saw this on another board and thought it was hilarious:
JINGLE WHILE I'M GAY
JINGLE WHILE I'M GAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO BE GAY
DASHING THOUGH THE MEN
IN A ONE OPEN BUTTHOLE
OVER THE MEN I GO
SUCKING POLE ALL THE WAY
HERE I'M SINGING
MAKING SPIRITS BRIGHT
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO BE GAY TONIGHT