Thread: just a quickie...
03-17-2002, 12:40 PM #1
just a quickie...
Three Old Men
Three old men were sitting around and talking. The 80 year-old
said, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be
able to have a good pee. I stand there for twenty minutes, and
it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."
The 85 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me is
if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of
laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem."
Then the 90 year-old said, "That's not my problem. Every morning
at 6:00 am sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 am sharp I have
a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me
would be if I could wake up before 7:00 am."
ONE MORE FOR YOU.........
Why Fish Are Better Than Women
1.)If you catch a fish you don't have to worry about
2.)If you're not in the mood for fish you can have
3.)You can catch fish at any age.
4.)You can keep fish in a live well until you're ready for them.
5.)If you don't like what you catch you can throw it back.
6.)Fish don't care what size your worm is.
7.)You don't need a big rod to catch a nice fish.
8.)You can use the same old line every time to catch a fish.
9.)It don't matter how cold it is to catch fish.
10.)You can eat (catch)fish any time.
03-17-2002, 01:13 PM #2
LOL heard the first one before but good for a laugh
03-17-2002, 01:28 PM #3
Both very good jokes!!!
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