If you were on Death Row.....

[KeyMastur]

what would your last meal be ???

[palme]

300g chicken, 100g potatoes, brocolli, a big glas of water and a protein bar.

[Full Intensity]

i would want one of everything, i'd want the noah's arc equivalent of food

[EXCESS]

Cheeseburgers, but I'd refer to them as "The Governor's Wife" because if that bastard isn't going to give me a stay of execution I want him to know that I ate his wife.

[str82hellnback]

Primary Function: Intercontinental ballistic missile
Contractor: Boeing Co.
Power Plant: Three solid-propellant rocket motors; first stage - Thiokol; second stage - Aerojet-General; third stage - United Technologies Chemical Systems Division
Length: 59.9 feet (18 meters)
Weight: 79,432 pounds (32,158 kilograms)
Diameter: 5.5 feet (1.67 meters)
Range: 6,000-plus miles (5,218 nautical miles)
Speed: Approximately 15,000 mph (Mach 23 or 24,000 kph) at burnout
Ceiling: 700 miles (1,120 kilometers)
Thrust: First stage, 202,600 pounds
Load: Re-entry vehicle: Lockheed Martin Missiles and Space MK 12 or MK 12A
Guidance systems: Inertial system: Boeing North American; ground electronic/security system: Sylvania Electronics Systems and Boeing Co.
Unit cost: $7 million
Date deployed: June 1970, production cessation: December 1978
Inventory: Active force, 500; Reserve, 0; ANG, 0


I just want to have access to the control panel to one of these. then we'd see who fries

[RageControl]

hmmm last meal only one thing comes to mind...... PUSSAAAY!

[Warrior]

Low Carbs - so i hold less water and dodge the shock

[thegame01]

MRP! what?

ya right i would have to go with a poutine ,some pizza caserol,a burger,and a whole pan of my very own
Bluberry bonanza

Then i would be so full i would want to die lol

GZ

[Jack87]

I'd go with 10 Philly cheesesteaks from Jim's on South Street and shortly there after I'm sure I would drop dead of a heart attack from all the fat and grease and the fuckers would be pissed for not getting the satisfaction of killing my ass themselves

[FmRommel]

Nothin...I want to look good in the Box!

[KeyMastur]

ok, this didn't turn out like i thought it would. was hoping people would take it a little more serious, but oh well, what am i gonna do but :cry

for me, it would be a filet mignon, medium rare, baked potato with cheese, a little butter, a1 bold & spicy, mrs. smith's blueberry cobbler with some bluebell french vanilla ice cream on top

[Red Ketchup]

I don't care what... I'd just eat and eat and eat until I cannot fit any more food in... and the eat more. I'd eat to the point where they have to roll me.

I want the last laugh on them when I croak... they get to clean up the mess when convultions hit the stomach and all the muscles and sphyncters relax once and for all.

Red

[cooksbrut]

a large bottle of maylox so they have to spend hours cleaning up my shit

[Big "D" Daddy]

A slab of jabbo and a glass of posky juice.

[trimunex]

A plate of fried calimari with cocktail sauce and about 2 dozen Maryland crab cakes. Ohhh boy ....

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[Cali]

If they're gonna fry me anyway just kill me and get it over with.

[Red Ketchup]

Originally posted by Cali
If they're gonna fry me anyway just kill me and get it over with.

Ah, so you're saying you'll have McDonalds?

Red

[Colibri]

A shotgun with a lot of ammo.

Yes, I will 'eat' that. *Ahem*

[EXCESS]

If I was really on death row I would request that my last meal be given to a homeless person. At least someone would be able to think of me as a good person after I'm gone.

[ripped4fsu]

13 puddin pops

[Red Ketchup]

I wouldn't mind a few bags of almond M&M's.

Red

[ripped4fsu]

Originally posted by KeyMastur
for me, it would be a filet mignon, medium rare, baked potato with cheese, a little butter, a1 bold & spicy, mrs. smith's blueberry cobbler with some bluebell french vanilla ice cream on top

GD!! just reading that made my mouth start watering!!

[The Baron]

Originally posted by EXCESS
If I was really on death row I would request that my last meal be given to a homeless person. At least someone would be able to think of me as a good person after I'm gone.

Awwwwwwww.... dat's so SHWEEEET!!!

Actually, I understand the "anything you want" last meal is a myth. They give you anything you want from what they have available. In other words, if the two entrees for the day are chili mac and pinto beans over rice, you get anything you want, as long as it is one of those things. Of course, they probably wouldn't mind boiling up a hot dog or something... I am sure the cons in the kitchen would be happy to make you a nice dagwood or something, but they aren't gonna go out and buy something special for you. After all, this is supposed to be punishment.

[Cycleon]

maybe a good deal of silicon rubber

But if you were actually in such a situation - I would think that you would have far more important things to be sorting out than choice of cuisine - eternity becons, best get strait with THE BIG MAN and not worry too much about the little one in blue outside your cell.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

My last meal would be...........
Screw the last meal, I'd ask for a few hours with one hot broad.
Atleast I'd die a sexually satisfied man.

[Stormrider]

Big ass Chinese Buffet.

[BOUNCER]

Guinness and oysters.

Bouncer

[FireFighter]

I don't think i could eat man.. or maybe everything on the mcdonalds menu! hehe

[EXCESS]

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

While you're checking the meals, notice how the number of executions keeps increasing every year. Thats some system of detering crime!

[ripped4fsu]

Sure it works as a deterrent... those pieces of shit will never murder anyone else...

Actually,, IMO the death penalty is not a deterrent... its justice... "Revenge" if you will... barbaric you say?! Ask the family member of someone who was brutally murdered if they thank so...
Sorry, but I say, "An eye for an eye~let ‘em fry…"

[manijak]

Originally posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
Guinness and oysters.

Bouncer

so u can die with a boner? hehehehehehhehehehe

[manijak]

excess I second that......
Fact is :100 out of 800 people in death row have been proven innocent....in the last 10 years.,...and that's only the ones who have been proven innocent.......
Other fact: 20% of people in deth row are mentally challenged ....most of them convicted with no other proof other than a signed confession...obtained by the pigs after 48 hours of interrogation without a lawyer present....and as we have recently seen with the kids from Central park it's not only the retards signing their death sentences....

[David B.]

I'd get a pepperoni pizza, but only if they could get one that didn't come from a national pizza chain. I want one made by a real Italian.

--dnb

[meat]

a fat azz T-BONE with corn and taters.id go out like a man

[workdude]

Why eat your going too die....I'd skip the meal as my last act of self control....

[Gilster]

A big ass 5 lb main lobster tail, a 2 inch thick filet mignone, a baked potato loaded, and a banana split.

[statuZ]

alaskian king crab legs, and a smoothie and a chiptole!

[D-END]

I would have my mom make me pancakes. Then I would want a spicy chicken sandwich from wendys, chicken sub from quiznos, gallon of 1% milk, and cripsy creams.

[BajanBastard]

A huge piece of slow roasted pork with sweet potatoes and cheese cake.

[MASStermind]

I wouldnt eat a **** thing i'd be freaking out so bad. Instead i'd ask for some porn and just beat off in my cell as many times as I could. Always enjoyed beating off a lot more than eating. If i didnt beat off somuch i'd have a lot more time to eat and get more out of my cycle.