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    If you were gonna die tomorrow?

    What would you want to do before you died?

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    probably just masturbate once more

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    Eat a bag of cheetos

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    Quote Originally Posted by as-addicted
    Eat a bag of cheetos

    Because your a putz!!!!



    I would have to get laid one last time..

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    Anna Kounikova...and Gwen Steffani....I'd make a porno with them called

    "Saving Ryan's Privates"!!!

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    pray to god to wash all my sins n not to let me burn in hell for all the bad sh!t i did in my life, do like 5lines of coke n then im good to go

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    Quote Originally Posted by justincredible
    Anna Kounikova...and Gwen Steffani....I'd make a porno with them called

    "Saving Ryan's Privates"!!!
    You think Gwen Steffani is hot? She's ugly as a furless cat. Man i'd like to bang the hell outta so a hot ass asian chick.

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    Get mr 30-06 out of the gun safe and get even with all the people I hate or who deserve it... What else... Hmmm well I'd try fugu

    He he he

    But seriously, what would I do? I'd probably spend my last day fishing with my kid or something like that.

    Red

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    Bust a nut and take one last ride in my camaro

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    I'd make a video tape for my children. I'm not afraid of dying, I'm afraid of what my dying would do to my children.

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    Spending the day with the kids.

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    I think i would go absolutley wacko, flip out and sit in a corner corner sobbing quietly as i would repeatedly bang my head against the wall, a small trickle of blood running from my ear.

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    i would take extascy

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    Spend some time with my Dad... something I should have done more growing up probably....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Get mr 30-06 out of the gun safe and get even with all the people I hate or who deserve it... What else... Hmmm well I'd try fugu

    He he he

    But seriously, what would I do? I'd probably spend my last day fishing with my kid or something like that.

    Red

    DAM RED, why ya gotta go all Postal like that?

    OK: I'd make a sequil the Porno, "One night in Paris" With Paris Hilton.
    And eat like a glutton until we all blew up......while laughing and
    watching the Dave Chappell Show!

    R

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    spend the rest of my time with my nephew

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    I'd call/meet/somehow talk to all the people in my life that probably have no idea how important they are to me and do my best to make that clear to them. Then the most important thing to me would be finding some place of significance to die...i don't want to die in a hospital bed or my run-of-the-mill apartment - I'd go somplace that held some real meaning for me and slip away there.

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    i would def try to make peace with God the best way i could, i would see my family and spend time with them. if i had like a week to go i would rob banks and stuff and bury the money and tell my kids where to find it. i would like to do something cool too, like give poor kids and stuff lots of money too..........

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    I would snort a couple of fat lines of speed and then go to the gym and break new pr's in bench, deadlift and squat. Then I would party all night and end the night by getting laid and the killing myself

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    i would definitly not go to the gym if i was going to die........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    What would you want to do before you died?
    Hug my girl. Take on last ride on the crotchrocket. Then just sit on the beach and take the world in

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    what is up with you ppl wanting to do drugs before you die? how can you be all into enhancing your performance and do that stupid $hit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    What would you want to do before you died?
    Make sure that you were coming with me

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    eat mcdonalds

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
    what is up with you ppl wanting to do drugs before you die? how can you be all into enhancing your performance and do that stupid $hit?
    not to highjack this thread.
    BUT some people want to use other things then alcohole when partying. Not any dumber or smarter just a different preference. Im sure most here dont party that often anyway.

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    I would die somewhere where someone I didn't like would get the blame.

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    Oh, I would also fill out an organ donor card. Only takes a few minutes.

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    If I had the cash I would have myself cryogenicly frozen so there atleast is a slim slim possiblity of me living again.

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    steal a ferrari and beat the crap out of the rich ****er who owned it just for the hell of it, blow money on Coke, load my self on viagra and cialis, and bang the schitttt out of sexy top notch hookers without a condom till my cock falls off all day long, than make a thick azz blunt with the best weed there is and have myself a fu*cking lobster and black caviar dinner with Crystal flowing like tap water, bang some more hookers and call it a day........…

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sage
    steal a ferrari and beat the crap out of the rich ****er who owned it just for the hell of it, blow money on Coke, load my self on viagra and cialis, and bang the schitttt out of sexy top notch hookers without a condom till my cock falls off all day long, than make a thick azz blunt with the best weed there is and have myself a fu*cking lobster and black caviar dinner with Crystal flowing like tap water, bang some more hookers and call it a day........…
    I like your style!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sage
    steal a ferrari and beat the crap out of the rich ****er who owned it just for the hell of it, blow money on Coke, load my self on viagra and cialis, and bang the schitttt out of sexy top notch hookers without a condom till my cock falls off all day long, than make a thick azz blunt with the best weed there is and have myself a fu*cking lobster and black caviar dinner with Crystal flowing like tap water, bang some more hookers and call it a day........…

    ............I think this sounds like the best deal yet!

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    just to be forgiven for everything bad ive ever done, that every person who i love or affected me positivly i got to tell them and show them, and the ppl that hate me to see them smile and rejoice..lol

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    I would give the ugly midget Mass Flunkie the last bit of my manjuice.

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    Don't forget your organ donor cards, please folks!

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    go sky diving and get some of my grandma's food~Italian.

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    I would just spend the day with my family and girlfriend. I wouldnt need to do anything in particular outside of just spending the day with the people I care about the most. I wouldnt waste my time going to the gym, eating, drinking, having sex, because all of those things would mean nothing to the people I care about that are left without me. I would try to let all of those who impacted my life know about it if possible also like BigGreen mentioned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sage
    steal a ferrari and beat the crap out of the rich ****er who owned it just for the hell of it, blow money on Coke, load my self on viagra and cialis, and bang the schitttt out of sexy top notch hookers without a condom till my cock falls off all day long, than make a thick azz blunt with the best weed there is and have myself a fu*cking lobster and black caviar dinner with Crystal flowing like tap water, bang some more hookers and call it a day........…
    I pretty much do that every weekend.

    except I have 2 lobsters

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    Quote Originally Posted by statuZ
    i would take extascy
    and lots of it! then have a **** fest!!

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    Making final arrangements so my family wouldn't have too, check over my will, make a list of all the life insurance companies I have policies with so my family knows who's about to make payoffs , talk with my pastor, say a few prayers and then invite all my family and friends to dinner at the best steak house in town, tell them all to order anything and everything they want......and charge every dime too my American Express.

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