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    Dear Santa

    > Dear Sana
    > I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boyall yeer.
    > Yer Frend,
    > BiLLy
    > Dear Billy,
    > Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about
    > I
    send you a ****ing book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell

    > Santa
    > ------------------------------------------------------------
    > Dear Santa,
    > I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is
    > peace
    and joy in the world for everybody! Love,
    > Sarah
    > Dear Sarah,
    > You're parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
    > Santa
    > ----------------------------------------------------------
    > Dear Santa,
    > I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a
    > drum
    kit, a pony and a tuba.
    > Love, Francis
    > Dear Francis,
    > Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay.
    > Santa
    > ------------------------------------------------------------
    > Dear Santa,
    > I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for
    your reindeer outside the back door.
    > Love, Susan
    > Dear Susan,
    > Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when
    riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.
    > Santa
    > -------------------------------------------------------
    > Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you
    > busy
    making toys?
    > Your friend,
    > Thomas
    > Dear Thomas,
    > All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend
    most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the c raps table. Hey, you wanted to know.

    > Santa
    > ------------------------------------------------------------
    > Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when
    we're awake, like in the song?
    > Love, Jessica
    > Dear Jessica,
    > Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm
    > skipping
    your house.
    > Santa
    > -------------------------------------------------------------! !
    > Dear Santa,
    > I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE
    > PLEASE
    could I have one?
    > Timmy
    > Timmy,
    > That whiney begging **** may work with your folks, but that crap
    > doesn't
    work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
    > Santa
    > -------------------------------------------------------------
    > Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get
    > into
    our home?
    > Love, Marky
    > Mark,
    > First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your
    > Ass
    whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. The Third, I get inside your pad Just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.

    > Sweet Dreams, Santa

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    i remember tha from last year, and i still love it..

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    nice one og very funny

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    haha lol.

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    ridin dirty
    pretty good

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    Thats some funny ****....

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