Whats the sickest thing you'd do for $5 Million.

**jonnytour** · 12-03-2004, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by wolfyEVH

and blowin a 90 year old man while taking it up the ass by horse isnt?? lol

Now I never said I would do that either!! I hate it cuz I actually get a mental picture of this stuff...It's all just wrong.

**Maraxus** · 12-03-2004, 01:26 PM

Id masterbate with sandpaper.

**cpt steele** · 12-03-2004, 01:27 PM

I would hump a porky pine while a bull dike ate my ass with hot sauce with a shampoo bottle in it...pert please

**jonnytour** · 12-03-2004, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by Maraxus

Id masterbate with sandpaper.

OUCH! I hope the grit would be against ur hand...not ur pecker!!

**Maraxus** · 12-03-2004, 01:28 PM

This thread will be the fall to all of your morals.

**Maraxus** · 12-03-2004, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by jonnytour

OUCH! I hope the grit would be against ur hand...not ur pecker!!

Now where is the fun in that?

Id let 500 Martial artists take turns in kicking me in my jollies.

**decadbal** · 12-03-2004, 01:29 PM

i would bang a fat chick, while all of you watched and thru pudding at us

**Maraxus** · 12-03-2004, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

i would bang a fat chick, while all of you watched and thru pudding at us

is man pudding ok?

**decadbal** · 12-03-2004, 01:31 PM

id have sex with a retard who drooled all over me

**jonnytour** · 12-03-2004, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by Maraxus

This thread will be the fall to all of your morals.

Exactly! This thread will test your morals, and tell everyone else just how gay you really are!

**decadbal** · 12-03-2004, 01:32 PM

id buy AR and turn it into a gay website for you lillies

**FCECC2** · 12-03-2004, 01:32 PM

beat the bukkake world record

**Maraxus** · 12-03-2004, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by TRLS63

beat the bukkake world record

I was thinking about that one. good job.

My mouth would serve as a public toilet at a yankee game on Free Chili night.

**Juggernaut** · 12-03-2004, 01:33 PM

I thought reading this POS thread was pretty rough....where's my 5 mil? hahahaha

**cpt steele** · 12-03-2004, 01:34 PM

I would let a 90yr old chick with diaharea **** in my mouth while she was blowing me in front of her kids

**jonnytour** · 12-03-2004, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

i would bang a fat chick, while all of you watched and thru pudding at us

That sounds more like one of your fantasies...not a torturous event, Decca! I thik u might enjoy that too much, even if it was man pudding being thrown at you!

**Maraxus** · 12-03-2004, 01:35 PM

Id try to rape a rhino with herpes.

**jonnytour** · 12-03-2004, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by cpt steele

I would let a 90yr old chick with diaharea **** in my mouth while she was blowing me in front of her kids

Again...Another fantasy??? As gorss as they may seem to us normal folk, if you get off on it it doesn't count!!!

**decadbal** · 12-03-2004, 01:37 PM

id have sex with star jones

**wolfyEVH** · 12-03-2004, 01:37 PM

would anyone **** magic johnson in the ass?

**D-END** · 12-03-2004, 01:38 PM

This thread is gross and funny........ and well very fvcking gross.

**decadbal** · 12-03-2004, 01:38 PM

id let marlon brandon suck me off

**jonnytour** · 12-03-2004, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

id have sex with star jones

LMFAO!!! Oh no!! That's just wrong. I remember my wife watching that show and that Star Jones went to a gym. Never knew they made that much spandex!!

**D-END** · 12-03-2004, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by wolfyEVH

would anyone **** magic johnson in the ass?

do you have any idea how expensive aids meds are that money would be gone in 15 years tops. Not to mention no woman would ever want to fvck you ever again.

**Maraxus** · 12-03-2004, 01:39 PM

I would titty-fck Louie Anderson.

**decadbal** · 12-03-2004, 01:40 PM

id use a racial slur around d-end. then lie about how i meant it in a good way

**D-END** · 12-03-2004, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by wolfyEVH

i'd do pretty much anything that wouldnt get me injured, killed, thrown in jail for a long time, i wouldnt kill someone, and i wouldnt **** dead people or children

sh1t for five mil you can break both my arms and legs

**wolfyEVH** · 12-03-2004, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by D-END

do you have any idea how expensive aids meds are that money would be gone in 15 years tops. Not to mention no woman would ever want to fvck you ever again.

lol...but a woman would **** you if you were a **** eating, puke eating, animal fokker?? lol too funny

**Maraxus** · 12-03-2004, 01:43 PM

Id bellyflop into a pool of human semen.

**decadbal** · 12-03-2004, 01:45 PM

id use semen as hair gel

**D-END** · 12-03-2004, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

id use a racial slur around d-end. then lie about how i meant it in a good way

hahahahah

**Maraxus** · 12-03-2004, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

id use semen as hair gel

You do that now bro...

**decadbal** · 12-03-2004, 01:47 PM

so, id let maraxus yous my hairbrush for a dildo and then iduse it

**D-END** · 12-03-2004, 01:47 PM

deca that thread got locked...just when it was getting resolved

**D-END** · 12-03-2004, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

so, id let maraxus yous my hairbrush for a dildo and then iduse it

.....I guess I would too for 5 MIL

**decadbal** · 12-03-2004, 01:50 PM

id drink a 58yr old beer, puke it up and drink it again

**Maraxus** · 12-03-2004, 01:51 PM

Im dip my testicles in blood and dive into the Great Barrier Reef.

**cpt steele** · 12-03-2004, 01:51 PM

I would watch marxus and deca eat each other out while two peter North hung mofos hit em in the ass

**D-END** · 12-03-2004, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by cpt steele

I would watch marxus and deca eat each other out while two peter North hung mofos hit em in the ass

Fetish anyone...........

**needmorestrength** · 12-03-2004, 01:53 PM

Id have to say.. Id have to say Id let everyone of the male members here on AR rape me in whatever way they please... wow thats gonna be sore in the morning lol