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    just a quickie...

    Three Old Men

    Three old men were sitting around and talking. The 80 year-old
    said, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be
    able to have a good pee. I stand there for twenty minutes, and
    it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."

    The 85 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me is
    if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of
    laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem."

    Then the 90 year-old said, "That's not my problem. Every morning
    at 6:00 am sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 am sharp I have
    a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me
    would be if I could wake up before 7:00 am."

    ONE MORE FOR YOU.........

    Why Fish Are Better Than Women

    1.)If you catch a fish you don't have to worry about
    it's mother.
    2.)If you're not in the mood for fish you can have
    3.)You can catch fish at any age.
    4.)You can keep fish in a live well until you're ready for them.
    5.)If you don't like what you catch you can throw it back.
    6.)Fish don't care what size your worm is.
    7.)You don't need a big rod to catch a nice fish.
    8.)You can use the same old line every time to catch a fish.
    9.)It don't matter how cold it is to catch fish.
    10.)You can eat (catch)fish any time.

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    LOL heard the first one before but good for a laugh

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    Both very good jokes!!!

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