Hahaha, Vicar tells kids santa is dead.
(old story but very funny)
"Youngsters at a Christmas carol service were devastated when the Reverend Lee Rayfield told them Santa Claus was dead.
Even parents at the service in Maidenhead, Berkshire, were shocked to hear Mr Rayfield say it was scientifically impossible for Father Christmas to deliver so many presents so quickly.
Mr Rayfield has admitted making a serious misjudgment in telling the story to children as young as five. "
Link:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2562109.stm
