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    Your Boss

    Differences Between You and Your Boss

    When you take a long time, you're slow.
    When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
    When you don't do it, you're lazy.
    When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
    When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
    When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
    When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
    When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
    When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
    When your boss does it, he's being firm.
    When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
    When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
    When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
    When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
    When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
    When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
    When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
    When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
    When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
    When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

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    Re: Your Boss

    So true!

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    True but then i have been a boss of a dept as well so I was in the middle what happens then LOL

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