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how many of you have problems m*sturbating cause the caluses on your hands are to big from liftin weights......its a total strain on my very small sex life, you know you've hit bottom when your dick goes limp when you put your hand in your pants........ohhhhhh its horrible.
nope...i gave up jerkin my gerkin over a year ago
boy, what in the world is wrong with you. Even you with a fiance you should be jerkin it a few times a weekQuote:
Originally Posted by ColdStone
Mine don't bother me. Why do you think god invented the pockey pussy. :D
thats a negative...i get just enough of this :banana: ...and besides im either home with her or the dog...and that would just be weird...lol..."hunny!...wtf is that noise?"Quote:
Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
hmmm........whats a decent model run?
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Originally Posted by ColdStone
first off, i'd rather jerk off than screw a :banana: freakin weird-o HOWEVER, it is not weird if it is YOUR dog.
lol...its weird if your dog is watching you...and knowing our dog he would try and lick my penis anyways...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
No problem here, I wear gloves to the gym and I have no caluses.
Just use more lube if your hands are rough... lol
a glove guy huh???...i never could get used to em...i like my manly handsQuote:
Originally Posted by fitnessNY
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Originally Posted by ColdStone
as long as someone's licking it right? thats all that matters bro.
no...i would rather not have a dog lick my penis...maybe you would though :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
whoa whoa, dont go makin assumptions here, i was jus ttryin to help you out........i aint into the beastiality brotha. Its fine, you stick with your :banana: :banana:
so you do like dogs? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
i like beagles, cause they howl a lot.
animal humpers must be banned......thats just repulsive.... :cool:
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Originally Posted by ColdStone
hey CS technically it wouldnt be cheating cause it is YOUR dog. :D
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You guys are sad.. When i need a jerkin i just call LMO and he gets the job done.. and then cooks me a meal..
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Use corn husker lotion to make your hands softer. Jergins for extra dry and damaged skin is good too. LOL Give the dog a bone, he might like it and you too ;-)
my rough hands dont bother me. if im in the mood for some self-satisfaction nothing can stop. if theres a will there a way bro:)
u better toughing that little pussy penis of yours up.
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Originally Posted by Decadbal
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Well, you know the statistics...Quote:
Originally Posted by ColdStone
90% of males say they masturbate... 10% lie. :wg:
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Originally Posted by Decadbal
http://www.thundersplace.com/forum/index.php?
Does PE stand for Penis Exercises?
Ditto! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Elliot
mann i can scrap ingrow hair with my hand!!! and i got those sand paper hands not just from lifting and it never bother me when jerking the meat... but i cant finger fuk a girl without it become a bloody mess!! :dg:
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Originally Posted by Elliot
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Originally Posted by Blown_SC
You bitches are mistaken..... you call each other. And keep it up you f*ckers...... you'll both get yours lol
You fukers got a meal?
We call each other to give each other verbal high-fives over the free meals we just scored... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by LeanMeOut
MJ - that's right, free meals :D
Hehe, I was thinking the exact same thing. Even with a gf who thinks I'm hot and wants to bone all the time, I still need it more!Quote:
Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
To answer your question, 1bc, I haven't worked out in the past 3 years without my beloved Harbinger gloves...=P I still get callous through my gloves and straps, but they are very very minor...=)
Girls don't like jacked up hands and the Clockworks is all about humpin the ladies...>=P