12-27-2004, 03:01 PM #1
Wife visiting parents, leaving me and our 6 kids home.......FEAR!!!!
My present to my wife was to fly her home to see her family and I would stay home and take care of the kids. What was I thinking? I FEEL FEAR!
I've done this for a day or two but not a week. Wish me luck. Pray for me if you are religious. If I don't post again by next monday sent out S.W.A.T. I may still be alive!
12-27-2004, 03:02 PM #2
Suck it up beyatch........Dont go down without a fight
12-27-2004, 03:03 PM #3
hahaha....Hey vic, kids can smell fear bro! Fart a couple of times around them to mask the fear....hahaha
Serious bro, gooooooood luck...hahaha What are their age ranges....?
12-27-2004, 03:04 PM #4
15 to 4 yrs old, yes they can smell fear............the farting may be a good plan.
12-27-2004, 03:17 PM #5Originally Posted by 1victor
Ohhh man are you in for some serious trouble....
I recommend eating lots of broccoli to build up the gases....hahaha
12-27-2004, 03:20 PM #6
Been there...done that. Thank you very much now that my kids are 22 and 17. Ahhh life is sweet for the ole Juggernaut. Now all I need is a good woman......for about fifteen minutes. hahahahahahahaha
12-27-2004, 03:21 PM #7
yes, garlic and onions will also be part of the ingestion strategy.........and the mother of them all COOKED CABBAGE! *evil laugh*
12-27-2004, 03:24 PM #8Originally Posted by 1victor
Cooked Cabbage.... You are safe my son....They will never smell the fear now....hahaha
12-27-2004, 04:28 PM #9
y'all trying to get him charged for killing his kids?
Cabbage farts are eviiiiiiiil
12-27-2004, 04:34 PM #10
Ah come on bro... you'll have fun...
Show 'em the time of their lives... as they say when the cats away the mice dance... just completely let loose, do something fun and unexpected every day, take 'em all over, order pizza and drink pop every day, live like a slob, act like YOU are the 5 year old leave the toilet seat up and pee on the rim... take 'em all to the mall arcade all wearing yer pajamas...
Does wonders for your "cool factor" (and tires the heck out of them so they are easier to put to bed!)
12-27-2004, 04:39 PM #11
Red, you just described my everyday personality!
12-27-2004, 04:58 PM #12Originally Posted by 1victor
He he he. well you got nothing to worry about this week then Have a blast bro!
12-27-2004, 05:01 PM #13Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
A 'blast' could get him locked-up
Charge: "Carrying a concealed weapon"
12-27-2004, 09:04 PM #14
LMAO you poor baby. I would be willing to bet that you won't come home and ask her what she did all day if the house is not clean. You will KNOW absolutely!
12-27-2004, 09:12 PM #15
6 KIDS!!!!!!! OMG lmao
12-27-2004, 10:30 PM #16
Wonder if he knows how to prevent that????
12-28-2004, 07:06 AM #17
I'd put them all to work.......is there a coal mine near you? You're never too young to learn a trade. hahahahahaha
12-28-2004, 07:25 AM #18
You still alive bro....haha
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