I must apologize to the ladies, and some of the men...

For all the ladies and few men that this concerns, I must beg you for your forgiveness as I apologize to you all. It is not very often that this happens, both my apology and the action I am soon to reveal, but it has once again happened. And to this, you must know, I am truly sorry.

But......I must take myself off the open market. I have found a female member of whom I have taken quite an interest in, so I am no longer available to either party.

Now shall she cause any form of hurt upon myself, then the ladies, and ladies only, will have their chance. A chance for what you may ask - a one night stand of course - as I will once again be on the open market, but only to hunt, like the cheetah, not to find a soulmate to die with like the African beetle - at least not for a while.

you sir... are clearly an african beetle...

has she seen your little pee pee yet? Once she does you might be back on the market :lol: I'm just kidding congrats on the find. Post pics when you can

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Originally Posted by Decadbal

you sir... are clearly an african beetle...

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A dung beetle :wg:


They are african too right?

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has she seen your little pee pee yet? Once she does you might be back on the market :lol: I'm just kidding congrats on the find. Post pics when you can

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we prefer pics that reveal.. you know so we can critique! honestly :rolleyes: ---whistling---

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Originally Posted by Decadbal

you sir... are clearly an african beetle...

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or perhaps an african jungle bunny! they hump everything just like our man here.. :)

Well this a fine how-do-you-do.......*juggernaut scratches Key off his list*

What type of cheetah is that? The younger or older Chester Cheetah?

darn! :(

congrats Key

and I see all the fine ladies came out to this thread , man key you know how to make em hot!!!!!

LOL I am heart broken. Guess I gotta stick with MR. LA. Sigh.........

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LOL I am heart broken. Guess I gotta stick with MR. LA. Sigh.........

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and by LA she means large african..lol JK, u know after all the stuff with the other thread from like 3 weeks ago i had to make yet another joke..lol if its offensive say so and ill remove it, some ppl dont have a sense of humor..like mine..which is twisted.lol

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Originally Posted by KeyMastur

For all the ladies and few men that this concerns, I must beg you for your forgiveness as I apologize to you all. It is not very often that this happens, both my apology and the action I am soon to reveal, but it has once again happened. And to this, you must know, I am truly sorry.

But......I must take myself off the open market. I have found a female member of whom I have taken quite an interest in, so I am no longer available to either party.

Now shall she cause any form of hurt upon myself, then the ladies, and ladies only, will have their chance. A chance for what you may ask - a one night stand of course - as I will once again be on the open market, but only to hunt, like the cheetah, not to find a soulmate to die with like the African beetle - at least not for a while.

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Is this perchance the same chick that used to wash her car next door?

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Is this perchance the same chick that used to wash her car next door?

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i believe it was key who used to wash his car when she came home. but if i also recall, he didn't even get a glimmer. heh, i guess she just wasn't diggin his chili.
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Is this perchance the same chick that used to wash her car next door?

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ooh, no. that was the neighbor girl. havent' really seen her since those carwashing days. and it was me that was always washin my car when i would see her outside and think dirty thoughts....

this is a girl i met at school

Actually it could mean that ... my big, bald, beautiful dark skinned man :)

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and by LA she means large african..lol JK, u know after all the stuff with the other thread from like 3 weeks ago i had to make yet another joke..lol if its offensive say so and ill remove it, some ppl dont have a sense of humor..like mine..which is twisted.lol

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Originally Posted by KeyMastur

For all the ladies and few men that this concerns, I must beg you for your forgiveness as I apologize to you all. It is not very often that this happens, both my apology and the action I am soon to reveal, but it has once again happened. And to this, you must know, I am truly sorry.

But......I must take myself off the open market. I have found a female member of whom I have taken quite an interest in, so I am no longer available to either party.

Now shall she cause any form of hurt upon myself, then the ladies, and ladies only, will have their chance. A chance for what you may ask - a one night stand of course - as I will once again be on the open market, but only to hunt, like the cheetah, not to find a soulmate to die with like the African beetle - at least not for a while.

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AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA! EGO ALERT!

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AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA! EGO ALERT!

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when you got it you got it....and i got it....

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when you got it you got it....and i got it....

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he means bad grammar..LOL

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Originally Posted by hung-solo

or perhaps an african jungle bunny! they hump everything just like our man here.. :)

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by KeyMastur

when you got it you got it....and i got it....

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But the shoot the doc gave you should clear things up.......provided you quit playing with it. hahaha