Search More Than 6,000,000 Posts
Results 1 to 8 of 8
  1. #1
    Billy_Bathgate's Avatar
    Billy_Bathgate is offline AR Vet / Retired
    Join Date
    Apr 2003

    Vette and his pigs joke...

    One day in Texas, Vette buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help.

    The vet tells Vette that he should try artificial insemination. Vette doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will instead, lay down & wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. Vette hangs up & gives this some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means that he has to impregnate the pigs.

    So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back & goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes & looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, Vette tells himself, and proceeds to load them up & drives them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

    The next morning, Vette cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his boyfriend to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud.

    'No,' he says, 'they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn.'

  2. #2
    LORDBLiTZ Guest
    Ooohhh The Drama!

  3. #3
    Syndicate's Avatar
    Syndicate is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2004

  4. #4
    ttuPrincess Guest
    what did vette do this time?

  5. #5
    Kato is offline Member
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Rancho Cucomonga
    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    what did vette do this time?

    he's just bein vette! lol
    Attached Images Attached Images  

  6. #6
    956Vette is offline AR-Elite Hall of Famer
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    United States
    Blog Entries
    So youre sayin in a marathon man eh?

  7. #7
    SwoleCat is offline AR Hall of Fame
    Join Date
    Dec 2002

    Great to see mods poke fun like this!!


  8. #8
    Pale Horse's Avatar
    Pale Horse is offline F.I.L.F.
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    ACLU headquarters
    That was hilarious! Sorry Billy , Vette had me believing it was really you last nite!

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts