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    I have a new suggestion for the AR lounge... Women Problems!

    I would be willing to bet that 70-90% of the members are Male, and I always see significant other problems on the board... So how about a sub-group for just woman problems. I would be willing to be the mod... lol....

    Anyway, here's my issue. I work from my home, and the other day I went down to my office (in the basement.. with a 55" TV leather couches, and lots of other male compfort items. She freaks out at me.... "All you do is sit in that basement and look at porn!" I was like What???? I hardley ever look at porn??? Then it turns into ... "So you do look at porn?" I was like yea, but not all the time! The next thing I know I have tears and the crying works.... "Do you know that ruins marriages? Do you know how bad that hurts my feelings? Why do you have to do that??" I was like "honey I really don't look at porn that much... I swear!"


    OK, so how do you win this one bros???

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    Get a six pack, order a pizza, and watch a porn w/her!



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    u gotta get her into watchin porn with u

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    Tonight she went to work, and I have a 20 pack outside, (I have 6 in me) and a Degorino pizza in the oven... and I plan on watching some porn by myself! So I'm taking your advise, but she's not here! lol

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    Let her watch Peter North for a bit, she may want to watch it after all, then you can get Jenna Jameson on the same movie.....both of ya happy. Problem solved!

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    Quote Originally Posted by General Patton
    Let her watch Peter North for a bit, she may want to watch it after all, then you can get Jenna Jameson on the same movie.....both of ya happy. Problem solved!
    Do you think, if I show here some of the Peter north vids where he shoots like a gallon all over there faces she'll let me do the same?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdawg50
    Wellll
    Tonight she went to work, and I have a 20 pack outside, (I have 6 in me) and a Degorino pizza in the oven... and I plan on watching some porn by myself! So I'm taking your advise, but she's not here! lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat


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    I thought you would like that!

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    Loved it!!!!!

    Enjoy that pizza/beer!

    Cheat day I am guessing??

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Loved it!!!!!

    Enjoy that pizza/beer!

    Cheat day I am guessing??

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    Today was OHIO STATE MICHIGAN... and OHIO STATE WON... So, yes.. Cheat day..... ALLLL DAY LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Enjoy it brutha!!!!!

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    the keys on ur keyboard must be really sticky

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    Here's the trick with porn and women. You have to find porn with women that really look like they are enjoying it. I've learned that on the Sunday Night Sex Show. That old lady is crazy/horny, but she obviously knows her schtuff.

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    Talk to her. Ask her what about porn bother's her the most. Ask her if she would be willing to watch one movie with you. If she says yes...buy her fav bottle of wine...or whatever, get a "mellow" porn ..... hint...not one with some chick getting it up the A$$. Try to have one with some "romance" kinda crap in it. And god don't let it be Ron Jeremy!!!! A good looking man is a plus! Also, I would be hesitant to try and initiate sex that first time. She MAY think the only reason you want it is because of the porn.

    We are emotional creatures. Where you can sit and watch porn and analyze technique....we look at it and think...I don't do enough for him. I'm not pretty enough, or my body isn't as great as it could be soooooo for him to get "off" he has to watch porn.

    Personally........porn doesn't bother me. Hell, I bought the Snoop dog video for my ex...watched it with him and well..........the rest is a little X for this board

    If she can't get past the discomfort with porn, you need to decide what is more important....her or the porn!

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    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Get a six pack, order a pizza, and watch a porn w/her!



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    Very good advise

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdawg50
    I would be willing to bet that 70-90% of the members are Male, and I always see significant other problems on the board... So how about a sub-group for just woman problems. I would be willing to be the mod... lol....

    Anyway, here's my issue. I work from my home, and the other day I went down to my office (in the basement.. with a 55" TV leather couches, and lots of other male compfort items. She freaks out at me.... "All you do is sit in that basement and look at porn!" I was like What???? I hardley ever look at porn??? Then it turns into ... "So you do look at porn?" I was like yea, but not all the time! The next thing I know I have tears and the crying works.... "Do you know that ruins marriages? Do you know how bad that hurts my feelings? Why do you have to do that??" I was like "honey I really don't look at porn that much... I swear!"


    OK, so how do you win this one bros???
    wow, porn made my marriage better. 1st it was porn. then 3somes. alittle swinging now and then. oh man the fun never ends. all thanks to porn!

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    ahhhh no
    sorry bro no swinging for me.
    Thanks though

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    Good answer!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    You see your kind of in a bad situation......because the worst way for a woman to know you like to see porn is 1. through computer 2. through mags.....you should have denied it, and broke it to her in a different way.......these ways will always look a bit dirty to girls, especially at the start of a realationship....if you like porn, and your GF hangs out at your place alot, then the best way (though can be expensive) is subscribing to tv porn channels.......so when she is switching through channels, by herself, she runs into it...you just say, "i know, i told the cable company to remove but,........"Then once in while jokingly swicth to them...then leave if for a while, then YOU swithc it back to reg chanels...as if you get disgusted by it....then you keep doing it, until you leave it there longer, as if it is a new experience for you too.....to make a long story short.....in a few months, she will be at the least accepting of it......if not totally into it.....also, see it kind of a plus that your girl cried about it...thats a sign she totally loves you and that she is very inocent.......not too many of those left(unless they are not attractive) :aliensp: ..........I had that experience recently when I told this girl I was seeing that I had a few 3-somes...she started crying...but within weeks she was wanting it in every possible way.......

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    Maybe if everyone weren't such big vaginal cavities when it came to women, we wouldn't have this many problems.

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    Bro, I'm lost a little. Is SHE your wife or a girlfriend? If it's your wife, why did she react to your basement like she had never been down there? If it's a girl you're dating, that makes more sense. I had a girlfriend hit play on my VCR by accident and a hard-core scene popped up on the TV. She was MORTIFIED, never looked at me quite the same, but she was a little uptight. Others have liked 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dprayvd
    My wife thinks it's unfaithful if I rub out even just one!
    Me too, same exact attitude

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