Got laid HARD last night!

Just know you guys love to hear these stories, so I thought I would share.

I went to a friend's birthday party in his tiny 1 bedroom apartment in a beachfront highrise. It was a small party, mainly friends who already knew each other. However, he invited this girl that just moved in two doors from him. She was cute, not really my type because she was real petite, but her personality was so cool, I couldn't stop talking to her. Next thing I know, we're off in the corner of his balcony with everybody else only feet away and we're hooking up, nothing crazy just some kissing. So, I pull the old "Hey, why don't we get out of here" and I could tell she wanted to, but didn't want to be a "bad girl".

Long story short, we went to her place and it took me 3 fvcking hours of foreplay to finally break her down, but when those panties finally came off, GOD D@MN, the girl had some serious skills! I would have never thought that someone so shy/non-flirty could have turned into such an animal four or five hours later. Just goes to show you, the ones with tongue rings and lower back tattoos may be good to go, but it's the quiet ones you've got to look out for.

EXACTLY, actually alot of the time the ones with the lower back tattoos and tongue rings are ****ty in bed!!!!

Its called alcohol, lol.

:lol:

True that!

~SC~

3 hours of foreplay? SON OF A BITCH, your tongue fall off?

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Originally Posted by kloter1

3 hours of foreplay? SON OF A BITCH, your tongue fall off?

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2 hours and 59 minutes too much! :lol:

yeah, I agree, I think after 40 min to an hour of foreplay it would have been time to do the deed, and if she was being stupid at that point I'd put my clothes on and leave.

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Originally Posted by kloter1

3 hours of foreplay? SON OF A BITCH, your tongue fall off?

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I think he meant he took her golfing.... :chinese:

Obviously the best things ccum to those who wait or are really desperate

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Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ

2 hours and 59 minutes too much! :lol:

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:lol:

ya gotta love the quiet ones. About 95% of girls have the tongue ring and lower back tattoo around here.

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Originally Posted by Blown_SC

I think he meant he took her golfing.... :chinese:

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It was acrually a long drive contest.

lol this thread is to much :lol:. I love the stereotype "ones with tongue rings and lower back tattoos may be good to go..."

Congrats bro. Sound like you had unforgetable night:-)

haha grats' bro

awesome. silent waters run deep.

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Originally Posted by juicehoe

lol this thread is to much :lol:. I love the stereotype "ones with tongue rings and lower back tattoos may be good to go..."

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I HATE to sterotype or generalize, but I'm only speaking from experience. And the three hours of foreplay DID NOT include any "sashimi" on my part. I just can't go there unless it's a girlfriend.