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    1000th POST!!!!!!!!

    I have been here only 4 years and I am already at 1000 posts!!! Do I get a name change?!!!!! I want a custom title!!

    Sorry... A little chilish I know.

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    congrats on the accomplishment...that's something to cherish...tell chicks that when you go out, it's a great line...trust me

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    LMFAO!!! Thats good stuff 50

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    Quote Originally Posted by 50%Natural
    congrats on the accomplishment...that's something to cherish...tell chicks that when you go out, it's a great line...trust me

    Works for me

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    ****... I had no idea of the power!! I feel it already! I may go try it right now... does it help with the better halves?? Or just the strange??



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    both, just wait till you hit 4k...that night I took home three playmates and had my girlfriend walk in on me and watch...good times

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    hahaha I am about to change my post count in about 3 seconds if that is true! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by 50%Natural
    both, just wait till you hit 4k...that night I took home three playmates and had my girlfriend walk in on me and watch...good times
    LOL...Can I start hanging out with you?

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    no ****, I want to move to where ever he lives, that would be the life

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    thats great! now get back on the corner and make me some money whore

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    nice one sheriff

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    Congrats bro.. but let me tell you i hit 4k and my penis is still the same size.. mass hit 4k and grew 5 inches in height.. i think its kind of unfair..

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    Thumbs down lamest thread ever

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    LMAO @ 50%

    I'm waiting for 5,000 posts and then my girl promised me she would join in...

    Quote Originally Posted by 50%Natural
    both, just wait till you hit 4k...that night I took home three playmates and had my girlfriend walk in on me and watch...good times

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    Quote Originally Posted by 956Vette

    @ Vette

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    I recently joined the "over 1000 post club" too. My life is now complete....

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    working on that one myself... Congrats... It's only taken me close to 2 years to get here haha

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    Congrats to both you and GQ... I like it..

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    Congrats system admin....LOL

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    chicks dig it when you become a senior member, i dont know what's wrong with elliot, but mine grew 5 inches at 2K.....bringin me up to a grand total of well, 5 ?! congrats brotha!!

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    Can we vote on a name change
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    this is the best post-whoring i've ever seen

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    Don't feel too bad. I have been here even longer and I still don't have 700 posts. Your ahead of me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilster
    Don't feel too bad. I have been here even longer and I still don't have 700 posts. Your ahead of me.

    I just broke 600 today....i average less than two post per day
    Last edited by D-END; 12-01-2004 at 02:56 PM.

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    This is a total outrage! How in the hell did this happen? One minute you're a newbie administrator...the next you have over a thousand posts. What next? Cats sleeping with dogs can't be far off is my best guess! The least you could do to set the natural order of things back to normal by banning Mass. Then you could do what Cycleon does and absorb his post count.....but then that could throw the earth of it's axis. Still the whole banning thing of Mass has to have an upside to it.....it just has too.

    Also.......at a 1000 posts I think it's safe to say you can have another avatar....please....I beg of you....something more fitting of a man of your stature.....maybe that monkey humping a robot pic Vette put up would do the trick. hahahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    Also.......at a 1000 posts I think it's safe to say you can have another avatar....please....I beg of you....something more fitting of a man of your stature.....maybe that monkey humping a robot pic Vette put up would do the trick. hahahahahahahaha
    I think we can come up with something a little more creative...and demeaning

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
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    Quote Originally Posted by D-END
    I just broke 600 today....i average less than two post per day
    I got you beat. I average 0.54 posts per day, and I think that is too high. I would have at least 720 posts for the last 2 years alone if that were true. I think it is more like 0.25 posts per day. Call me a post whore.

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    So let me get this straight you got 1000 posts in 4 years so that averages 250 posts a year 20.83 posts a monrh 5.2075 posts a week so forth and so on.Coming to this conclusion this suggests that you are not on here as much as you should which leads me to 3 theories on why you aren't on here all the time.

    First theory is that you are a whore and have tons of women come over to your house to jump your bone in which case we would consider you a hero and construct a statue in your honor plus we would want directions to your house so we can get on this action.

    Second theory you go door to door selling tupperware to old ladies in baggy clothing in which case you would not be our hero and we would then rib you silly and make fun of your genitalia.

    Third theory you spend all this time trying to stop that blinking 12:00 on your VCR in which case we would tell you to GET A ****ING DVD PLAYER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD on top of that we would make fun of you that you still play the atari 2600 come on man space invaders went out a long time ago Halo 2 is in get a Xbox bro.

    Just my .02 so don't flame this statement was brought to you by AR Inc making men studs women horny and Deca well since he swings the other way we won't mention him

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    Quote Originally Posted by IntensityX
    So let me get this straight you got 1000 posts in 4 years so that averages 250 posts a year 20.83 posts a monrh 5.2075 posts a week so forth and so on.Coming to this conclusion this suggests that you are not on here as much as you should which leads me to 3 theories on why you aren't on here all the time.

    First theory is that you are a whore and have tons of women come over to your house to jump your bone in which case we would consider you a hero and construct a statue in your honor plus we would want directions to your house so we can get on this action.

    Second theory you go door to door selling tupperware to old ladies in baggy clothing in which case you would not be our hero and we would then rib you silly and make fun of your genitalia.

    Third theory you spend all this time trying to stop that blinking 12:00 on your VCR in which case we would tell you to GET A ****ING DVD PLAYER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD on top of that we would make fun of you that you still play the atari 2600 come on man space invaders went out a long time ago Halo 2 is in get a Xbox bro.

    Just my .02 so don't flame this statement was brought to you by AR Inc making men studs women horny and Deca well since he swings the other way we won't mention him
    what ?? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by IntensityX
    So let me get this straight you got 1000 posts in 4 years so that averages 250 posts a year 20.83 posts a monrh 5.2075 posts a week so forth and so on.Coming to this conclusion this suggests that you are not on here as much as you should which leads me to 3 theories on why you aren't on here all the time.

    First theory is that you are a whore and have tons of women come over to your house to jump your bone in which case we would consider you a hero and construct a statue in your honor plus we would want directions to your house so we can get on this action.

    Second theory you go door to door selling tupperware to old ladies in baggy clothing in which case you would not be our hero and we would then rib you silly and make fun of your genitalia.

    Third theory you spend all this time trying to stop that blinking 12:00 on your VCR in which case we would tell you to GET A ****ING DVD PLAYER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD on top of that we would make fun of you that you still play the atari 2600 come on man space invaders went out a long time ago Halo 2 is in get a Xbox bro.

    Just my .02 so don't flame this statement was brought to you by AR Inc making men studs women horny and Deca well since he swings the other way we won't mention him
    what?? lol

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    HEY NOW!!! hahaha

    I do need another pic.

    We should start a poll or a thread and the best picture wins ;-)

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    That's a great accomplishment. It speaks of commitment. You have it. Some don't. I hope to have that many by next weekend. Do you have any advice for a new guy like me?


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