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  1. 12-27-2004, 03:01 PM #1
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    Exclamation Wife visiting parents, leaving me and our 6 kids home.......FEAR!!!!

    My present to my wife was to fly her home to see her family and I would stay home and take care of the kids. What was I thinking? I FEEL FEAR!

    I've done this for a day or two but not a week. Wish me luck. Pray for me if you are religious. If I don't post again by next monday sent out S.W.A.T. I may still be alive!
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  2. 12-27-2004, 03:02 PM #2
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    Suck it up beyatch........Dont go down without a fight
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  3. 12-27-2004, 03:03 PM #3
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    hahaha....Hey vic, kids can smell fear bro! Fart a couple of times around them to mask the fear....hahaha

    Serious bro, gooooooood luck...hahaha What are their age ranges....?

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  4. 12-27-2004, 03:04 PM #4
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    15 to 4 yrs old, yes they can smell fear............the farting may be a good plan.
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  5. 12-27-2004, 03:17 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    15 to 4 yrs old, yes they can smell fear............the farting may be a good plan.

    Ohhh man are you in for some serious trouble....

    I recommend eating lots of broccoli to build up the gases....hahaha

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  6. 12-27-2004, 03:20 PM #6
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    Been there...done that. Thank you very much now that my kids are 22 and 17. Ahhh life is sweet for the ole Juggernaut. Now all I need is a good woman......for about fifteen minutes. hahahahahahahaha
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  7. 12-27-2004, 03:21 PM #7
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    yes, garlic and onions will also be part of the ingestion strategy.........and the mother of them all COOKED CABBAGE! *evil laugh*
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  8. 12-27-2004, 03:24 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    yes, garlic and onions will also be part of the ingestion strategy.........and the mother of them all COOKED CABBAGE! *evil laugh*

    Cooked Cabbage.... You are safe my son....They will never smell the fear now....hahaha

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  9. 12-27-2004, 04:28 PM #9
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    y'all trying to get him charged for killing his kids?
    Cabbage farts are eviiiiiiiil
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  10. 12-27-2004, 04:34 PM #10
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    Ah come on bro... you'll have fun...

    Show 'em the time of their lives... as they say when the cats away the mice dance... just completely let loose, do something fun and unexpected every day, take 'em all over, order pizza and drink pop every day, live like a slob, act like YOU are the 5 year old leave the toilet seat up and pee on the rim... take 'em all to the mall arcade all wearing yer pajamas...

    Does wonders for your "cool factor" (and tires the heck out of them so they are easier to put to bed!)

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  11. 12-27-2004, 04:39 PM #11
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    Red, you just described my everyday personality!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    Red, you just described my everyday personality!


    Holy cow!

    He he he. well you got nothing to worry about this week then Have a blast bro!

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  13. 12-27-2004, 05:01 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup


    Have a blast bro!
    No don't tell him to have a blast... he's gonna be on the all-cabbage-diet
    A 'blast' could get him locked-up
    Charge: "Carrying a concealed weapon"
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  14. 12-27-2004, 09:04 PM #14
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    LMAO you poor baby. I would be willing to bet that you won't come home and ask her what she did all day if the house is not clean. You will KNOW absolutely!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  15. 12-27-2004, 09:12 PM #15
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    6 KIDS!!!!!!! OMG lmao
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    Wonder if he knows how to prevent that????
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  17. 12-28-2004, 07:06 AM #17
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    I'd put them all to work.......is there a coal mine near you? You're never too young to learn a trade. hahahahahaha
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  18. 12-28-2004, 07:25 AM #18
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    You still alive bro....haha

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