holy $hit ths is the funniest thing i've ever read

**1badcamaro** · 11-20-2004, 04:02 PM

http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny

i got this from animal inside on AM..........i havent stopped laughin since i read it. The first few are a lot better.

**workdude** · 11-20-2004, 04:05 PM

**Red Ketchup** · 11-20-2004, 04:12 PM

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

Too funny!

Red

**bigol'legs** · 11-20-2004, 04:21 PM

bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR

**skiing** · 11-20-2004, 04:22 PM

good stuff.

**CarvedFromStone** · 11-20-2004, 04:37 PM

oh man i almost pissed myself i was laughing so hard

**mitch428cj** · 11-20-2004, 04:42 PM

lmfaooooooo

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.

**CarvedFromStone** · 11-20-2004, 04:45 PM

where can we find some more of that, i havn't had a laugh like that in a long time

**mitch428cj** · 11-20-2004, 04:58 PM

http://www.funwithsex.org/

**mitch428cj** · 11-20-2004, 05:00 PM

actually if you go to www.google.com and type in the search bar CYBERSEX GONE WRONG alot of them pop up

**BigMike J** · 11-20-2004, 05:08 PM

man that's fawking funny i have tears coming down my face.. haha

that last one was funny as hell. HARRRR!

LMFAO

**J-F** · 11-20-2004, 05:24 PM

Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
**pause**
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.

haha !!

This guy have too much free time ! lol

**D-END** · 11-20-2004, 06:25 PM

blood ninja is fvcking hilarious..lmfao

**Rob** · 11-20-2004, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by D-END

blood ninja is fvcking hilarious..lmfao

reminds me of someone..cough Decadbol cough

**SwoleCat** · 11-20-2004, 06:51 PM

This is my favorite!

sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A ****ING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a ****ing candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: **** YOU DICKHEAD!!

LMFAO!!!

~SC~

**anaBROLIC** · 11-20-2004, 07:01 PM

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

hahahaha

**UrbanLegend** · 11-20-2004, 07:11 PM

Someone has too much time on their hands lol, I wonder if these were actual conversations that they had on AIM or something of if they just made it up. Either way it wouldn't suprise me........

**Sage** · 11-20-2004, 07:24 PM

very old stuff, but still LMFAO

**D-END** · 11-20-2004, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by bigrob33

reminds me of someone..cough Decadbol cough

hahaha sure does

**BigMike J** · 11-20-2004, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

This is my favorite!

sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A ****ING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a ****ing candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: **** YOU DICKHEAD!!

LMFAO!!!

~SC~

That's the funniest one on there.. HARRRR!

**jimmyivory** · 11-20-2004, 08:13 PM

"I put on my wizard robe and hat"

this is F*KING HILARIOUS
(bump)

**unemployed** · 11-22-2004, 04:08 PM

more i found

http://ehacked.com/front_page/articl...orribly_wrong/

http://www.mlcsmith.com/humor/cybersex/index.html

several pages on the second one. some are the same

**decadbal** · 11-22-2004, 04:17 PM

hahahahaha

**Maraxus** · 11-22-2004, 04:21 PM

lololol

**rugbyking** · 11-22-2004, 04:30 PM

im at work and i just read that and i busted out in tears. the last one where he wants her to be a pirate is just insane hahahahahahha. the part about making her a candy apple omfg ahahaha