What is a horseshoe?

[YoungGuns20]

What is a horseshoe, what does a horseshoe do? are they any horse socks? Is anyone listening??- Billy Madison

Listen some of your favorite lines out of movies...

[TooSmall]

"if peeing your pants is cool consider me miles davis"

[CarvedFromStone]

"God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch but don't taste. Taste but don't swallow. And while you're jumping on one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughing his sick ****ing ass off. He's a tightass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee-landlord! Worship that? Never! "

pacino in devils advocate...

[Rob]

"snakes..snakes, i dont know no snakes"

"yea hes a kid..kids are stupid"

classic home alone quotes never get old

[Animal Cracker]

"God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch but don't taste. Taste but don't swallow. And while you're jumping on one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughing his sick ****ing ass off. He's a tightass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee-landlord! Worship that? Never! "

pacino in devils advocate...

That entire scene was oa great one! I love all Pacino moves, but he really hit the character in the Devil's Advocate.

[Psychotron]

"i'm a sinner and god's a pervert"

[Elliot]

"God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch but don't taste. Taste but don't swallow. And while you're jumping on one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughing his sick ****ing ass off. He's a tightass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee-landlord! Worship that? Never! "

pacino in devils advocate...

i think that movie is one of the most underrated movies of all time.. the movie is nothing short of a masterpiece..

[wolfyEVH]

"She even took the ice cube trays from the freezer....what kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays outta the freezer??"

[YoungGuns20]

"I'll turn this **** bus around that will end your PRECIOUS LITTLE FIELD TRIP PRETTY DA*N QUICK"

" MY LIFE SUCKS, MY DAD DIED, I JUST KILLED BAMBI, AND When I GO DOWN THE ROAD I WANT TO JERK THE GD WHEEL INTO A BRIDGE EMBANKMENT" Chris Farley

[DoctaBig]

"i'm having a ****ty day...Tell me a joke...............................I'll have a coke"

Can you name the movie??

[Iowa]

"i'm having a ****ty day...Tell me a joke...............................I'll have a coke"

Can you name the movie??

Boondock Saints!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bulldawg_28]

Hey why dont I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?

[Neo]

Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that i'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight......Oh back to school....back to school....--Billy Madison

[AandF6969]

"Yeah, Marty, if you'd stop yappin your trap for a minute, I could tell ya... The price is $200 per quilt... Well yeah this is quality handmade $hit we're talkin here!.... Alright, pleasure doin business with ya!"
"Okay people, turn up your volumes... announcement! Arts and crafts time has been extended by four hours today!"

[*Narkissos*]

"moan ...groan"--Pamela Anderson

[DoctaBig]

Boondock Saints!!!!!!!!!!!!

booya!!! hard to quote Boondock Saints, soo much good stuff...

[Iowa]

booya!!! hard to quote Boondock Saints, soo much good stuff...

No $hit. My favorite "There's 9 bodies here genius!!!!! What were you going to do with the last 3, laugh them to death?!!!!!

[decadbal]

its the chick who bangs the donkey in the donkey show

[DoctaBig]

lol...soo much good stuff from that flick.

i heard that a sequel might be on the way? It wont be nearly as good, but it would be sweet nonetheless

[Iowa]

lol...soo much good stuff from that flick.

i heard that a sequel might be on the way? It wont be nearly as good, but it would be sweet nonetheless

Yeah, I heard that too. BDS is definately one of my top 5 movies of all time.

[DoctaBig]

for sure...top 1 or 2 for me. I have found though that girls dont like the movie nearly as much as we do???? wierd ??

[muff-chaser]

thats right ICE, i am dangerous arent i?-top gun

[decadbal]

yea...well thats like your opinion man....




stfu donnie

[AandF6969]

"Its like lenin said, man, you look to the person who will benefit, and uh.... ya know?"
"I am the walrus"

[Rhino58]

Its time to get serious freddy.

[YoungGuns20]

"Took the restricter plate off, give the red dragon alittle juice, but you might want to keep that on the down low, not exactly street legal..... HEY MIKE"

[HeavyHitter]

"Took the restricter plate off, give the red dragon alittle juice, but you might want to keep that on the down low, not exactly street legal..... HEY MIKE"

nice..... Old School....

Your crazy.... I like you..... but your crazy...... frank the tank!!

[63190]

Heard this off of "3".
"'Cause you're so dang tough, they couldn't castrate you with a chain-saw"

[Monkeytown]

"Life's a garden, Dig it"

[w_rballs]

"All i want for christmas is 2 bitches that smell like cheeseburger so chico can lick on em, and a two year supply of rolling paper."

All i want for christmas is a fat bitch with a name belt that say "Glitter" on it

[Jantzen4k]

"She even took the ice cube trays from the freezer....what kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays outta the freezer??"

YES!!! great movie

i also enjoy

'women, cant live with'em, cant killem'

[YoungGuns20]

"The only two things in the world that I got is my word, and my balls.. and I dont break them for nobody" -Scarface

" WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PRESSURE!!!!! " WELL I HAVE KISSED A MAN" - Ace Ventura.. that is one of the funniest lines ever.

[OSTIE]

"All i want for christmas is 2 bitches that smell like cheeseburger so chico can lick on em, and a two year supply of rolling paper."

All i want for christmas is a fat bitch with a name belt that say "Glitter" on it

LMAO.... Mike Epps is one funny fcker.... He has alotta great lines

[JDawg1536]

What is a horseshoe, what does a horseshoe do? are they any horse socks? Is anyone listening??- Billy Madison

Dude, a horseshoe is when you take such a fat pinch of dip, that it lines the entire length of your jaw.......(they need to create a chewing tobacco smiley face)

[JDawg1536]

What is a horseshoe, what does a horseshoe do? are they any horse socks? Is anyone listening??- Billy Madison

Dude, a horseshoe is when you take such a fat pinch of dip, that it lines the entire length of your jaw.......(they need to create a chewing tobacco smiley face)

[Money Boss Hustla]

What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on?

[YoungGuns20]

"PRETTY BIRD, YEAHHHH, PRETTY BIRD, POLLY WANT A CRACKER" Blind Kid to Petie in Dumb and Dumber

[Elysium]

some funny simpsons quotes...

Comic Book Guy: Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, The Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, much much more.

Homer: A gun is not a weapon Marge, it's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or... or an alligator.

Lenny: Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!

Homer: I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

Homer: It seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him.
Skinner: How ironic.

Homer: Bart! With $10,000 we'd be millionaires!

Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. Pfft. It's like a lottery that rewards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?

Frink: Here we have an ordinary square.
Wiggum: Woah! Slow down egghead!

Skinner: Attention, this is an emergency broadcast. All is well in the school.

Kent Brockman: A new mood is in the air in Springfield, a refreshing as a pre-moistened towelette. Folks are finally accepting their feelings, and really communicating with no holding back, and this reporter thinks it's about f***ing time.

Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in there every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

Marge: Are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?
Homer: Of course not Marge, just for the rest of his life.

Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Homer: So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, let your children run wild and free.

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! (pause) Except the weasel.

Homer: To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!

Wiggum: I tell ya, they only come out a night, or in this case, the daytime.

Homer: Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?

Homer: Default! The two sweetest words in the English language!

Homer: If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Willy: I cannot fit into a wee vent, you croquet-playing mitt-muncher!
Skinner: Grease your self up and go in, you... you guff-speaking work-slacker.
Willy: Ooh, good comeback.

Homer: You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said 'Homer, you're a big disappointment.' And God bless her soul, she was really onto something.

Homer: He has all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: (pause) A dinosaur.

Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night.

Apu: This passport is a cheap forgery - a cheap, two thousand dollar forgery!

Lisa: That's not fair. How come Bart is getting a present and I'm getting chewed out?
Homer: Ah, the mysteries of life.

Homer: Back you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me! And maybe the boy!

Apu: I can recite pi to 40 000 places. The last digit is 1.
Homer: Mmm... pie.

Lisa: You must kill the head vampire - Mr. Burns!
Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Homer: Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.

Ralph: Principle Skinner, I got carsick in your office.

Kent Brockman: Well what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.
Kent Brockman: (pause) Mmm, touch鮼/p>

Homer: I can't live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson?

Mr. Burns: And a stunt like that impresses people?
Homer: Oh yeah. And I'm not easily impressed. Wow! A blue car!

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Moe: He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of charging $6.95 for it.

Bart: We were just planning the father-son river rafting trip.
Homer: Hehe. You don't have a son.

Kent Brockman: We've come up with a camera so small, it fits into this oversize novelty hat.

Homer: No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whiz.
Apu: Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again!

Homer: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.

Homer: That's it! Being abusive to your family is one thing, but I will not stand by and watch you feed a hungry dog! Go to your room!

Grampa: Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!

Homer: Mmm, floor pie.

Marge: Look at them! They've jumped on the one franchise I might possibly have considered thinking about becoming interested in.

Comic Book Guy: Internet King - maybe he can provide faster nudity.

Homer: I want to set the record straight - I thought the cop was a prostitute.

Marge: I'm tired of being cooped up in this house all day.
Homer: Open a window.

Homer: Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

Homer: You don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo - that used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!!!

[decadbal]

i stepped in gum

[Steve Johnson]

leave the gun....take the cannolis