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    maraxus bday....all hail

    being big Ms bday.. i think or a story much like his birth, in a barn, surrounded by sheep and a guy named david who isnt the dad but plays one on tv. now al u heatherens bow befor great Maraxus.. for the is the king of kings...and primse shall be his queen. till he sacrifafices himself for out betterment of mankind.

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    All Hail Perfection!!

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    in the form of maraxus... all hail the king

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    I would hail him but right now he's late for a 10 minute "appointment" (don't cost me a sandwich bitch!)

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    Lmao...

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    i demand a plague be made and bejouled in our honor

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    Right on bro, mine was yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    I would hail him but right now he's late for a 10 minute "appointment" (don't cost me a sandwich bitch!)
    I'm still waiting!!!!

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    All hail Maraxus.....though his penis be short and his balls like those of a raisen he too demands respect. Let us all give thanks that he doesn't live in our hood and bless the policemen who have to track him down after receiving calls that someone is looking in the window of the men's locker room. Happy birthday......how many more will you spend behind bars? hahahahahahaha

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    Juggy.........owns Maraxus!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    Juggy.........owns Maraxus!!!!!!
    Not just yet.......I've got three more payments of $8.13. And because I acted fast when ordering I got a free can of hair in a can! And with what I'm going to run it'll come in handy. As for Maraxus........I've no idea what do with him when he arrives.....I just wanted the free can of hair. Any one want to buy him from me......granted he's uglier than homemade sin......but he could fetch the toilet paper when you happen to run out while upon the thrown. You guys think about it and make me an offer.....but at least cover what I paid for him....I think it was $32.52. hahahahahaha

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    Jugy I big 35 cents . Sorry Bro your gonna have to take a loss on this one, I hope the can of hair was woth it.

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    BTW Juggy he will have a nice home I plan to sell him to the ass connissuer or Tubbytank.

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