coming down my face.. haha

    that last one was funny as hell. HARRRR!

    LMFAO

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    Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
    **pause**
    bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.

    haha !!

    This guy have too much free time ! lol

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    blood ninja is fvcking hilarious..lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-END
    blood ninja is fvcking hilarious..lmfao
    reminds me of someone..cough Decadbol cough

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    This is my favorite!


    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
    bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
    bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
    bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
    sweet17: WTF?!?!?
    bloodninja: They stink really bad.
    sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
    bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
    bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
    bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
    sweet17: YOURE A ****ING PYSCHO!!
    bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
    bloodninja: And turn you into a ****ing candy apple...
    bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
    sweet17: **** YOU DICKHEAD!!

    LMFAO!!!

    ~SC~

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    eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

    hahahaha

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    Someone has too much time on their hands lol, I wonder if these were actual conversations that they had on AIM or something of if they just made it up. Either way it wouldn't suprise me........

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    very old stuff, but still LMFAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrob33
    reminds me of someone..cough Decadbol cough
    hahaha sure does

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    This is my favorite!


    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
    bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
    bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
    bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
    sweet17: WTF?!?!?
    bloodninja: They stink really bad.
    sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
    bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
    bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
    bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
    sweet17: YOURE A ****ING PYSCHO!!
    bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
    bloodninja: And turn you into a ****ing candy apple...
    bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
    sweet17: **** YOU DICKHEAD!!

    LMFAO!!!

    ~SC~
    That's the funniest one on there.. HARRRR!

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    "I put on my wizard robe and hat"

    this is F*KING HILARIOUS
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    hahahahaha

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    lololol

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    im at work and i just read that and i busted out in tears. the last one where he wants her to be a pirate is just insane hahahahahahha. the part about making her a candy apple omfg ahahaha

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    that **** is HILARIOUS

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    HRRRRRRRRRRRR!! hahahaha

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