Haha tonight at the gym... funny noobs...

**Elysium** · 01-05-2005, 01:06 PM

Haha hey all, got back from the gym not so long ago. Couple of things happened which made me laugh, d*mn new year noobs!

First one, i walked up to a rather plump teenager on a machine and asked "how many sets do you have left?" and he replyed "whats a set?". I laughed and walked away.

Second one, i was just about to get onto a machine and a guy asked me how long i'd be, i said we can alternate if you want. He said yea ok cool. So i cranked the weight up, and did my set, he jumped on and did his set (at my weight), i did mine then he said nah mate sorry gonna leave this one! haha.. he walked away clutching his shoulder.

D*mn new years resolution noobs!

**needmorestrength** · 01-05-2005, 01:08 PM

hahah oh no.. can u drink winny :P

**Elysium** · 01-05-2005, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

hahah oh no.. can u drink winny :P

haha, it was crazy there, nearly every machine, and piece of cardio equipment was being used.

lots, and lots of kids

**Hed** · 01-05-2005, 01:11 PM

Same thing happened to me Monday. Went to the gym, parking lot was PACKED with cars. Tuesday, noone was there. Today is wed, we'll see what happens.

**63190** · 01-05-2005, 01:14 PM

Same thing down here. I hate it. Happens every year. Monday, packed, Tuesday, about half. Today Is my off day. Well, see what happens when I go back tomorrow.

**Elysium** · 01-05-2005, 01:15 PM

well its been busy monday, tuesday and wednesday here! lol see if it dies down towards the end of the week. it'll probably carry on till the end of the month i expect

**Matrix78** · 01-05-2005, 01:17 PM

my gym was so packed yesterday it was jsut person next to person, i got a kick outta the 30sumthin yr old that was admiering his bicept as he did preacher curls with a 25lb dumb bell

it was my sholder day yesterday so i needed some room so i could get my arm all the way out, so i find a nice spot do my first set the some dork comes and stands next to me yakkin to another guy i was just like wtf... so they still aint gone by time i get ready to do my next set so i just lifted my arm with the weight in it right up in between the too and just said opps my bad

then they walked away

**needmorestrength** · 01-05-2005, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

haha, it was crazy there, nearly every machine, and piece of cardio equipment was being used.

lots, and lots of kids

Man I was telling a kid not to move his elbows when he was doing cable straight bar curls.. He was looking at me like I was from mars

**mass junkie** · 01-05-2005, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

Haha hey all, got back from the gym not so long ago. Couple of things happened which made me laugh, d*mn new year noobs!

First one, i walked up to a rather plump teenager on a machine and asked "how many sets do you have left?" and he replyed "whats a set?". I laughed and walked away.

Second one, i was just about to get onto a machine and a guy asked me how long i'd be, i said we can alternate if you want. He said yea ok cool. So i cranked the weight up, and did my set, he jumped on and did his set (at my weight), i did mine then he said nah mate sorry gonna leave this one! haha.. he walked away clutching his shoulder.

D*mn new years resolution noobs!

How much weight did you have on the machine?

**Hot-Rox** · 01-05-2005, 01:24 PM

I know everyone starts from the same place, but dam-n this years group of cheeto eatin, soda drinkin new year noobs has lowered the bar.

**Maraxus** · 01-05-2005, 01:28 PM

I decided to take the first week off this year. My gym is small enough as it is, and I dont need to be surrounded with non-english speaking a-holes.

**needmorestrength** · 01-05-2005, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

How much weight did you have on the machine?

25 pounds lol

***BajanBastard*** · 01-05-2005, 01:37 PM

Messy works out?!!

***perfectbeast2001*** · 01-05-2005, 01:41 PM

luckily apart from all the idiots my local gym has filled up with fit 20 something girls! Its great. I been doing twice as much cardio just so i can chat to them all!!

***perfectbeast2001*** · 01-05-2005, 01:41 PM

luckily apart from all the idiots my local gym has filled up with fit 20 something girls! Its great. I been doing twice as much cardio just so i can chat to them all!!

***perfectbeast2001*** · 01-05-2005, 01:42 PM

my local gym has filled up with loads of great looking girls so im happy.

**Elysium** · 01-05-2005, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

How much weight did you have on the machine?

125kg i'll leave it to you guys to work it out in Lbs.

***perfectbeast2001*** · 01-05-2005, 01:44 PM

sorry about the repeated posts my computer froze up and went mad!!!!!!

**Elysium** · 01-05-2005, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by big k.l.g

Messy works out?!!

lol f*ck off

**Bigen12** · 01-05-2005, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by big k.l.g

Messy works out?!!

Yep,

He sure does

He does finger exercises on the Computer Daily......

**Elysium** · 01-05-2005, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

Yep,

He sure does

He does finger exercises on the Computer Daily......

Your forgetting the chip dip curls

**Bigen12** · 01-05-2005, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

Your forgetting the chip dip curls

And you have those chips that hold a **** load lot of dip!

Feel the Burn!!!

**Elysium** · 01-05-2005, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

And you have those chips that hold a **** load lot of dip!

Feel the Burn!!!

hahahahaha your so right lol.

Spyder · 01-05-2005, 02:25 PM

"whats a set" hahahahahahaha

- i take this week off. its mobbed with noobs. ... next week, when their sore and hurt, they'll decide never to come back!!

**Prime** · 01-05-2005, 02:42 PM

man i wish i could go to the gym at the moment

**Panzerfaust** · 01-05-2005, 02:45 PM

Monday was packed, Tuesday was off day, going back tonight and i shall report in as soon as i get back.

**Red Ketchup** · 01-05-2005, 03:32 PM

This is freaky...

Yesterday was overpacked, today... I was alone in the place for almost 2 hours!

Some tubby teen came in, did maybe 2-3 sets on 4 machines and left... I guess he got discouraged...

Being shoulder day, I like it when I am almost alone... I like taking my sweet time.

Red

**Wrath** · 01-05-2005, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

First one, i walked up to a rather plump teenager on a machine

Second one, i was just about to get onto a machine

machine??? whats a machine?

never more than one machine a workout if you do use them!

Who goes to the gym for those

**angelxterminator** · 01-05-2005, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by big k.l.g

Messy works out?!!

lol...what i was thinkin....

i never usually have this prob, my family owns gyms around new england, so i can typically dip in and out, and boot ppl the fvck off whatever i want...

i dont most of the time, but when i'm in a serious rush to get shlt done, most people just let me on the machines/let me have the freeweights anyway...
That or i just use the college gym, most ppl here are total nerds so i dont have to worry about re-racking lots of weight

**MrMondodondo** · 01-05-2005, 06:08 PM

LOL "what's a set".........Too Funny. Noob season is pretty classic.
Definately fun too see the many uses of the equipment......

The middle age fatties with the spandex are what really gets you guys goin doesn't it.......
If your a middle age fattie.........Keep up the hard work.......Then call in 30 or 40 lbs....

**Elysium** · 01-05-2005, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by angelxterminator

lol...what i was thinkin....

lol and who are you?

**Hed** · 01-05-2005, 06:11 PM

Ah, they were back today, but about 10 cars less than monday. we'll see how it is tommorrow, since i think some may go for the Monday/Thursday routine.......

**Panzerfaust** · 01-10-2005, 02:36 PM

It has not been to bad suprisingly, i mean there are a few newbs walking around but i have not seen any crazy ****.

I will let you guy's know if i see anything outof the norm...

**Prime** · 01-10-2005, 03:59 PM

had some noobs doing curls, reverse grip curls, tricep extensions in one superset directly infront of the smith machine. Had to get them to move as i needed to use it

**G-Force** · 01-13-2005, 01:42 AM

nice avator prime
Red Dwarf kicks Ass

"Let me get this straight, you want to fly on a magic carpet to visit the king of the potato people and beg for your freedom? and you are telling me you are completely sane!?!?"

**Prime** · 01-13-2005, 04:31 AM

Originally Posted by G-Force

nice avator prime
Red Dwarf kicks Ass

"Let me get this straight, you want to fly on a magic carpet to visit the king of the potato people and beg for your freedom? and you are telling me you are completely sane!?!?"

did you get the dvd box set for christmas too?

**G-Force** · 01-13-2005, 04:44 AM

series 1 - 4 box set?

no i didnt but i've seen them all before silly amounts of times

**Prime** · 01-13-2005, 05:09 AM

Originally Posted by G-Force

series 1 - 4 box set?

no i didnt but i've seen them all before silly amounts of times

no alas only series five. I have series 1 on video and some of series three.

**jonnytour** · 01-13-2005, 08:20 AM

At the gym on monday. Great! There were only a few non-regulars there. Better! It was a chest and tri's day for me. One of my fav's. So here I am between sets and one of the owners wants to say something to me so I stepped away for one sec and I also grabbed my new weights (dumbell flat presses). Turn back to my bench and some ASS HOLE moved it to an incline possition, and was standing there talking to anotherguy for like 5 min!! I interrupted him and said, "Did you move this bench?!" He replied, "Ya. I was hoping to do some incline." Pissed off I said "Well I GUESS I can use another bench!" Ya know, I don;t mind switching benches. I really don't. BUT HAVE THE COURTESY TO ASK BEFORE YOU MOVE MY PHUCKING BENCH!!!! I know they pay thier dues just like I do, but have some **** respect for the others around you. Someone needs to teach these asses some etticate(sp).