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    How to wake up?

    My mornings suck Im always tired and it takes hours to get going. What do you
    people do to get jumpstarted in the mornings?

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    trying to do that myself now. Make sure youre not sleeping too late first of all. Drink lots of water before you sleep so you gotta get up to pee. Dont lay down even for a minute after you get up or you will just fall asleep. Never hit snooze. And most important have something to look forward to so you will want to get up everymorning.

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    Quick fuk with the Mrs does it for me :-)

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    I like to get a blowjob. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Be Real
    trying to do that myself now. Make sure youre not sleeping too late first of all. Drink lots of water before you sleep so you gotta get up to pee. Dont lay down even for a minute after you get up or you will just fall asleep. Never hit snooze. And most important have something to look forward to so you will want to get up everymorning.
    Whoop nevermind LOL, my problem is getting out of bed in the first place.

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    Have your cd player close by you. When you get up turn it on your favorite song that pumps you up. That should help you get going. If not keep a bottle of ephedrine nearby .

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    Well I cant do the quick fuk idea since i dont have a chick at the moment. Any other ideas

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    Quote Originally Posted by PurePower
    I like to get a blowjob. Seriously.
    its nice.........but i'm rollin back to sleep afterwards hardcore...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by gya321
    Well I cant do the quick fuk idea since i dont have a chick at the moment. Any other ideas
    You could put some red lipstick on your hand and pretend. That always worked for me when I was single

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    You could put some red lipstick on your hand and pretend. That always worked for me when I was single
    Yeah that usually helps me go to sleep instead of wake up

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    I find placing my alarm clock (which is really really loud) out of arms reach - does the trick. I hate getting up - but having to get up - walk over to turn off the loudest alarm clock on the plannet really does work. I almost never just turn it off and go back to bed. Once you are actually standing up - you are up. Give it a try.

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    Smelling salts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot-Rox
    I find placing my alarm clock (which is really really loud) out of arms reach - does the trick. I hate getting up - but having to get up - walk over to turn off the loudest alarm clock on the plannet really does work. I almost never just turn it off and go back to bed. Once you are actually standing up - you are up. Give it a try.
    I have the same problem and I did exactly that but it didnt help bcs apparently I get up turn it off a hop back into bed without even waking up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angelis
    I have the same problem and I did exactly that but it didnt help bcs apparently I get up turn it off a hop back into bed without even waking up
    Thats funny. I might try the alarm clock trick but also pour a glass of water on my head, that should keep me up

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    Quick fuk with the Mrs does it for me :-)

    LMAO!!!! good stuff

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    I just go to bed earlier because I alwasy wake up after 7-8 hours naturally but before when I worked EARLY mornings I used a BUZZ alarm clock. This thing was so loud it could wake my neighbors up.

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    straight from the bed to the shower without hesitation, once done showering im alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trailrider38
    straight from the bed to the shower without hesitation, once done showering im alive.
    That will do it. Does anyone drink coffee to wake up? I hate coffee so I cant do that maybe a red bull

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    buy a rooster and set it for 5 am...always does the trick for me....i hate having to choke the **** chicken

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    I have three alarms, that wake me up slowly over a period of 2 hours.

    2 hours - first alarm
    1 hour - second alarm
    -5 mins before - 3rd alarm

    it helps me wake up as im half asleep, its a hell of alot easier to get out of bed once ive had my three alarms!

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    Got a pretty good alarm it is called F****** Aussie summer, have to get out of bed as it it to bloody hot. Cool shower upon rising and i am good to go


    F***** Australian summers wish i was near the beach

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    Last edited by bigbart; 01-06-2005 at 05:13 AM.

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    Go to bed earlier.

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    Roll your a$$ out when you alarm goes off and hit the tread mill.. That will get you goin.

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    I've got the 3 alarm system too, MESSY. That works well for me. This is how I set mine in accordance with when I MUST be up.

    Alarm 1 - 1 hour before
    Alarm 2 - 30 min before
    Alarm 3 - 10 min before

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-money
    I've got the 3 alarm system too, MESSY. That works well for me. This is how I set mine in accordance with when I MUST be up.

    Alarm 1 - 1 hour before
    Alarm 2 - 30 min before
    Alarm 3 - 10 min before

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    Yep helps me out alot, i use my phone, its got like 4/5 alarms on it so i just set three of them.

    It helps me get up, coz just getting up straight away can be real hard, at least this way it gives me time to wake up

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    Quote Originally Posted by getinbig
    Roll your a$$ out when you alarm goes off and hit the tread mill.. That will get you goin.
    Couldn't agree with you more... When you do morning cardio you feel sooo much better

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    3 alarm clocks d@mn. That should work

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    Quote Originally Posted by gya321
    3 alarm clocks d@mn. That should work
    i had 4 but i broke them all

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    Quote Originally Posted by PurePower
    I like to get a blowjob. Seriously.
    That doesnt work for me cuz When shes done i sleep even longer, bj or sex in the morning takes everything outta me. Try to make sure the temp. is right in your room, if its too cold no one wants to get out of bed.

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    I have my clothes ready to go, and most times almost sleeping when I put my running shoes on. By the time I stumble down the stairs and out to my car I am awake to drive to the gym.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    Yep helps me out alot, i use my phone, its got like 4/5 alarms on it so i just set three of them.

    It helps me get up, coz just getting up straight away can be real hard, at least this way it gives me time to wake up

    Oh no, the phone is way to easy to throw =)

    would get broken quickly
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    I just set the alarm for like 15 minutes earlier then you have to get up, but I dont really have a problem waking

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    I started sleeping upside down..someone told me that one should wake with your head alligned in the direction the sun rises..Something about re-establishing bio-rythms.I laughed at him..but tried it.Regardless of what time i go to bed now i wake up on time...and very coherent

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    Tren ...it'll keep you from ever going to sleep in the first place.

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    Waking up is a choice you either choose to get out of bed and not be lazy or you choose to rollover. Once you create that habit of choosing to get out of bed you will enjoy the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMA
    the "no willpower" workout for early morning cardio. set alarm 1 hour early. after alarm, pop ECA stack from your nightstand. turn off alarm and go back to bed. wake up 40 minutes later, fully of energy and wanting to run.
    That sounds good. I dont know though I think something is wrong with me no matter if I sleep six hours or ten Im tired as sh1t all day. I might go get some bloodwork done and make sure Im good to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PurePower
    I like to get a blowjob. Seriously.
    Is that a question or a statement of fact....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxex
    Try to make sure the temp. is right in your room, if its too cold no one wants to get out of bed.
    True. I've been late for many morning classes and appointments because I forgot to turn the central heat on. :spudniklu

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    Quote Originally Posted by gya321
    Well I cant do the quick fuk idea since i dont have a chick at the moment. Any other ideas
    Instead of a quik fuk try a quick jerk...works the same.

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    I usually have a headache when i wakeup, so i just take two extra stength excedrin, and since i havent taken any caffeine or ephedrine or clen in a long time, it works pretty good.

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    try this - about an hour before you goto bed make an image in ur head of the time you wanna get up, and keep doing it til u goto bed. Goto bed then set ur alarm and hopefully u should wake up before the alarm sounds. And because ur waiting for the alarm to go off u can lie and chill for a bit. when to alarm sounds u can knock it off and get up without hessitation, get a pi55 and a wash straight away. Do coffee or tea then breakfast, brush teeth and ur ready to go

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