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    Fess up......you couldn't get the day off either huh?

    Day after turkey day and I'm sitting in an office, which houses about 3000 folks, with maybe ten other people. Appernatly we all drew the short straw. hahahaha

    All right then........who embarassed themselves by trying to eat a whole turkey....don't leave me hanging on this one....someone better step up and admit it as well....I don't want to be the only person to have tried this. Btw.....I couldn't finish one wing....**** it, couldn't even match last years record. And last year it was a 14 pound bird...this years was 2 pounds less. We won't discuss pie consumption....did you know one container of Cool-Whip just does cover one pumpkin pie? hahahahahaha

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    yah I have to go to work 12p-10p....I'm not real happy about that...I did not eat much turkey...but I did eat a whole pie....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by workdude
    yah I have to go to work 12p-10p....I'm not real happy about that...I did not eat much turkey...but I did eat a whole pie....LOL
    I wouldn't eat mush turkey either. Man that sounds nasty. hahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    I wouldn't eat mush turkey either. Man that sounds nasty. hahahahahaha
    I corrected it...very funny thought...LOL

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    Count me in(to the "I'm a loser and have to work today" club). :spudniklu

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    Yep,

    At work today

    Nope I didn't eat the whole turkey; I did eat too d@mn much though


    We started with appetizers at 12:00, shrimp, crackers and pepperoni with cheese, pickled mushrooms, and fried wontons then went on too the main course around 3:00, turkey, dressing, corn, green beans, sweet potato casserole, turnips, and so on, then deserts around 5:00, pumpkin pie, ice cream, fruit, and of course Banana Pudding, which I helped myself to 2nds and 3rds,


    Then I proceeded to crashed on the couch and went into a coma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    Yep,

    At work today

    Nope I didn't eat the whole turkey; I did eat too d@mn much though


    We started with appetizers at 12:00, shrimp, crackers and pepperoni with cheese, pickled mushrooms, and fried wontons then went on too the main course around 3:00, turkey, dressing, corn, green beans, sweet potato casserole, turnips, and so on, then deserts around 5:00, pumpkin pie, ice cream, fruit, and of course Banana Pudding, which I helped myself to 2nds and 3rds,


    Then I proceeded to crashed on the couch and went into a coma.
    Only 5 hours of eating? And you call yourself a bald 220+ pound man! Sad......just sad. hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    Only 5 hours of eating? And you call yourself a bald 220+ pound man! Sad......just sad. hahahaha

    220 my @ss, I'll go at least 320lb this morning....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    220 my @ss, I'll go at least 320lb this morning....
    Set down the rest of those turkeys and the three pies you have in your pocket before you step on the scale. hahhahhhahahaa

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    Im here, juggs you know how I feel.

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    F work, I am in, markets should be closed today it is completely stupid. Oh and gravy can go on anything!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RJM03
    Oh and gravy can go on anything!
    We'll see......I'm pouring some over my gym bag as we speak. hahahahaha

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    I'm on leave naannananana

    I was good and didn't eat much at all . More turkey than anything else.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
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    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

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    im off on fridays either way...

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    its so nice to work in support if the stores are open i have to be here, theres only 4 ppl in the whole dept and everyone else took the day off bastards

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    I am off work today as i work in a Child Support Services office.

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    Yep sittin my sorry ass here at work right now. Ate a whole hell of alot of everything yesterday.

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    had to work today too!


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    I took the week off. You know, had to get rested up for the eating.

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