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11-27-2004, 03:35 PM #81AR Hall of Fame
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He has left this board.
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11-27-2004, 04:13 PM #82
Maybe those dicksucking lips got the best of him...
Who knows, but I'm dieing for an update to this...
Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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11-27-2004, 04:26 PM #83Originally Posted by SwoleCat
Oh too bad
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11-27-2004, 04:30 PM #84Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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12-08-2004, 07:09 PM #85
Im bumping this thread...since hes back to the website..maybe he can give us the donwlow on what happened... let us have it!
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12-08-2004, 07:10 PM #86Originally Posted by bigrob33
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12-08-2004, 08:03 PM #87VET Retired
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Big facking B.U.M.P! Common MASS! Don't keep us waiting.
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12-08-2004, 08:16 PM #88
Another bump where you at MASS?
I think Mass is in hiding for killing a tranny.
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12-08-2004, 08:18 PM #89
all right heres the story I called her up and she had forgetten all about the date. And she didnt even remember me and was rude as hell and hung up. So then my roid rage kicked in. I called her back and she didnt pick up so I left a bunch of nasty messages on her phone. Then had my friend call her and she picked up and I went off on her. She still didnt remember who the hell I was. Thats when I busted out the Jack Nicholson sound boards and prank called her bunch of times. She was so stupid she was arguing with the soundboard and yelling at it. Anyways that one didnt workout too well. But I got this other girl I see at my gym all the time. I was trying to bone her friend but that didnt workout becuase she was too stupid and ticked me off the first time we were supposed to hang out. But then the other night I saw her friend on the internet chat site and she didnt know it was me. We got to talking and then I convinced her to send me some naked pics. Thats when I revealed who I was and she was like **** I just sent you naked pics. But now shes horny as hell and wants to come over and bone tomorrow. One problem. She has a humongo butt and the naked pics she sent me look disgusting becuase she claims its a picture of her butt but it looks like something god knows what. She did have really nice tits in the pics she sent me. I dunno what to do. Cause I got this other internet date on friday with this really nice girl that I might actually date if it turns out well and this other chicks really really hot. Should I invite her over to massage me and I give her a massage and may be get a BJ? Or should I just blow her off and go out with the other girl friday. I'm thinking do both. advice needed bros. BTW if anyone wants to see that pic of that girl naked that maybe you can help me figure out what body part she sent me. Looks kinda like a coochie but a real nasty one like a headwound or something but she insists its her butt. If so shes got major hemmrhoids
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12-08-2004, 08:22 PM #90Originally Posted by MASStermind
Do em both just to find out who is better..
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12-08-2004, 08:22 PM #91Originally Posted by MASStermind
1, Prank calls... man what are you 13?
2, Reading what you said bro it honestly sounds like BS
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12-08-2004, 08:26 PM #92Originally Posted by gsxxr
Originally Posted by MASStermindOriginally Posted by MESSY_UK
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12-08-2004, 08:29 PM #93VET Retired
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That story is kinda fishy! Tell us what really happened! You went out on your date with "man-thing" didn't you?
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12-08-2004, 08:31 PM #94Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
HAH ok dude
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12-08-2004, 08:34 PM #95Originally Posted by MASStermind
Seriously bro though, just re-read your most recent post, about what happened...
Originally Posted by MASStermind
Oh oh oh.. theres more!
Originally Posted by MASStermind
Im sorry bro, but we really need some air freshener in here, it stinks
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12-08-2004, 08:36 PM #96Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
well since I know my life and youre in the UK and have no clue you are coming off as a real douche to me. And since this it the post that really pissed me off last time i'm not going to reply to it anymore
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12-08-2004, 08:39 PM #97Originally Posted by MASStermind
LOL! I'll give ya a week, a week tops and you'll be back replying to this thread!
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12-08-2004, 08:43 PM #98VET Retired
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Maraxus, Brian11 now MASStermind?..............When will the internet girlfriends stop?
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12-08-2004, 08:45 PM #99Originally Posted by big k.l.g
MASSstermind is an "E"Pimp, he has lots and lots of "E"Girlfriends
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12-08-2004, 08:54 PM #100
Hey all, well its 3am in the UK and im up for work at 6:30am!
I will leave you all to make up your own minds!
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12-08-2004, 08:58 PM #101VET Retired
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Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
Marriage. for all who forgot
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12-08-2004, 09:32 PM #102Originally Posted by big k.l.g
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12-08-2004, 09:38 PM #103Spyder Guest
... hhahaah whatever happened to Brian11? Disappeared? MIA
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12-08-2004, 11:41 PM #104Originally Posted by MASStermind
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12-09-2004, 08:19 AM #105Originally Posted by Spyder
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12-09-2004, 11:07 AM #106
MASStermind post or PM me the pics you pimp or don't talk about it...
I hate when I hear these stories and there's no pics... Big booty is fine by me...
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12-09-2004, 03:56 PM #107Originally Posted by buff87
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12-09-2004, 05:36 PM #108Originally Posted by Monkeytown
if you wanna see the pics IM big KLG i sent them to him he might still have them or PM me i cant post them here since they are butt naked
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12-09-2004, 05:47 PM #109VET Retired
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Originally Posted by MASStermind
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12-09-2004, 05:48 PM #110Originally Posted by MASStermindOriginally Posted by MESSY_UKOriginally Posted by MASStermind
You didnt even last a week bro. Youve decided to leave and rejoin twice now
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12-09-2004, 06:17 PM #111
nevermind it was getinbig that i emailed them to. ask him for them
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12-09-2004, 06:37 PM #112Originally Posted by big k.l.g1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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12-09-2004, 06:49 PM #113VET Retired
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Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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12-09-2004, 07:02 PM #114Originally Posted by mass junkie
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12-09-2004, 07:09 PM #115Originally Posted by big k.l.g1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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12-10-2004, 01:35 AM #116
The most funny ass thread in a long time...
I love being entertained and this did it...
Originally Posted by WS6_KID
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12-10-2004, 10:23 PM #117
allright just met this girl off the net I said was coming up friday and she was pretty **** good. Thank god 17 is legal where I live. I love women age 17-20 after that they usually just grow these things called brains and they really start to annoy me. Girl was so shy she couldnt look at me finally when the lights went out she looked at me. After about 3 hours of making out i was getting ready to drop her home and I asked her why she wont look at me and she said cause i'm too hot amd she has never been around such a hot guy. I felt like a super stud Going to hit the gym tomorrow morning with her and hang out the rest of the day. BTW she wanted the sausage real bad but said she wants to wait. So hopefully I can work on her some more tomorrow and put the sausage in the bun.
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12-10-2004, 11:13 PM #118
Sausage in the Bun is just to funny... Just say you're gonna give it to her...
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12-10-2004, 11:59 PM #119Anabolic Member
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Originally Posted by MASStermind
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12-11-2004, 01:10 AM #120
No pics, "too hot". It's getting deep people, put your hip waiders on and grab a shovel.
*unrelated note, I own page four.
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