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    I must apologize to the ladies, and some of the men...

    For all the ladies and few men that this concerns, I must beg you for your forgiveness as I apologize to you all. It is not very often that this happens, both my apology and the action I am soon to reveal, but it has once again happened. And to this, you must know, I am truly sorry.

    But......I must take myself off the open market. I have found a female member of whom I have taken quite an interest in, so I am no longer available to either party.

    Now shall she cause any form of hurt upon myself, then the ladies, and ladies only, will have their chance. A chance for what you may ask - a one night stand of course - as I will once again be on the open market, but only to hunt, like the cheetah, not to find a soulmate to die with like the African beetle - at least not for a while.

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    you sir... are clearly an african beetle...

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    has she seen your little pee pee yet? Once she does you might be back on the market I'm just kidding congrats on the find. Post pics when you can

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    you sir... are clearly an african beetle...
    \


    A dung beetle


    They are african too right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    has she seen your little pee pee yet? Once she does you might be back on the market I'm just kidding congrats on the find. Post pics when you can
    we prefer pics that reveal.. you know so we can critique! honestly ---whistling---

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    you sir... are clearly an african beetle...
    or perhaps an african jungle bunny! they hump everything just like our man here..

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    Well this a fine how-do-you-do.......*juggernaut scratches Key off his list*

    What type of cheetah is that? The younger or older Chester Cheetah?

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    darn!

    congrats Key

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    and I see all the fine ladies came out to this thread , man key you know how to make em hot!!!!!

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    LOL I am heart broken. Guess I gotta stick with MR. LA. Sigh.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL I am heart broken. Guess I gotta stick with MR. LA. Sigh.........
    and by LA she means large african..lol JK, u know after all the stuff with the other thread from like 3 weeks ago i had to make yet another joke..lol if its offensive say so and ill remove it, some ppl dont have a sense of humor..like mine..which is twisted.lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
    For all the ladies and few men that this concerns, I must beg you for your forgiveness as I apologize to you all. It is not very often that this happens, both my apology and the action I am soon to reveal, but it has once again happened. And to this, you must know, I am truly sorry.

    But......I must take myself off the open market. I have found a female member of whom I have taken quite an interest in, so I am no longer available to either party.

    Now shall she cause any form of hurt upon myself, then the ladies, and ladies only, will have their chance. A chance for what you may ask - a one night stand of course - as I will once again be on the open market, but only to hunt, like the cheetah, not to find a soulmate to die with like the African beetle - at least not for a while.
    Is this perchance the same chick that used to wash her car next door?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    Is this perchance the same chick that used to wash her car next door?
    i believe it was key who used to wash his car when she came home. but if i also recall, he didn't even get a glimmer. heh, i guess she just wasn't diggin his chili.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    Is this perchance the same chick that used to wash her car next door?
    ooh, no. that was the neighbor girl. havent' really seen her since those carwashing days. and it was me that was always washin my car when i would see her outside and think dirty thoughts....

    this is a girl i met at school

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    Actually it could mean that ... my big, bald, beautiful dark skinned man

    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    and by LA she means large african..lol JK, u know after all the stuff with the other thread from like 3 weeks ago i had to make yet another joke..lol if its offensive say so and ill remove it, some ppl dont have a sense of humor..like mine..which is twisted.lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
    For all the ladies and few men that this concerns, I must beg you for your forgiveness as I apologize to you all. It is not very often that this happens, both my apology and the action I am soon to reveal, but it has once again happened. And to this, you must know, I am truly sorry.

    But......I must take myself off the open market. I have found a female member of whom I have taken quite an interest in, so I am no longer available to either party.

    Now shall she cause any form of hurt upon myself, then the ladies, and ladies only, will have their chance. A chance for what you may ask - a one night stand of course - as I will once again be on the open market, but only to hunt, like the cheetah, not to find a soulmate to die with like the African beetle - at least not for a while.
    AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA! EGO ALERT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Baron
    AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA! EGO ALERT!
    when you got it you got it....and i got it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
    when you got it you got it....and i got it....
    he means bad grammar..LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    or perhaps an african jungle bunny! they hump everything just like our man here..

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
    when you got it you got it....and i got it....
    But the shoot the doc gave you should clear things up.......provided you quit playing with it. hahaha

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