Ever been caught jerking off?

You ever been caught twisting one off? I am talking right in the middle of manual stimulation? And not to the point where you could hide it in a split second pretending you were doing something else...I mean RED-HANDED!!

I was taking care of buisness last night and in barges my brother....totally unexpecting the spectacle of me hammering away. The ****er never bothers to knock. (I live with my younger brother).

So there I am...cock in hand...and he just stares at me dumbfounded. There was absolutely NO way of playing this one off. There was no way to do something non-challant and pretend it was something other than what it actually was.

I was too much in shock to do anything ....he just turned around and walked away laughing.

There is nothing worse than getting caught by your parents (happened several times when I still lived back home)....Your folks are absolutely the LAST thing you want to see before you soil your tube sock. Again....there being no way to play it off and disguise your buisness. And this is nothing like being caught having actual sex. Getting bushwacked during sex is almost OK...because your doing something relatively cool and macho (sex)....and **** can slide with that.

How the **** can you face a person without humiliation the next time you talk to them? Sitting down at the dinner table is just never the same....trust me.

As this ever happened with any of you guys? I know I am not the only one....fess up fellas...

man, i went home last year and was in my old room bout to go to sleep and boom my mom just walked in.. im like for dam 24 years she didnt catch me and now look..lool

This has the makings of another fine thread !!!

the worst is when youve got a movie on and youre trying to turn it off at the same time you put your business away... can get pretty hectic. lol

i was at my buddys house when i was like 15 and my buddy knocked me in the bolls pretty bad to the point where i thought the thing went limp so i went into my buds room threw on some porn to see if it still worked so there i am in my buddys room playing with my schlong all of a sudden his dad walks in and i just immediatley went into shock and was like oh my god needless to say i didnt bother going over that kids house after that but i guess my bud explained what happened to his dad i still was a little weirded out seeing the guy

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thats what you get for having the village idiot in your avatar

Nope fortunaly I have never been caught :)

Hell just use some comon sense. Dont let the bad boy out of the boxers until you know you wont be disturbed. Lock the door, do the deed in the bathroom, hell rub it of while soaking in the bathtub.
But never do it when there is a chanse of getting caught. Unless your the kind of guy that gets turned on by that :)

[QUOTE=johan]hell rub it of while soaking in the bathtub.
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AHAHAAH, did you really just say that?

dude, its not a shower.... the water in the bath doesn't go anywhere, as opposed to a shower where it goes down the drain

your saying your comfortable laying in the same tub you just blew your load in?

"wait a second.... thats not shampoo"

:D

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Originally Posted by johan

hell rub it of while soaking in the bathtub.
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AHAHAAH, did you really just say that?

dude, its not a shower.... the water in the bath doesn't go anywhere, as opposed to a shower where it goes down the drain

your saying your comfortable laying in the same tub you just blew your load in?

"wait a second.... thats not shampoo"

:D

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now that is funny, laying in a bath tub is the last place i'm gonna be stroking it

[QUOTE=Imperialist]How the **** can you face a person without humiliation the next time you talk to them? Sitting down at the dinner table is just never the same....trust me.QUOTE]


rotf

never been caught either...but ive caught other people snapping it.. my cousin was beetin off to a porn mag in bathroom lol the memories.... ( rip big guy)

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Originally Posted by Imperialist

You ever been caught twisting one off? I am talking right in the middle of manual stimulation? And not to the point where you could hide it in a split second pretending you were doing something else...I mean RED-HANDED!!

I was taking care of buisness last night and in barges my brother....totally unexpecting the spectacle of me hammering away. The ****er never bothers to knock. (I live with my younger brother).

So there I am...cock in hand...and he just stares at me dumbfounded. There was absolutely NO way of playing this one off. There was no way to do something non-challant and pretend it was something other than what it actually was.

I was too much in shock to do anything ....he just turned around and walked away laughing.

There is nothing worse than getting caught by your parents (happened several times when I still lived back home)....Your folks are absolutely the LAST thing you want to see before you soil your tube sock. Again....there being no way to play it off and disguise your buisness. And this is nothing like being caught having actual sex. Getting bushwacked during sex is almost OK...because your doing something relatively cool and macho (sex)....and **** can slide with that.

How the **** can you face a person without humiliation the next time you talk to them? Sitting down at the dinner table is just never the same....trust me.

As this ever happened with any of you guys? I know I am not the only one....fess up fellas...

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welcome back :)

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Originally Posted by 50%Natural

now that is funny, laying in a bath tub is the last place i'm gonna be stroking it

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Well I got news for you, the first time I ever got off by my own hand was in the bath. I was super horny and I kept rubbing it and it started to feel real weird like hurting, but then real good as well, and I was thinking, this better stop or something bad is going to happen, then bang !!! I am thinking wtf was that and then I realised I had just blown my first load. I jumped out of the bath and thought about it for half an hour. I thought, fuk that felt good so I went back and did it again :elephant: I was eleven at the time

nope never been caught

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Originally Posted by seanw

Well I got news for you, the first time I ever got off by my own hand was in the bath. I was super horny and I kept rubbing it and it started to feel real weird like hurting, but then real good as well, and I was thinking, this better stop or something bad is going to happen, then bang !!! I am thinking wtf was that and then I realised I had just blown my first load. I jumped out of the bath and thought about it for half an hour. I thought, fuk that felt good so I went back and did it again :elephant: I was eleven at the time

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I remember that first experience too...I think i was 11 or 12, but the possibility of just lying in my own semen has never occured to me as something i'd like to do so no bathtub for myself...

lol no i have never been caught..but i sure as hell caught my father doing it..lol.. i diddnt see anything but he had porn on and kinda jumped when he saw me

Oh man! My wife has caught me a couple o' times..........At first I kinda freaked. Now I just ask if she wants to help out..............

Never been caught in any training missions or live fire exercises. However, my roommate last year almost walked in on some heavy combat. I had never seen my girlfriend move so fast before.

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Originally Posted by phatmark

lol no i have never been caught..but i sure as hell caught my father doing it..lol.. i diddnt see anything but he had porn on and kinda jumped when he saw me

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lmfao.. that would be priceless.

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Originally Posted by phatmark

lol no i have never been caught..but i sure as hell caught my father doing it..lol.. i diddnt see anything but he had porn on and kinda jumped when he saw me

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lmfao.. that would be priceless.

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Originally Posted by phatmark

lol no i have never been caught..but i sure as hell caught my father doing it..lol.. i diddnt see anything but he had porn on and kinda jumped when he saw me

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lmfao.. that would be priceless.

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Originally Posted by Imperialist

You ever been caught twisting one off? I am talking right in the middle of manual stimulation? And not to the point where you could hide it in a split second pretending you were doing something else...I mean RED-HANDED!!

I was taking care of buisness last night and in barges my brother....totally unexpecting the spectacle of me hammering away. The ****er never bothers to knock. (I live with my younger brother).

So there I am...cock in hand...and he just stares at me dumbfounded. There was absolutely NO way of playing this one off. There was no way to do something non-challant and pretend it was something other than what it actually was.

I was too much in shock to do anything ....he just turned around and walked away laughing.

There is nothing worse than getting caught by your parents (happened several times when I still lived back home)....Your folks are absolutely the LAST thing you want to see before you soil your tube sock. Again....there being no way to play it off and disguise your buisness. And this is nothing like being caught having actual sex. Getting bushwacked during sex is almost OK...because your doing something relatively cool and macho (sex)....and **** can slide with that.

How the **** can you face a person without humiliation the next time you talk to them? Sitting down at the dinner table is just never the same....trust me.

As this ever happened with any of you guys? I know I am not the only one....fess up fellas...

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Thats some funnt sh|t

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Originally Posted by Soldier of Misfortune

I have never been caught in any training or live fire exercises. But my room mate last year almost walked in on some heavy combat. I had never seen my girlfriend move so fast.

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post whore.......

[QUOTE=TooSmall]

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Originally Posted by johan

hell rub it of while soaking in the bathtub.
QUOTE]

AHAHAAH, did you really just say that?

dude, its not a shower.... the water in the bath doesn't go anywhere, as opposed to a shower where it goes down the drain

your saying your comfortable laying in the same tub you just blew your load in?

"wait a second.... thats not shampoo"

:D

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:lol: well its not like its **** or urine and I shower afterwards anyway. I aint afriad of my own semen. I can eat pussy after blowing a load in it, kiss after a blowjob and I for sure aint afraid to sprinkle a bit in the batthub water cause it gets so diluted anyway

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Originally Posted by johan

I can eat pussy after blowing a load in it

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that is fukkin gross bro

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Originally Posted by wolfyEVH

that is fukkin gross bro

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So after you have blown a load the playtime is over for the chick? :unsure:
Can anyone explain males and the fear they have of there own sperm? Not like you can taste it if your eating pussy, not like there is any goey lumps or anything. Hell you want your gf to swallow it but wont even eat pussy after blowing a load.

Im glad I dont have that fear atleast.

yeah man HUMILIATION. i was wacking the rod when all of a sudden my younger sister walked in. this was when i was 18 or something, she pretended not to see but she did. i commented that it was itchy and was just scratching it.

who the hell am i fooling yeah right:)

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Originally Posted by johan

So after you have blown a load the playtime is over for the chick? :unsure:
Can anyone explain males and the fear they have of there own sperm? Not like you can taste it if your eating pussy, not like there is any goey lumps or anything. Hell you want your gf to swallow it but wont even eat pussy after blowing a load.

Im glad I dont have that fear atleast.

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we know where you stand!

Hey sorry bout the 50 multi posts, I was havin problems posting and kept gettin error messages and when I checked w/ a new window they werent there.

i jerk with my bedroom door slightly ajar...The almost gettign caught feeling is wonderful

me and a friend walked in on my roomate in college and he was jacking off in front of the TV and he just turned around looked at us for a second then turned back around and kept on jacking off. Most disturbing thing ever.

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Originally Posted by Be Real

me and a friend walked in on my roomate in college and he was jacking off in front of the TV and he just turned around looked at us for a second then turned back around and kept on jacking off. Most disturbing thing ever.

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That is funny ****.

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Originally Posted by Imperialist

You ever been caught twisting one off? I am talking right in the middle of manual stimulation? And not to the point where you could hide it in a split second pretending you were doing something else...I mean RED-HANDED!!

I was taking care of buisness last night and in barges my brother....totally unexpecting the spectacle of me hammering away. The ****er never bothers to knock. (I live with my younger brother).

So there I am...cock in hand...and he just stares at me dumbfounded. There was absolutely NO way of playing this one off. There was no way to do something non-challant and pretend it was something other than what it actually was.

I was too much in shock to do anything ....he just turned around and walked away laughing.

There is nothing worse than getting caught by your parents (happened several times when I still lived back home)....Your folks are absolutely the LAST thing you want to see before you soil your tube sock. Again....there being no way to play it off and disguise your buisness. And this is nothing like being caught having actual sex. Getting bushwacked during sex is almost OK...because your doing something relatively cool and macho (sex)....and **** can slide with that.

How the **** can you face a person without humiliation the next time you talk to them? Sitting down at the dinner table is just never the same....trust me.

As this ever happened with any of you guys? I know I am not the only one....fess up fellas...

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what you need to do is sit down with your brother and explain to him that these kinds of manual stimulation is OK. then after caressing his face with the same hand you use to whack off, whip yours out, and ask him to do the same. then jerk off in front of eachother. shoot for distance, see who can shoot it farther (unless ur a dribbler). IM SO SICK!!!! Im grossing myself out writing this sh1t, hahahaahahha MORE SPIKED EGGNOG!!!!

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Originally Posted by Spyder

what you need to do is sit down with your brother and explain to him that these kinds of manual stimulation is OK. then after caressing his face with the same hand you use to whack off, whip yours out, and ask him to do the same. then jerk off in front of eachother. shoot for distance, see who can shoot it farther (unless ur a dribbler). IM SO SICK!!!! Im grossing myself out writing this sh1t, hahahaahahha MORE SPIKED EGGNOG!!!!

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thats just wrong on so many levels :lol:

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Originally Posted by wolfyEVH

that is fukkin gross bro

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agreed

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Originally Posted by wolfyEVH

that is fukkin gross bro

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i agree...

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Originally Posted by Spyder

what you need to do is sit down with your brother and explain to him that these kinds of manual stimulation is OK. then after caressing his face with the same hand you use to whack off, whip yours out, and ask him to do the same. then jerk off in front of eachother. shoot for distance, see who can shoot it farther (unless ur a dribbler). IM SO SICK!!!! Im grossing myself out writing this sh1t, hahahaahahha MORE SPIKED EGGNOG!!!!

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thats just so wrong... :lol:

LOL, billy got caught!

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