ideas needed! signing up on a sex dating site right now.

**Beefbody** · 11-26-2004, 06:36 PM

i am currently signing up on a sex dating site my buddy is on to get some muff, he has threw down on 2 girls in the last 3 weeks or so off it so i am going to give it a try!
i am at the part where i need to make up

1. a introduction title
2. describe myself
3. what am i looking for in a partner

any ideas would be great i want to make this good and have some fun.

**TheDfromGC** · 11-26-2004, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Beefbody

i am currently signing up on a sex dating site my buddy is on to get some muff, he has threw down on 2 girls in the last 3 weeks or so off it so i am going to give it a try!
i am at the part where i need to make up

1. a introduction title
2. describe myself
3. what am i looking for in a partner

any ideas would be great i want to make this good and have some fun.

u want other people to describe yourself and tell u what ur looking for in a partner???

**houseofpain** · 11-26-2004, 08:21 PM

sounds very desperate.
~HOP

**Beefbody** · 11-26-2004, 08:29 PM

sometimes you guys read things wrong i know! just want ideas i mean this is a sex site. and im not desperate just want to try it for the fun of it ya know..
cant hold that against a bro

**Prime** · 11-26-2004, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by Beefbody

i am currently signing up on a sex dating site my buddy is on to get some muff, he has threw down on 2 girls in the last 3 weeks or so off it so i am going to give it a try!
i am at the part where i need to make up

1. a introduction title
2. describe myself
3. what am i looking for in a partner

any ideas would be great i want to make this good and have some fun.

. a introduction title: Desparate male looking for female or post op transexual between 80lbs-800lbs for casual love making. Must supply own food and breathing equipment if a fatty.

2. describe myself: I am a sexually frustrated male, deparate for some action. Easy and a total slut when drunk. I smell mildly of fish but insignificant whencompared to my uncontrolable desire to say the alphabet backwards while screwing.

3. what am i looking for in a partner: Myself hopefully.

Copy this word for word and you will be gettin A+ ladies

**Sage** · 11-26-2004, 08:36 PM

this is the same guy who hides his gear in the dumpster and mad because his girl threw it away with everything else......grow up and get a life

**1badcamaro** · 11-26-2004, 09:08 PM

bad choice man, any girl that joins a site like this is already so dirty that no man she meets in public will hit it......bad bad move if you ask me. If you're that desperate, buy a hooker.

**tycin** · 11-26-2004, 09:46 PM

u wanna fuk hot bitches go to the club! its not hard to take home girls from there!

**GORILA-UNIT** · 11-26-2004, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by TheDfromGC

u want other people to describe yourself and tell u what ur looking for in a partner???

.

lmao

**LeanMeOut** · 11-27-2004, 12:14 AM

So you got rid of your GF you were talking about in the steroid section?? The one who threw away your gear lol

**TheDfromGC** · 11-27-2004, 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by tycin

u wanna fuk hot bitches go to the club! its not hard to take home girls from there!

i must be going to the wrong clubs...

**houseofpain** · 11-27-2004, 12:31 AM

just put desperate sexually frustrated male is searching for the following:
8-80 blind/crippled/crazy and if they cant walk you will carry them. i am sure you will do fine.
~HOP

**Rob** · 11-27-2004, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by LeanMeOut

So you got rid of your GF you were talking about in the steroid section?? The one who threw away your gear lol

lol sounds like it

**WS6_KID** · 11-27-2004, 12:43 PM

Well i'm glad you got rid of her.

I'd suggest looking around at what other guys are writing just to get a feel and make up your own, I wouldnt expect to get any real help here on this topic