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    Maybe those dicksucking lips got the best of him...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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    D*mn now we will never find out.

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    Im bumping this thread...since hes back to the website..maybe he can give us the donwlow on what happened... let us have it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrob33
    Im bumping this thread...since hes back to the website..maybe he can give us the donwlow on what happened... let us have it!
    nice find! update us bro, why you frontin?

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    Another bump where you at MASS?



    I think Mass is in hiding for killing a tranny.

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    all right heres the story I called her up and she had forgetten all about the date. And she didnt even remember me and was rude as hell and hung up. So then my roid rage kicked in. I called her back and she didnt pick up so I left a bunch of nasty messages on her phone. Then had my friend call her and she picked up and I went off on her. She still didnt remember who the hell I was. Thats when I busted out the Jack Nicholson sound boards and prank called her bunch of times. She was so stupid she was arguing with the soundboard and yelling at it. Anyways that one didnt workout too well. But I got this other girl I see at my gym all the time. I was trying to bone her friend but that didnt workout becuase she was too stupid and ticked me off the first time we were supposed to hang out. But then the other night I saw her friend on the internet chat site and she didnt know it was me. We got to talking and then I convinced her to send me some naked pics. Thats when I revealed who I was and she was like **** I just sent you naked pics. But now shes horny as hell and wants to come over and bone tomorrow. One problem. She has a humongo butt and the naked pics she sent me look disgusting becuase she claims its a picture of her butt but it looks like something god knows what. She did have really nice tits in the pics she sent me. I dunno what to do. Cause I got this other internet date on friday with this really nice girl that I might actually date if it turns out well and this other chicks really really hot. Should I invite her over to massage me and I give her a massage and may be get a BJ? Or should I just blow her off and go out with the other girl friday. I'm thinking do both. advice needed bros. BTW if anyone wants to see that pic of that girl naked that maybe you can help me figure out what body part she sent me. Looks kinda like a coochie but a real nasty one like a headwound or something but she insists its her butt. If so shes got major hemmrhoids

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    all right heres the story I called her up and she had forgetten all about the date. And she didnt even remember me and was rude as hell and hung up. So then my roid rage kicked in. I called her back and she didnt pick up so I left a bunch of nasty messages on her phone. Then had my friend call her and she picked up and I went off on her. She still didnt remember who the hell I was. Thats when I busted out the Jack Nicholson sound boards and prank called her bunch of times. She was so stupid she was arguing with the soundboard and yelling at it. Anyways that one didnt workout too well. But I got this other girl I see at my gym all the time. I was trying to bone her friend but that didnt workout becuase she was too stupid and ticked me off the first time we were supposed to hang out. But then the other night I saw her friend on the internet chat site and she didnt know it was me. We got to talking and then I convinced her to send me some naked pics. Thats when I revealed who I was and she was like **** I just sent you naked pics. But now shes horny as hell and wants to come over and bone tomorrow. One problem. She has a humongo butt and the naked pics she sent me look disgusting becuase she claims its a picture of her butt but it looks like something god knows what. She did have really nice tits in the pics she sent me. I dunno what to do. Cause I got this other internet date on friday with this really nice girl that I might actually date if it turns out well and this other chicks really really hot. Should I invite her over to massage me and I give her a massage and may be get a BJ? Or should I just blow her off and go out with the other girl friday. I'm thinking do both. advice needed bros. BTW if anyone wants to see that pic of that girl naked that maybe you can help me figure out what body part she sent me. Looks kinda like a coochie but a real nasty one like a headwound or something but she insists its her butt. If so shes got major hemmrhoids


    Do em both just to find out who is better..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    all right heres the story I called her up and she had forgetten all about the date. And she didnt even remember me and was rude as hell and hung up. So then my roid rage kicked in. I called her back and she didnt pick up so I left a bunch of nasty messages on her phone. Then had my friend call her and she picked up and I went off on her. She still didnt remember who the hell I was. Thats when I busted out the Jack Nicholson sound boards and prank called her bunch of times. She was so stupid she was arguing with the soundboard and yelling at it. Anyways that one didnt workout too well. But I got this other girl I see at my gym all the time. I was trying to bone her friend but that didnt workout becuase she was too stupid and ticked me off the first time we were supposed to hang out. But then the other night I saw her friend on the internet chat site and she didnt know it was me. We got to talking and then I convinced her to send me some naked pics. Thats when I revealed who I was and she was like **** I just sent you naked pics. But now shes horny as hell and wants to come over and bone tomorrow. One problem. She has a humongo butt and the naked pics she sent me look disgusting becuase she claims its a picture of her butt but it looks like something god knows what. She did have really nice tits in the pics she sent me. I dunno what to do. Cause I got this other internet date on friday with this really nice girl that I might actually date if it turns out well and this other chicks really really hot. Should I invite her over to massage me and I give her a massage and may be get a BJ? Or should I just blow her off and go out with the other girl friday. I'm thinking do both. advice needed bros. BTW if anyone wants to see that pic of that girl naked that maybe you can help me figure out what body part she sent me. Looks kinda like a coochie but a real nasty one like a headwound or something but she insists its her butt. If so shes got major hemmrhoids
    2 Things...

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    Prank calls... man what are you 13?
    2, Reading what you said bro it honestly sounds like BS

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    i have seen that chick on porn sights
    Just adds to my case that this is BS.

    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    all right heres the story I called her up and she had forgetten all about the date. And she didnt even remember me and was rude as hell and hung up. So then my roid rage kicked in. I called her back and she didnt pick up so I left a bunch of nasty messages on her phone. Then had my friend call her and she picked up and I went off on her. She still didnt remember who the hell I was. Thats when I busted out the Jack Nicholson sound boards and prank called her bunch of times. She was so stupid she was arguing with the soundboard and yelling at it. Anyways that one didnt workout too well. But I got this other girl I see at my gym all the time. I was trying to bone her friend but that didnt workout becuase she was too stupid and ticked me off the first time we were supposed to hang out. But then the other night I saw her friend on the internet chat site and she didnt know it was me. We got to talking and then I convinced her to send me some naked pics. Thats when I revealed who I was and she was like **** I just sent you naked pics. But now shes horny as hell and wants to come over and bone tomorrow. One problem. She has a humongo butt and the naked pics she sent me look disgusting becuase she claims its a picture of her butt but it looks like something god knows what. She did have really nice tits in the pics she sent me. I dunno what to do. Cause I got this other internet date on friday with this really nice girl that I might actually date if it turns out well and this other chicks really really hot. Should I invite her over to massage me and I give her a massage and may be get a BJ? Or should I just blow her off and go out with the other girl friday. I'm thinking do both. advice needed bros. BTW if anyone wants to see that pic of that girl naked that maybe you can help me figure out what body part she sent me. Looks kinda like a coochie but a real nasty one like a headwound or something but she insists its her butt. If so shes got major hemmrhoids
    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    2 Things...

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    Prank calls... man what are you 13?
    2, Reading what you said bro it honestly sounds like BS

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    That story is kinda fishy! Tell us what really happened! You went out on your date with "man-thing" didn't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    Just adds to my case that this is BS.


    HAH ok dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    HAH ok dude

    Seriously bro though, just re-read your most recent post, about what happened...

    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    all right heres the story I called her up and she had forgetten all about the date. And she didnt even remember me and was rude as hell and hung up. So then my roid rage kicked in. I called her back and she didnt pick up so I left a bunch of nasty messages on her phone. Then had my friend call her and she picked up and I went off on her. She still didnt remember who the hell I was. Thats when I busted out the Jack Nicholson sound boards and prank called her bunch of times.
    I mean that sounds like a TONNE of BS.

    Oh oh oh.. theres more!

    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    But then the other night I saw her friend on the internet chat site and she didnt know it was me. We got to talking and then I convinced her to send me some naked pics. Thats when I revealed who I was and she was like **** I just sent you naked pics. But now shes horny as hell and wants to come over and bone tomorrow. One problem. She has a humongo butt and the naked pics she sent me look disgusting becuase she claims its a picture of her butt but it looks like something god knows what.

    Im sorry bro, but we really need some air freshener in here, it stinks

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    Seriously bro though, just re-read your most recent post, about what happened...



    I mean that sounds like a TONNE of BS.

    Oh oh oh.. theres more!




    Im sorry bro, but we really need some air freshener in here, it stinks

    well since I know my life and youre in the UK and have no clue you are coming off as a real douche to me. And since this it the post that really pissed me off last time i'm not going to reply to it anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    well since I know my life and youre in the UK and have no clue you are coming off as a real douche to me. And since this it the post that really pissed me off last time i'm not going to reply to it anymore

    LOL! I'll give ya a week, a week tops and you'll be back replying to this thread!

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    Maraxus, Brian11 now MASStermind?..............When will the internet girlfriends stop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by big k.l.g
    Maraxus, Brian11 now MASStermind?..............When will the internet girlfriends stop?
    Haha

    MASSstermind is an "E"Pimp, he has lots and lots of "E"Girlfriends

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    Hey all, well its 3am in the UK and im up for work at 6:30am!

    I will leave you all to make up your own minds!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    Haha

    MASSstermind is an "E"Pimp, he has lots and lots of "E"Girlfriends
    I laughed so hard that one nearly choked me.

    Marriage. for all who forgot

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    Quote Originally Posted by big k.l.g
    I laughed so hard that one nearly choked me.

    Marriage. for all who forgot
    haha this is all soo funny!

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    ... hhahaah whatever happened to Brian11? Disappeared? MIA

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    all right heres the story I called her up and she had forgetten all about the date. And she didnt even remember me and was rude as hell and hung up. So then my roid rage kicked in. I called her back and she didnt pick up so I left a bunch of nasty messages on her phone. Then had my friend call her and she picked up and I went off on her. She still didnt remember who the hell I was. Thats when I busted out the Jack Nicholson sound boards and prank called her bunch of times. She was so stupid she was arguing with the soundboard and yelling at it. Anyways that one didnt workout too well. But I got this other girl I see at my gym all the time. I was trying to bone her friend but that didnt workout becuase she was too stupid and ticked me off the first time we were supposed to hang out. But then the other night I saw her friend on the internet chat site and she didnt know it was me. We got to talking and then I convinced her to send me some naked pics. Thats when I revealed who I was and she was like **** I just sent you naked pics. But now shes horny as hell and wants to come over and bone tomorrow. One problem. She has a humongo butt and the naked pics she sent me look disgusting becuase she claims its a picture of her butt but it looks like something god knows what. She did have really nice tits in the pics she sent me. I dunno what to do. Cause I got this other internet date on friday with this really nice girl that I might actually date if it turns out well and this other chicks really really hot. Should I invite her over to massage me and I give her a massage and may be get a BJ? Or should I just blow her off and go out with the other girl friday. I'm thinking do both. advice needed bros. BTW if anyone wants to see that pic of that girl naked that maybe you can help me figure out what body part she sent me. Looks kinda like a coochie but a real nasty one like a headwound or something but she insists its her butt. If so shes got major hemmrhoids
    send the pics, we need evidence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spyder
    italian chicks blow really well .... hispanics just know how to F*ck!!!!
    (im italian)
    Hispanics can blow good too!!! Especially mexican women....OMG!!!!

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    MASStermind post or PM me the pics you pimp or don't talk about it...

    I hate when I hear these stories and there's no pics... Big booty is fine by me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    MASStermind post or PM me the pics you pimp or don't talk about it...

    I hate when I hear these stories and there's no pics... Big booty is fine by me...
    Me too....let's see it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    Me too....let's see it!!

    if you wanna see the pics IM big KLG i sent them to him he might still have them or PM me i cant post them here since they are butt naked

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    if you wanna see the pics IM big KLG i sent them to him he might still have them or PM me i cant post them here since they are butt naked
    Really? You have my e-mail addy? i didn't get ****! If you did sent them resend.......... [email protected].

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    well since I know my life and youre in the UK and have no clue you are coming off as a real douche to me. And since this it the post that really pissed me off last time i'm not going to reply to it anymore
    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    LOL! I'll give ya a week, a week tops and you'll be back replying to this thread!
    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    if you wanna see the pics IM big KLG i sent them to him he might still have them or PM me i cant post them here since they are butt naked

    You didnt even last a week bro. Youve decided to leave and rejoin twice now

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    nevermind it was getinbig that i emailed them to. ask him for them

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    Quote Originally Posted by big k.l.g
    Really? You have my e-mail addy? i didn't get ****! If you did sent them resend.......... [email protected].
    Why is he sending you naked picture BIG??????
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Why is he sending you naked picture BIG??????
    Cuz i'm GHEY It's some pics of a "woman".

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    looks like an adams apple to me
    LMFAO! This thread is funny, but you were asking for trouble putting her pic up. She's cute, have fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by big k.l.g
    Cuz i'm GHEY It's some pics of a "woman".
    LOL stick to that story.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    The most funny ass thread in a long time...
    I love being entertained and this did it...

    Quote Originally Posted by WS6_KID
    LMFAO! This thread is funny, but you were asking for trouble putting her pic up. She's cute, have fun

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    allright just met this girl off the net I said was coming up friday and she was pretty **** good. Thank god 17 is legal where I live. I love women age 17-20 after that they usually just grow these things called brains and they really start to annoy me. Girl was so shy she couldnt look at me finally when the lights went out she looked at me. After about 3 hours of making out i was getting ready to drop her home and I asked her why she wont look at me and she said cause i'm too hot amd she has never been around such a hot guy. I felt like a super stud Going to hit the gym tomorrow morning with her and hang out the rest of the day. BTW she wanted the sausage real bad but said she wants to wait. So hopefully I can work on her some more tomorrow and put the sausage in the bun.

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    Sausage in the Bun is just to funny... Just say you're gonna give it to her...

    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    BTW she wanted the sausage real bad but said she wants to wait. So hopefully I can work on her some more tomorrow and put the sausage in the bun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    allright just met this girl off the net I said was coming up friday and she was pretty **** good. Thank god 17 is legal where I live. I love women age 17-20 after that they usually just grow these things called brains and they really start to annoy me. Girl was so shy she couldnt look at me finally when the lights went out she looked at me. After about 3 hours of making out i was getting ready to drop her home and I asked her why she wont look at me and she said cause i'm too hot amd she has never been around such a hot guy. I felt like a super stud Going to hit the gym tomorrow morning with her and hang out the rest of the day. BTW she wanted the sausage real bad but said she wants to wait. So hopefully I can work on her some more tomorrow and put the sausage in the bun.
    too hot huh, yeah I get that all the time too

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    No pics, "too hot". It's getting deep people, put your hip waiders on and grab a shovel.

    *unrelated note, I own page four.

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