I need a good job. I need lots of holiday time and time off to go to the gym and sleep. Im thinking a 11am start, maybe 3pm finish at the latest. I have a 2.1 BA degree. Anyone got anything for me?
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I need a good job. I need lots of holiday time and time off to go to the gym and sleep. Im thinking a 11am start, maybe 3pm finish at the latest. I have a 2.1 BA degree. Anyone got anything for me?
u can be my personal ball washer
Well i need my grass cut, and my driveway shoveled. So that is a year round job. LOL
lol..........thats only 4 hours a day........i want a job like that..........
I got a nasty itch on my bell end at the minute. But if you want paid your gonna have to come scratch it quickly !!!!!
Are you any good at planting tulips?
well... I think that mcdonald's works around your scheduals lol
You're hired! I need a gym boy. Someone to put the weights away when I'm done and run and fetch me water. Someone to shake my protein shakes when they need mixing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prime
Ok just send me a 1st class ticket and a months pay in advance and sort me out a green card!Quote:
Originally Posted by Carlos_E
Just come over illegally so I can pay you $1.50 an hour and you can live in our stair well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prime
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Originally Posted by Carlos_E
LOL I will pay you 2.25 and let you have the Whole shed to yourself.. Carlos you might be bigger than me but Well Sh!t your bigger. hmm
do you live in a hot part of america?Quote:
Originally Posted by getinbig
You want me to live with you as well? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Carlos_E
Michigan. No its not hot so he will be fine in the shed. He cant have the garage because my camaro and motorcycles are in there.
No, live in the stair well of our building. Have to have you close by. You never know when I'll need a protein shaker shaken.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prime
Well if i take Carlos's offer at least ill be indoors and involved in an area i'm interested in, but if i take Getinbig's offer ill earn almost twice as much and have my own appartment/shed. I cant decide :yellowcon
This is crazy! OK, ok, ok, heres the list:
1.)bartender
2.)Parking attendant
3.)front desk girl at gym.
4.)escort
5.) Dancer
There you go!!....................Now you better get to it!
True Story: I have a friend that got his green card working as a Chipendale Dancer in Vegas when he married one of the gals that was working at the same casino. Now that he is an American he drives a new Benz and makes all of the front Covers of Muscle Mags. What a life!!
R
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Originally Posted by BIG R
.:?:Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG R
You know how you go to the gym and there is always a girl working the front desk but sometimes there is a guy there when it should be a girl and you think to yourself "there is usually a girl here what is a guy doing here. He should be a she not a he" ... you know ... never mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prime
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Originally Posted by Carlos_E
Agreed i shall be taking up your offer of employment!Quote:
Originally Posted by getinbig
Carlos i regret to inform you that you will have to shake your own shakes, im off to Michigan, home of the Steiner brothers and.................. :unsure: i guess ill find out. Its not to far from the beach yeah?
Well, I hope you're happy living in a wood shed in Michigan instead of living in the stair well of a luxurious doorman condominium in Manhattan.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prime
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Originally Posted by Carlos_E
The shed is top of the line. Strait from the Home Depot. Siding and all. Even a lock on the door. LOL
Prime, Get your A$$ here because it snowed last night and my driveway needs shoveling.
Well, our stair well is painted gray, has exit signs on each floor AND has emergency lighting. Top that!Quote:
Originally Posted by getinbig
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Originally Posted by Carlos_E
Ummmmmmmm sh!t.. I will let him drywall and paint any color he wants. I will even Buy him a 12x12 piece of carpet for the floor.
Ok im heading out now. I guess ill just keep walking west should be there sometime next march.Quote:
Originally Posted by getinbig
Yeah just keep walkin until you start to smell the stank of Michigan and you will know your getting close. I will fix up the shed for ya maybe even run some cable out there for ya..
What part of Michigan?Quote:
Originally Posted by getinbig
Bay sh!ty
I don't know where that is. Which part of Michigan is that?Quote:
Originally Posted by getinbig
It is by the lower part of the thumb. Where the bay stops.
Ahh, South East. I was born in South Western MI.Quote:
Originally Posted by getinbig
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Originally Posted by Carlos_E
Where abouts?
Check your PMs.Quote:
Originally Posted by getinbig
Gotcha...Quote:
Originally Posted by Carlos_E
I guess I should explain the FRONT DESK GIRL @ GYM joke. Back home there was a friend of ours that worked the desk at the Powerhouse............On the way in he'd make fun with our greeting sounding like, "Whats up Front Desk Girl?"......and the like.
It was so funny that it became ritual for us to make fun.....right before the workout.
R
u can sell drugs :P