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    Who wants to give me a job?

    I need a good job. I need lots of holiday time and time off to go to the gym and sleep. Im thinking a 11am start, maybe 3pm finish at the latest. I have a 2.1 BA degree. Anyone got anything for me?

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    u can be my personal ball washer

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    Well i need my grass cut, and my driveway shoveled. So that is a year round job. LOL

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    lol..........thats only 4 hours a day........i want a job like that..........

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    I got a nasty itch on my bell end at the minute. But if you want paid your gonna have to come scratch it quickly !!!!!

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    Are you any good at planting tulips?

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    well... I think that mcdonald's works around your scheduals lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    I need a good job. I need lots of holiday time and time off to go to the gym and sleep. Im thinking a 11am start, maybe 3pm finish at the latest. I have a 2.1 BA degree. Anyone got anything for me?
    You're hired! I need a gym boy. Someone to put the weights away when I'm done and run and fetch me water. Someone to shake my protein shakes when they need mixing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    You're hired! I need a gym boy. Someone to put the weights away when I'm done and run and fetch me water. Someone to shake my protein shakes when they need mixing.
    Ok just send me a 1st class ticket and a months pay in advance and sort me out a green card!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    Ok just send me a 1st class ticket and a months pay in advance and sort me out a green card!
    Just come over illegally so I can pay you $1.50 an hour and you can live in our stair well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Just come over illegally so I can pay you $1.50 an hour and you can live in our stair well.

    LOL I will pay you 2.25 and let you have the Whole shed to yourself.. Carlos you might be bigger than me but Well Sh!t your bigger. hmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by getinbig
    LOL I will pay you 2.25 and let you have the Whole shed to yourself..
    do you live in a hot part of america?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Just come over illegally so I can pay you $1.50 an hour and you can live in our stair well.
    You want me to live with you as well?

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    Michigan. No its not hot so he will be fine in the shed. He cant have the garage because my camaro and motorcycles are in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    You want me to live with you as well?
    No, live in the stair well of our building. Have to have you close by. You never know when I'll need a protein shaker shaken.

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    Well if i take Carlos's offer at least ill be indoors and involved in an area i'm interested in, but if i take Getinbig's offer ill earn almost twice as much and have my own appartment/shed. I cant decide

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    This is crazy! OK, ok, ok, heres the list:


    1.)bartender

    2.)Parking attendant

    3.)front desk girl at gym.

    4.)escort

    5.) Dancer

    There you go!!....................Now you better get to it!

    True Story: I have a friend that got his green card working as a Chipendale Dancer in Vegas when he married one of the gals that was working at the same casino. Now that he is an American he drives a new Benz and makes all of the front Covers of Muscle Mags. What a life!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG R
    front desk girl at gym.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG R

    3.)front desk girl at gym.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
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    You know how you go to the gym and there is always a girl working the front desk but sometimes there is a guy there when it should be a girl and you think to yourself "there is usually a girl here what is a guy doing here. He should be a she not a he" ... you know ... never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    You know how you go to the gym and there is always a girl working the front desk but sometimes there is a guy there when it should be a girl and you think to yourself "there is usually a girl here what is a guy doing here. He should be a she not a he" ... you know ... never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getinbig
    Agreed i shall be taking up your offer of employment!
    Carlos i regret to inform you that you will have to shake your own shakes, im off to Michigan, home of the Steiner brothers and.................. i guess ill find out. Its not to far from the beach yeah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    Agreed i shall be taking up your offer of employment!
    Carlos i regret to inform you that you will have to shake your own shakes, im off to Michigan, home of the Steiner brothers and.................. i guess ill find out. Its not to far from the beach yeah?
    Well, I hope you're happy living in a wood shed in Michigan instead of living in the stair well of a luxurious doorman condominium in Manhattan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Well, I hope you're happy living in a wood shed in Michigan instead of living in the stair well of a luxurious doorman condominium in Manhattan.

    The shed is top of the line. Strait from the Home Depot. Siding and all. Even a lock on the door. LOL



    Prime, Get your A$$ here because it snowed last night and my driveway needs shoveling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getinbig
    The shed is top of the line. Strait from the Home Depot. Siding and all. Even a lock on the door. LOL
    Well, our stair well is painted gray, has exit signs on each floor AND has emergency lighting. Top that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Well, our stair well is painted gray, has exit signs on each floor AND has emergency lighting. Top that!

    Ummmmmmmm sh!t.. I will let him drywall and paint any color he wants. I will even Buy him a 12x12 piece of carpet for the floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getinbig
    The shed is top of the line. Strait from the Home Depot. Siding and all. Even a lock on the door. LOL



    Prime, Get your A$$ here because it snowed last night and my driveway needs shoveling.
    Ok im heading out now. I guess ill just keep walking west should be there sometime next march.

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    Yeah just keep walkin until you start to smell the stank of Michigan and you will know your getting close. I will fix up the shed for ya maybe even run some cable out there for ya..

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    Quote Originally Posted by getinbig
    Yeah just keep walkin until you start to smell the stank of Michigan and you will know your getting close. I will fix up the shed for ya maybe even run some cable out there for ya..
    What part of Michigan?

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    Bay sh!ty

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    Quote Originally Posted by getinbig
    Bay sh!ty
    I don't know where that is. Which part of Michigan is that?

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    It is by the lower part of the thumb. Where the bay stops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getinbig
    It is by the lower part of the thumb. Where the bay stops.
    Ahh, South East. I was born in South Western MI.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Ahh, South East. I was born in South Western MI.

    Where abouts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by getinbig
    Where abouts?
    Check your PMs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Check your PMs.
    Gotcha...

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    I guess I should explain the FRONT DESK GIRL @ GYM joke. Back home there was a friend of ours that worked the desk at the Powerhouse............On the way in he'd make fun with our greeting sounding like, "Whats up Front Desk Girl?"......and the like.

    It was so funny that it became ritual for us to make fun.....right before the workout.

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    u can sell drugs :P

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