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  1. 12-28-2004, 12:39 PM #41
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    I would like to have a "superc#ck". It would stretch like the rubber guy on fantastic four, it would be indestructible and harder than titanium, and I would be able to administer pearl necklaces right through walls and shoot down enemy missiles or alien space ships with my super-ejaculation power. Oh, and it would be able to enter tiny crevices and once in, expand to whatever girth and length necessary to make any chick's eyes cross, even if she has a "superc#nt".
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  2. 12-28-2004, 02:03 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Baron
    I would like to have a "superc#ck". It would stretch like the rubber guy on fantastic four, it would be indestructible and harder than titanium, and I would be able to administer pearl necklaces right through walls and shoot down enemy missiles or alien space ships with my super-ejaculation power. Oh, and it would be able to enter tiny crevices and once in, expand to whatever girth and length necessary to make any chick's eyes cross, even if she has a "superc#nt".
    I was waiting for a superpower like that.....
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  4. 08-10-2006, 07:35 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    If you guys could have one Super Power, what would it be? Mine would be Super Strength!! or maybe to fly, or maybe invisibility.... $hit i dont know!!
    ---Weird and ironic powers are welcome as well---


    (By the way, the title is a quote from Mystery Men)

    to mimic people!
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  6. 08-10-2006, 07:59 PM #46
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    Flying would be fun,seeing the future I don't know if I want to see that without being able to do anything about it.To read minds that might be cool but how about mind control, yeah that might be me all day.
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  7. 08-10-2006, 09:42 PM #47
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    change into anything or anybody.
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  8. 08-10-2006, 09:48 PM #48
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    I'd like to know everything there is to know. Yes. I'm a geek. ;-)
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    I dunno Apocolypse from X-Men always had wicked cool powers, that or something subtle, Like the ability to crush a planet with my mind
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
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    Why you did that Nark??????

    2004 ROCK'S!!!!!!!!!!

    I dont have to wish I had super powers I have them...................

    What do you think my power is??????
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  11. 08-10-2006, 10:36 PM #51
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    ohhh! for horse2006 to be my wife

    ... gotta love farm animals
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    OMG of course I can piss gold cant you?????

    As far as you idelizing my horse sized **** thats just nasty!!!!!!!!!
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  15. 08-10-2006, 10:52 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by horse2006
    Why you did that Nark??????
    lol.. cus the forum's been slow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    lol.. cus the forum's been slow
    Thanks for the laugh.......

    What do you think my super power is????

    Besides pissing gold and having an abnormaly large *#*# Of course????
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    Quote Originally Posted by horse2006
    Thanks for the laugh.......

    What do you think my super power is????

    Besides pissing gold and having an abnormaly large *#*# Of course????
    I think your super power is "Super Self-flattery"?


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  18. 08-10-2006, 11:07 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    I think your super power is "Super Self-flattery"?


    It's not self flattery when it is so openly disscused on the board how SEXY I am,how lagre me PP is and that I can piss GOLD is it????

    Horse hearts Nark............

    I am super GAY today..........................................

    Does that count as a super power?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by horse2006
    It's not self flattery when it is so openly disscused on the board how SEXY I am,how lagre me PP is and that I can piss GOLD is it????

    Horse hearts Nark............

    I am super GAY today..........................................

    Does that count as a super power?????
    Depends on who's asking
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Depends on who's asking
    GOOD NIGHT you SEXY BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!

    I'll dream about you Corey!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by horse2006
    GOOD NIGHT you SEXY BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!

    I'll dream about you Corey!!!!!!!
    That's funny.. cus i dream about me too!

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  22. 08-11-2006, 12:35 AM #62
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  23. 08-11-2006, 12:48 AM #63
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    I'd settle for a small thing like not aging.

    So in the future when trying to pick up some hot babe and she asks about my age, I'd casually say "817, but I think I look pretty good for my age."
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    To have a huge penis. Like a 5 footer

    Then it could be my side kick
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    Quote Originally Posted by sofus99
    I'd settle for a small thing like not aging.

    So in the future when trying to pick up some hot babe and she asks about my age, I'd casually say "817, but I think I look pretty good for my age."
    smart man. don't be that greek guy that asked for immortality and then like the guy is 3000 now and looks every year of it.
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    my power would be to have all the powers
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    Quote Originally Posted by big daddy k de
    my power would be to have all the powers
    Damnit! Why didn't I think of that?
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    I'd choose flying, then fly to a different galixy and find alien life, then f*ck it.
    So when I'd walk around people would be like " there he goes, the first dude to bang an alien. He's awesome"
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  31. 08-11-2006, 12:43 PM #71
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    I'd like to shoot spaghetti out of my finger-tips like Dane Cook. Not really, but that's funny. Either fly or telekinesis.
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  32. 08-11-2006, 12:56 PM #72
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    I'd like a button that i can press to fast forward time for when im doing cardio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
    I'd like a button that i can press to fast forward time for when im doing cardio.
    lol. yeah, that would be good.
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    definitely to be able to control people's minds, like Yuri in Red Alert 2
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    ability to read people's minds by just looking at them

    not just hearing thoughts, because that would get too noisy in my head
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