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    Joke of the Day...

    A man escapes from a prison after 15 years.As he runs away he finds
    a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns, but he only finds
    a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a
    chair.

    While tying the girl up to the bed he get's on top of her, kisses
    her on the neck, gets up and goes to the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
    " Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes!
    He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
    If he wants sex, don't resist,just do what he tells you, and give him
    satisfaction.
    This guy must be dangerous, if he's angry he'll kill us..

    BE STRONG HONEY... I LOVE YOU ..

    To which the wife responds,He wasn't kissing my neck , he was
    whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute,
    and asked if we kept any VASALINE in the bathroom ....

    BE STRONG HONEY .... I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!

    OG

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    That's wrong. LOL

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    Things aren't lookin good for that dude.

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    hahah lol

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    When did Deca get out of jail?

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    haha funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    When did Deca get out of jail?
    haha, wondering the same thing myself. he suuuure duz love his asspie

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    old one but still cracks me up evrytime i hear it.

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    Bawhahaha.....Be strong....LMAO

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